天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S01E18

Part 1 May 3, 2023, 9 p.m.

早安
Good morning!
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning!
天才叔公
天才叔公小剧场
早
现在来到UPP演播室
Now from U.P.P. Studios
安
这里是《早安新闻》晚安版主持人是
This is the "Good Mornin’ News" good evening edition
新闻
晚安版
主持人是天才叔公
with Uncle Grandpa
和巨型写实风飞行老虎
and Giant Realistic Flying Tiger...
并由格斯先生报道体育
...Mr. Gus with sports
由披萨史蒂夫献上独家叔公天气预报
and Pizza Steve with the exclusive
accu-grandpa forecast
并由全体《早安新闻》团队
and the entire "Good Mornin’ News" team
将早安新闻献给与之息息相关的你们
with the good morning news that matters to you
《早安新闻》的各位观众们
the viewers of "Good Mornin’ News."
《早安新闻》
现在进入《早安新闻》
Now the "Good Mornin’ News."
早安新闻
别傻了巨型写实风飞行老虎
Don't be silly, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
节目是直播的
We are doing it live.
用语要注意点
And careful with that language.
各位观众早安
Good morning, everyone!
举城上下议论纷纷
There's been a lot of talk around town
检验结论已正式收到
and the verdict is finally in.
芥末酱？
我衬衣上的污渍其实是
The stain on my shirt is, in fact
我早上吃的热狗上的芥末酱
mustard from a hot dog I had earlier today.
同时近期有研究表明
Meanwhile, recent studies show
佩戴围兜可减少
that wearing a bib reduces
服装上污渍积累数量
the number of stains
that could accumulate on one's attire.
刚刚收到的消息
This just in!
官方表示芥末酱污渍
Officials say the mustard stain has been declared...
突发新闻
不可能被去除
Impossible to remove?!
事态尤为严重
This is pretty serious.
无法去除？？
来连线前方记者肚包
Let's hear from our on-the-spot correspondent, Belly Bag.
肚包能为我们说明现场情况吗
Belly Bag, can you fill us in?
跟进报道
除污大混乱
好的天才叔公
Yes, Uncle Grandpa.
我现在在叔公露营车水槽柜下方
I'm here in the U.G.-RV under the sink cabinet
跟进报道
清洁用品大灾难
我们在这试过不少
where we've tried dozens --
大量的清洁用品但鲜有成效
literally dozens of cleaning products
but with little success.
无法去除？？
很高兴知道有你们这样的人
Good to know we have people like you
在前方进行采访肚包
out there on the front lines, Belly Bag.
随时向我们报道最新进展
Please keep us updated on any new developments.
回到主持人天才叔公
Back to you, Uncle Grandpa.
好的
Yes, uh
感谢肚包
thanks, Belly Bag.
我们回到
We're back at --
对没错天才叔公
Yes, t-that's right, Uncle Grandpa.
回到演播室
Back to you in the studio.
耽搁了一点时间
Just a little delay in the old --
对大概
Yes, totally.
随时报道最新进展
Definitely keep you updated.
回到主持人天才叔公
Now back to you, Uncle Grandpa.
我们正在解决一点
While we try to figure out some of our, uh
技术问题
technical issues
先切到体育角栏目的格斯先生
let's pass it over to Mr. Gus in the sports corner.
格斯先生你可以开始了
Mr. Gus, you can take it from here.
滚轮椅德比赛
今年的这个日子又到了
Well, it's that time of year again
滚轮椅德比赛在这为最后分离做准备
where our roller chair derby
gears up for the final spin off --
先别挂电♥话♥
Hold the phone!
有特别报道
We have a special report!
抱歉中断体育角栏目
Sorry to interrupt sports corner
有一条特别快讯
but we have a special bulletin
从我耳朵上的东西传给我了
coming though to me on my ear thingy.
我们得知目前正在发生一场高速追车
We've been informed of a high-speed chase
currently in progress.
高速追车
切到追车现场直播信♥号♥♥
Let's go to a live feed of the chase.
直播
正如你所见
As you can see
跟进报道
正在发生高速追车
正如你所见
As you can see
我们的《早安新闻》直升机紧随其后
our "Good Mornin’ News" 'copter is on his tail.
我的天
Holy smokes!
你说得对
You're right!
那就是叔公露营车
It is the U.G.-RV!!
肚包你就在露营车上
Belly Bag, you're in the RV.
能向我们提供车上发生的相关细节吗
Can you give us any details
as to what's happening at this moment?
跟进报道
叔公露营车卷入高速追车中
好的天才叔公
Yes, Uncle Grandpa.
你也知道我现在在叔公露营车上
As you know, I'm currently in the U.G.-RV
我们必须揭露出是谁在驾驶座上
and we have yet to uncover who is at the driver's seat.
然而往好的方面看
However, on a brighter note
我们已经能够找到
we've been able to find
可以除掉你外套上污渍的清洁用品
the right cleaning product
to remove the stain on your jacket!
如你所见你十分干净
As you can see, you're as good as clean!
感谢肚包
Thanks, Belly Bag!
回到主持人天才叔公
Back to you, Uncle Grandpa.
没错巨型写实风飞行老虎
You're right, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
在我们揭露
While we try to uncover
叔公露营车神秘驾驶员的身份的同时
the identity of the mysterious U.G.-RV driver
继续体育角栏目的报道
let's pick up where we left off with the sports corner.
好的谢谢
Yeah, thanks.
在准备冬季季后赛的同时
As we gear up for the winter playoffs
吹泡泡锦标赛被群众广泛议论
there's been a lot of buzz
about this year's bubble-blowing championship.
各吹泡泡队在第一场以良好开局收尾
Teams have been popping off
to a great start in the first quarter
我们可以期待现场吹泡泡的大好结果
where we can expect big results
with a play-by-play blow-off
达到全新的
reaching an all new --
抱歉我迟到了
Sorry I'm late.
我刚被几架发了疯的直升机追着
I was being chased by some crazy helicopters.
而且我不太明白要怎么开车
Also, I don't really know how to drive.
跟进报道
高速追车最终结束
我们现场直播
We're live on the spot
车辆驾驶员身份已被确认为
where the driver of the vehicle has been identified as
长♥期♥陪伴天才叔公和挑拨格斯先生的
long-time Uncle Grandpa companion and Mr. Gus agitator
披萨史蒂夫
Pizza Steve!
回到主持人天才叔公
Back to you, Uncle Grandpa.
感谢肚包
Thanks, Belly Bag.
现在有请披萨史蒂夫来报道天气情况
Now Pizza Steve with the weather!
披萨史蒂夫天气预报
大家好
Hey, everybody!
上周我们经历了十分要命的坏天气
We've had some pretty crazy weather all week.
之后还只会更要命
And it's only getting crazier!
预计将预热425度
Be expecting a preheat of 425 degrees
12至15分钟
持续约12至15分钟
for about 12 to 15 minutes.
如果想吃脆皮的话就是20分钟
20 minutes if you're in the mood for a crispier crust.
20分钟
上菜前先放个10分钟让菜凉一会
Let things cool down
for about 10 minutes before serving
并确保着装得体以额外订购顶料
and make sure to wear the proper attire
for additional toppings.
可以说我们未来的天气太烂了
I guess you can say we're in for some cheesy weather
奶酪
对吧披萨史蒂夫
huh, Pizza Steve?
我听不懂