天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S01E18

Part 2 May 3, 2023, 9 p.m.

I don't get it.
回到主持人天才叔公
Back to you, Uncle Grandpa!
跟进报道
…￥*&*（…（%&*
技术故障
好的感谢肚包
Yes, thanks, Belly Bag.
等一下
Wait a sec.
我的手指卡进我耳朵里出不来了
My fingers are stuck in my ear!
怎么老是这样
How does this keep happening?
你在
What are --
挖个大洞
Digging a hole!
算妙还算笨？
嘿本
Hey, Ben!
这算妙
Is this cool?
还算笨
Or is it dumb?
笨
Dumb.
嘿本
Hey, Ben!
妙
这算妙
Is this cool?
还算笨
Or is it dumb?
笨
Dumb.
嘿本
Hey, Ben!
这算妙
Is this cool?
还算笨
Or is it dumb?
笨
Dumb.
嘿本
Hey, Ben!
这算妙
Is this cool?
还算笨
Or is it dumb?
笨
Dumb.
嘿本
Hey, Ben!
这算妙
Is this cool?
还算笨
Or is it dumb?
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
笨
Dumb.
大壳子甜蜜的家
笨
Dumb.
嘿高伯
Hey, Goober!
这些乌龟好像在互相对话呢
I think these turtles are talking to each other.
妙
Cool!
本集完
瘫在沙发上瘫在沙发上
Slouchin' on the couch, slouchin' on the couch.
瘫在地板上瘫在地板上
Slouchin' on the floor, slouchin' on the floor.
我挖通了
I broke thro-o-o-o-ugh!
我要杀了他
I'm gonna kill him!
我要把他脸打下来
I'm gonna knock his clock off!
别激动叔公
N-n-now, take it easy, Uncle G!
我要把这小丑内脏给打出来
I'm gonna beat the stuffing out of that clown!
你方式完全不对老兄
You're going about it all wrong, dude!
别挡我路披萨史蒂夫
Get out of my way, Pizza Steve!
可是叔公
But, Uncle G!
打皮纳塔必须戴眼罩
You got to wear a blindfold
if you're gonna hit the piñata!
这是规矩
Them's the rules!
哦对
Oh, yeah!
天才叔公之皮纳塔
不要动肚包
Hold still, Belly Bag!
给我得了
But that's just it!
我是肚包不是眼罩
I'm Belly Bag, not a blindfold!
还得再这样多少遍才消停
How many times do we have to go over this?
多少遍
How many?
眼罩店关门了
The blindfold store is closed!
叔公越早打破皮纳塔
And the sooner Uncle G cracks the piñata
我们就能越早吃糖果
the sooner we all eat candy!
我有权使用奶油糖果门把手
I call dibs on the butterscotch doorknobs!
好了天才叔公
All right, Uncle Grandpa.
向前走四步再挥棍打下去
Take four steps forward and swing!
明白
Got it!
一二三四
One, two, three, four
挥棍
and swing!
天才叔公我说向前走
Uncle Grandpa, I said step forward!
现在停
Now stop!
慢下来天才叔公
Slow down, Uncle Grandpa!
天才叔公
Uncle Grandpa!
后退27步
27 steps back!
柠檬水
我闻到柠檬糖了
I smell lemon candy!
嗨天才叔
Hi, Uncle Grandp--
糖果糖果
Candy! Candy!
最大安全级别监狱
里面最好要有疯莓棒棒木
There better be some
krazyberry lolly logs in this thing!
致命囚犯释放开关
后退723步天才叔公
723 steps backwards, Uncle Grandpa!
可皮纳塔在这啊肚包
But the piñata is right here, Belly Bag!
儿童医院
希望你认识了个好律师天才叔公
I hope you know a good lawyer, Uncle Grandpa!
咋了
Why?
我把糖果全吃光你就会告我
You gonna sue me if I eat all the candy?
淡定
Just chillax!
这东西里面的糖果给大家绰绰有余
There's plenty of candy in this thing for everybody.
我好像把棍子弄没了
I think I lost my bashing stick!
等等没事了
Wait, never mind.
找到了
I got it.
有糖果掉出来了吗
Did any candy fall out yet?
没
No.
可我很确定随时都会掉糖果出来
But I'm sure we'll get some fallout any second now.
天啊
Oh, boy!
变♥态♥辣樱桃糖球
Hot atomic cherry balls!
棍子
Bashing stick!
快掉糖果糖果糖果
Bring on the candy, candy, candy!
你做对了
You got that right.
你成功了天才叔公
You did it, Uncle Grandpa!
结果好一切都好嘛
Well, all's well that ends well!
你又挖了个大洞吗
Were you digging a hole again?
可能吧
Maybe.
真是太好吃了
That was quite delicious.