天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S01E28

Part 2 May 3, 2023, 9:01 p.m.

我们马上就变成了最好的兄弟
and we became best bros instantly.
如何呼吸空气的家伙
What's up, air breathers?
什么
What?!
可你才刚认识月球人
But you just met moonman!
我能说什么
What can I say?
这家伙真的深得我心
This guy really gets me.
酷吗大兄弟
Cool, bro bump?
酷啊老哥
Yeah, dawg.
刺刺刺刺刺刺
Tingly, tingly, tingly!
不公平
It's not fair!
我比别人还要了解披萨史蒂夫
I know more about Pizza Steve than anyone!
月球人我要向你发起
Moonman, I challenge you to a
披萨史蒂夫知识竞答大战
Pizza Steve trivia battle!
来看看谁最了解他
We'll see who knows him best.
好办法
That's a great idea --
给我办的有关我的大赛
a contest for and about me!
胜利者可以当你最好的朋友
Winner gets to be your best friend.
请等我布置一下舞台
One moment while I set the stage.
完美
Perfect.
最后一个细节
One last detail.
谁真的了解披萨史蒂夫
我准备好了
I'm ready.
大家好欢迎来到
Hello, and welcome to
谁真的了解披萨史蒂夫
"who really knows Pizza Steve,"
这场比赛是为了决出
the game where you play for
披萨史蒂夫的友谊得主
the friendship of the one and only Pizza Steve!
好的
Okay.
第一题是
The first question is
什么是披萨史蒂夫最爱的武术
what is Pizza Steve's favorite martial art?
我知道
I know this!
这道题简单
That one's easy --
意大利空手道
Italian karate.
不好意思你没让我念完题目
Excuse me, but you didn't let me finish.
什么是披萨史蒂夫最爱的武术
What is Pizza Steve's favorite martial art
意大利空手道除外
besides Italian karate?
是月球柔术
Now, that would be moonjitsu.
回答正确
Co-o-o-rrect-a!
月球柔术
Moonjitsu!
月球柔术
Moonjitsu.
下一题
Next question --
墨镜正确的倾斜角度多少
what is the correct number of degrees of shade tipping?
37度吗
Is it 37?
错
Wrong!
我认为墨镜正确的倾斜角度是
I believe the correct number of degrees for shade tipping is...
任意角度都是
All of them.
回答正确
You are correct.
确实
Indeed.
下一题
Next question --
披萨史蒂夫最爱的交通方式是什么
what is Pizza Steve's favorite mode of transportation?
这题我会
I know this one!
被天才叔公背着走
Uncle Grandpa piggyback rides!
至少以前是这样的
At least that's what it used to be.
错
No.
恐怕那是不正确的
I'm afraid that is incorrect.
月球人
Moonman?
大家都知道
Everyone knows that
是个酷哥都会开高速摩托
all cool dudes ride awesome speed cycles.
好
Okay!
最后一题
Final question --
答对这道题会实实在在地得分
and this one's for actual points
所有其他问题都是白答的
rendering all other questions worthless!
谁是全宇宙最酷的酷哥
Who is the coolest guy in the universe?
那也太简单了
Man, that's too easy.
全宇宙没有人酷的程度会超过
There's no one cooler in this wide universe than
戴最酷的墨镜的我认识的小家伙
a little guy I know who wears the coolest shades.
我说的人正是
I'm talkin' 'bout none other than
月球人
moonman.
错
Wrong!
这道题我肯定会
I definitely know this one!
全宇宙最酷的酷哥
The coolest guy in the whole universe
就是这边的这片超级披萨
is this super slice right here --
我最好的朋友披萨史蒂夫
my best friend Pizza Steve.
百分之一百一正确最好的朋友
That is 110% correct, best friend!
准备好回家了吗小兄弟
Are you ready to come home now, little buddy?
你就知道最好的哥们
You know it, best bro.
再见了月球人
So long, moonman!
来地球记得看我们
Look us up if you're ever on earth.
真倒霉老兄
Bummer, dude.
看来我只能陪着
Well, guess I'm gonna have to hang out with
我原先的好兄弟月球人
my old best bro, moonman.
那既然我们又是最好的朋友了
So, now that we're best friends again
你应该很想戴上这个吧
I guess you want to wear this.
行吧
Might as well.
怎么有种烧焦的感觉
What's that burning sensation?
可能是培根油
That's probably the bacon grease.
天才叔公
Hey, Uncle Grandpa!
能帮我们一点忙吗
Can you help even this out a bit?
靠紧点孩子
Stick close, kid.
可能会很可怕
This could get eerie.
数学题
好吧
Okay.
有人在吗
Anybody home?!
快来
Come on.
退后孩子
Stand back, kid.
我来解决
I'll handle this.
快吃滚烫彩虹可怕的鬼魂
Eat hot rainbow, you spooky spirit.
杀掉了
Got him!
等等我天才叔公
Wait up, Uncle Grandpa!
准备好迎接可怕的东西
Get ready for some creepy stuff.
妈妈
Mama.
我怎么跟你说的
What'd I tell you?
可怕
Creepy!
妈妈
Mama.
妈妈
Mama.
妈妈
Mama!
错
No!
是叔公天才叔公
It's grandpa -- Uncle Grandpa!
来看看厨房♥里在做什么
Let's see what's cooking in the kitchen.
谁想来点
Who wants some...
沙拉
Salad?!
不好
Oh, no!
没打中
I missed!
下一个
Next!
你们
Hey, you!
知不知道电视会腐化你们的脑子
Don't you know TV rots your brain?
别瘫着了
Stop slouching.
射得好
Good shootin'.
看来我再也用不上你了
I guess I don't need you anymore.
你自♥由♥了小家伙
You're free, little fella.
数学题
天才叔公那我的数学题呢
Uncle Grandpa, what about my math problem?
对啊
Oh, yeah!
来看看
Let's see.
一共有10只鬼我们射死了6只
There's 10 ghosts total, and we just blasted 6 away
房♥子里还剩多少只鬼
so how many ghosts are left in the house?
4只鬼
4 ghosts.
4只
4?!
你数学得多加把劲孩子
You need to check your math, kid.
你一定能算出答案是0
I think you'll find the answer is zero.
我很确定是4
I'm pretty sure it's 4.
我在里面干什么
What am I doing in here?
真是太好吃了