天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S01E47

Part 1 May 3, 2023, 9:05 p.m.

早安
Good morning!
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning!
天才叔公
小奇迹的
大♥麻♥烦
我爱工作
起床了
Up and at 'em!
我爱睡觉
打哈欠
Yawn!
该充能迎接新一天了
Time to power up and face the day.
我爱玩乐
燃料
电流骤增半导体
Surging semiconductors!
我的燃料存储今早好低
My fuel stores are low this morning.
一定到了一天当中最重要的一餐
Must be time for the most important meal of the day
吃电路麦片
with circuit o's cereal...
电路麦片圈
8盎司电子棕榈汁还有数码吐司
8 ounces of e-palm juice and digi-toast!
都是补充燃料均衡的重要部分
All part of a balanced refueling.
天啊
Aw, man!
这个一定要找小奇迹才行
It'll take a tiny miracle to do this.
听起来我的朋友们需要我的帮助
Sounds like my friends need my help.
之后再见早餐
I'll see you later, breakfast.
有人提到小奇迹了吗
Did somebody say "tiny miracle"?
小奇迹
Tiny miracle!
我最信赖的机器帮手好兄弟
My trusted robot helper buddy!
我们真的好需要你
We really need you, dude.
不知道什么原因我们沙发就这样了
For some unknown reason, this happened to our couch.
不知道原因
"Unknown reason"?
是你跟披萨史蒂夫用黄油刀劈烂的
You and Pizza Steve hacked it to pieces
with butter knives!
我跟你说了格斯先生
I told you Mr. Gus
真的很像小偷一大早来光顾过的
it really looked like a burglar in the morning light.
没错
Yeah, man!
并且它就该受这报应
And besides, it totally had it coming!
那臭沙发一整周都在冲我摆架子
That stinking sofa's been giving me
nothing but attitude all week.
希望咱订的这个新沙发表现好一点
Let's hope this new couch we ordered behaves itself.
盒装沙发
可是很不幸的是
Unfortunately
这沙发是那种“自行组装”模型
it's one of those "put it together your own self" models
我们不知道要怎么处理
and we have no idea what to do with it.
听起来像是小奇迹的工作
Sounds like a job for tiny miracle.
一件格外舒服沙发马上来
One extra-comfy couch coming up.
好漂亮
It's beautiful!
我好爱这沙发
I love this couch.
都不想起来了
I don't ever want to get up.
谢谢你小奇迹
Thanks, you tiny, miraculous miracle, you.
我自造出以来就为了帮忙
I was built to help
自程序编写以来就为了爱
and programmed to love
所以我只是在做我该做的事
so I'm just doing what I do.
对不起早餐
Sorry, breakfast.
你的时间过去了
Your time has passed.
现在是午餐时间
It's now time for lunch...
吃主板三明治
With a motherboard sandwich
微晶片还有腌椰菜
microchips, and a pickle.
好吃
Yum!
这可一定要找小奇迹才行
Well, you know, that's gonna take a tiny miracle.
有人提到小奇迹了吗
Did somebody say, "tiny miracle"?
这可是最麻烦的事老兄
Yeah, it's the darnedest thing, buddy.
电视前边都堆满了包装跟沙发块
The TV is all cluttered up
with packaging and sofa leavings
可我们都躺在舒服的沙发上
but we can't seem to reach it
完全够不到那堆东西
from our nice, comfy spots on the couch.
你一定能看出我们的难题
I'm sure you can see our dilemma.
有我这样的机器人就不会有难题
There's no dilemma
when you have a robot boy helper like me.
他就是个发光机器聪明小天使
He's a bright, shining angel in robot form.
等下电视没开
Wait! The TV's off!
太好了困在沙发上没遥控按
Great. Stuck here on the couch with no remote in reach.
又是需要小奇迹来解决的状况
Looks like another tiny miracle situation.
不用麻烦自己了
Don't trouble yourselves.
让我来
Allow me.
这才叫享受生活
Now this is living.
是啊可老是看电视放松
Yeah, but all this TV-watching and relaxing
让我实在饿死了
sure is making me hungry.
是啊
Yeah.
把美食当面端上来得要找小奇迹才行
It would be a huge tiny miracle
to get a tasty meal up in our faces.
没错
Yeah!
燃料
这
It's...
完全不麻烦各位
no trouble at all, guys.
上菜了
Food is served.
应该能争取到一点补充燃料的时间
That should by me some time to refuel.
吃完了
Done!
把我脸上的食物全弄掉
And getting all this food off my face
一定要找小奇迹才行
is sure gonna take a tiny miracle.
不必多言天才叔公
Say no more, Uncle Grandpa.
我拉链格子里卡的食物一样也得弄掉
The same could be said about
all this food caught up in my grille.
披萨史蒂夫很需要擦脚
Pizza Steve could use a full rubdown on his pizza feet.
要找小奇迹
A tiny miracle, indeed.
这才叫享受生活
Dis be da life.
想起来我有好些时候没蜕皮了
And come to think of it, I haven't shed my skin in a while.
蜕皮对恐龙的健康很重要格斯先生
Shedding is important for dinosaur health, Mr. Gus.
让我来
Allow me.
好耶
Aww, yeah!
鳞片十分顺滑
Now that's scaly smooth.
谢了小奇迹
Thanks, tiny.
你要我帮你追激光
You want me to chase the laser for you?
好办法老虎
Great idea, tiger.
不然就让小奇迹
Why not let tiny miracle
把我们今天要做的事全做了
do all the things we were gonna do today
我们就继续在舒服沙发上享受好了
while we continue to enjoy
the comforts of our comfy couch?
不觉得我们可能
Don't you think we might
一直在利用小奇迹的助人天性吗
be taking advantage of tiny's helpful nature?
说得好格斯先生
Good point, Mr. Gus.
对不过再细想一下
Yeah. But on second thought
格斯先生可能也不是很对
Mr. Gus might not be correct or something.
说得更好披萨史蒂夫
Better point, Pizza Steve!
就继续多来点小奇迹吧
Let's keep those tiny miracles a-coming.
遛宠物黏黏怪一定要找小奇迹才行
And it'll sure take one to walk my pet grimgob.
宠物黏黏怪
Pet grimgob?
知道还有什么一定要找小奇迹才行吗
You know what else would take a tiny miracle?
来做每日锻炼时间
Getting my daily workout session where I --
这样如何格斯先生
Then how's this, Mr. G?
我爱举重
太好了小奇迹
That's great, tiny miracle.
都能感受到燃烧了
I could really feel the burn.
不像格斯先生这家伙可用不着锻炼
Well, unlike Mr. Gus, this guy doesn't need a workout.
因为披萨史蒂夫天生就强壮
'Cause Pizza Steve is naturally yoked.
不过我一定要找小奇迹
But I could use a tiny miracle
回这么一大叠披萨史蒂夫的粉丝来信
to respond to this fat stack of Pizza Steve fan mail.
一大叠
Fat stack?
这才一封信而且是寄给天才叔公的
That's one letter, and it's addressed to Uncle Grandpa!
没错但众所周知披萨史蒂夫
True. But everybody knows Pizza Steve
才是《天才叔公》节目中的万人迷
is the favorite on the "Uncle Grandpa" show.
没错吧
Isn't that right?
打印
特别快递
Special delivery.
《天才叔公》节目
The "Uncle Grandpa" show?
天啊花了你这么长时间让你过来
Geez! Took you long enough!
什么
Wha?!
披萨史蒂夫
Pizza Steve?!
烂