天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S01E23

Part 1 May 3, 2023, 9 p.m.

早安
Good morning!
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning!
天才叔公
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《好家》
哟哟哟哟哟
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
怎样
What up?!
这里是你的小子天才叔公
It's your boy, Uncle Grandpa!
欢迎光临我的住所兼车子
Welcome to my crib and my ride!
我的生活习惯胖胖棒棒
My lifestyle is crazy-fat awesome!
哟肚包
Yo, Belly Bag!
准备好帮我让所有在家看节目的人
Ready to help me make all the people watching at home
变得十分嫉妒我们的生活吗
feel mad-jealous about how we live?
好了
Yeah, boy!
哟哟好的
Yo, yo, all right!
我们进去吧
Let's go inside!
《楼梯间4》
那么这里就是客厅
So, uh, this right here is the livin' room!
我们就在客厅狂欢
The livin' room is where I live it up!
哟
Yo!
看看你没有的
Just look at all the stuff that I have
我有的东西
that you don't have.
广播光盘录像机电视娱乐中心
AM FM DVD VCR TV entertainment center.
巨型写实风飞行老虎
Giant realistic flying tiger.
伸出来一把梯子的管子
Pipe with a ladder stickin' out of it.
六
Six --
芥末
数一下一二三
Ccount 'em, 1, 2, 3 --
六种不同的芥末
six different kinds of mustard!
弗兰肯斯坦
Frankenstein!
有乔治·华盛顿签名的
Abe Lincoln poster signed
天才叔公：继续棒下去
乔治・华盛顿
亚伯拉罕·林肯海报
by George Washington.
不过你们算是什么都没看到
But you all ain't seen nothin'
除非你们看到了我最珍贵的东西
until you've seen my most prized possession --
这台烤面包机
this toaster!
可以烤面包
It makes toast.
好耶
Aw, yeah!
那么这里就是叔公露营车驾驶室
So, uh, this is the U.G. RV cockpit.
叔公露营车的几乎每一个功能
Almost every function of the U.G. RV
都是在这仪表板上控制的
is controlled right here on this dashboard.
哟哟哟
Yo! Yo yo!
来看这些超棒的功能哟
Check out all the awesome features, yo!
寻鱼器
淡水寻鱼器
Freshwater fish finder.
火腿收音机
Ham radio!
镜中骰子
Dice in the mirror.
检查发动机
圣诞佳节灯
Festive Christmas lights.
卡在点火开关里的胡萝卜
Carrot jammed in the ignition.
有了这么些高科技
With technology like this
叔公露营车几乎可以自个开
the U.G. RV practically drives itself.
但现在我的小子披萨史蒂夫
But right now, my boy Pizza Steve
在操控方向盘
is handlin' the wheel.
那我们到哪了老兄
So, where we headed, home slice?
意大利兄弟
Italy, bro!
披萨斜塔
Leaning tower of pizza?
答对了叔公
You know it, Uncle G.!
同意
Word up!
《好家》
格斯
这是格斯先生的房♥间
This is Mr. Gus's room!
他不愿意让我们到里面拍
He doesn't want us filmin' in here
不过我想给你们看个东西
but I want to show y'all something.
这是格斯先生的
This is Mr. Gus's
无价格米尔手办秘密收藏
secret collection of priceless Gemmill figurines.
格斯先生出高价在古董展买♥♥的
Mr. Gus pays top dollar for these at antique shows.
每个手办都是精心
Each figurine is painstakingly...
在斯堪的纳维亚手工制♥作♥而成
Handcrafted in Scandinavia...
限定款
...limited edition --
幸好格斯先生注意不到
Hopefully, Mr. Gus won't notice.
没错
Yeah, boy!
早安天才叔公
Mornin', Uncle Grandpa.
早安格斯先生
Good mornin', Mr. Gus.
你拿着撬棍干什么
What are y'all doing with that crowbar?
没什么
Nothing.
开溜
Got to go!
《好家》
来狂欢吧
Raise the roof, y'all!
这里是叔公露营车卫生间
This here is the U.G. RV bathroom!
过来看
And check it out --
这里有最具吸引力的东西
I got the main attraction right here --
马桶
the toilet!
这是XW-2000型号♥S
This is the xw-2000 model s.
又名白钻
otherwise known as the white diamond.
你们绝对很希望有这样的水压
You wish you had this kind of water pressure!
天才叔公
Uncle Grandpa
我们怎么在卫生间里浪费时间
why are we wasting time in the bathroom?!
节目就快结束了
The show's almost over!
最好赶快把其他房♥间都拍一遍
We better show off all the other rooms quick, then!
篝火间
Campfire room!
游戏间
Game room!
《奇兹弹球》《激光》《大怪》
我的房♥间
My room!
城市间
City room!
小岛间
Island room!
水下间
Underwater room!
冰屋间
Igloo room!
现在回到《好家》节目
We now return to "Homez,"
《好家》
本期特别嘉宾天才叔公
featuring our special guest, Uncle Grandpa!
讨厌
Dang.
我好希望能住得跟那人一样
I wish I lived like that guy.
挖个大洞
And diggin' a hole...
吃蔬菜吧小朋友
Eat your vegetables, kids.
酷哥漫画
怪人
Weird man!
他是最怪的人
He's the weirdest man!
怪人
Weird man!
各位各位快看快看
Guys, guys! Look, look!
新一册《怪人》出来了
The new issue of "weird man" is out!
《怪人》
你们要跟我一起看吗
You guys want to read it with me?
怪人怪人
Weird man! Weird man!
最怪的怪家伙怪人
The weirdest weirdo weird man!
现在还不行天才叔公
Not right now, Uncle Grandpa.
我们还在看我们最爱的节目
We're watching our favorite show.
对
Yeah.
你挡视线害我们看不了了叔公
You're totally blocking our view, Uncle G.!
有吗
I am?
哎呀
Whoopzilla.
我来跟你看天才叔公
I'll read it with you, Uncle Grandpa!
我好爱怪人
I love weird man!
真的吗好
Really?! Okay!
卷饼店
全新两块钱卷饼周二活动
现在回到《全美最怪视频》
And now back to "america's weirdest videos."
《全美最怪视频》
怪人
Weird man!
怪人
Weird man!
好耶怪人
Yeah, yeah, weird man!
第一页
Page one.
怪人正在寻找罪犯
"Weird man is looking for criminals."
好刺♥激♥
Exciting!
我的天啊
Golly goobers!
那个人被抢了