天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S01E37

Part 1 May 3, 2023, 9:02 p.m.

早安
Good morning!
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning.
早安
Good morning!
天才叔公
网络杠精
美味起司球
好的格斯先生
Okay, Mr. Gus
希望你已经准备好迎接
I hope you're ready for
本世纪大富翁天价房♥地♥产♥交易
the real-estate-opoly trade of the century
因为我要用
'cause I want to trade y-o-o-o-o-ou...
这家灯泡厂跟你交易
The light bulb company for...
灯泡厂
伯班克市中心
Downtown Burbank.
伯班克市中心
什么
What?
你休想
No way!
伯班克市中心可是人间天堂
Downtown Burbank is heaven on earth!
小奶酪块别在这发癫
Little cheese, you crazy.
小心小心
Look out! Look out!
热门视频
Hot video!
热门视频来了
Hot video coming through!
热门视频
Hot video!
好轮到我了
Okay. My turn.
热门
H-o-o-o-o-ot
视频
vide-o-o-o-o-o-o!
各位我刚整了史上最强视频
You guys, I just made the greatest video of all time.
是吗视频讲什么的
Oh, yeah? What's it about?
谁稀罕啊
Who cares?!
直接把那玩意传上网去
Just get that thing on the Internet, stat!
好办法披萨史蒂夫
Good call, Pizza Steve.
前往电脑
To the computer!
然后
A-a-a-a-and...
上传
Upload.
互联网视频上传中
热狗行走
行走时间到
It's go time.
我走在热狗上
I'm walking on hot dogs
希望全世界的人们
I hope the people of the world
都能想得通我视频有多强
can handle how awesome my video is.
看看评论叔公
Check the comments, Uncle G.
好
Okay.
来看啊四条评论
Here we go -- four comments.
不错
"Pretty cool."
真是强
"Awesome."
好好
"Nice."
这视频烂中烂
"Worst video ever."
这视频烂中烂
"Worst video ever"?!
这评论害我好难过
That comment hurt.
我可不会就这么受冲击天才叔公
I wouldn't get too worked up about it, Uncle Grandpa.
就一差评而已
It's just one negative comment.
也许你说得对
Well, maybe you're right.
三条新评论
Three new comments.
好我一定要忘掉那条差评
All right. I'm gonna forget about that one bad comment
好好去看这三条新评论
by focusing on these three new comments.
实在傻得要死
"Lame town U.S.A."?
天才叔公毁灭全网
"Uncle Grandpa just ruined the Internet"?
走在热狗上纯耍笨行为
"Walking on hot dogs is stupid"?!
又是那个人
It's that same guy again!
他叫什么名字
What's his name?
起司泡芙麦克
Cheesepuff Mike.
他以为他谁啊
Who does he think he is?
他可能自以为是个人上人
He probably thinks
he's the greatest thing since sliced bread
只可惜他就只是个杠精
but, alas, he's just a troll.
杠精是吗
A troll, huh?
那就只有一个解决办法了
Well, there's only one solution for that --
拆掉全世界所有的桥
destroy all the bridges in the world.
天才叔公我说的那个不是
Uncle Grandpa, I'm not talking about
那种藏在桥底下的巨魔
the kind of troll who lives under bridges.
我说的是网络杠精
I'm talking about an Internet troll.
就是那种靠在网上专发攻击评论
You know, someone who tries to
upset people on the Internet
来恶心别人的那种人
by posting mean comments and whatnot.
不管从哪个方面来看
Well, any way you slice it
杠精一定得去治
we got a troll problem.
我们马上就去治治那杠精
We're going to solve that troll problem right now.
互联网
你这是要干什么叔公
What the heck are you doing Uncle G?!
我要进互联网
I'm going inside the Internet.
可是根本
But that's...
不可能
Impossible.
格斯先生你也一起来
Mr. Gus, you're coming with me!
我也要
I am?
你要帮我把那网络杠精查出来
You're gonna help me track down that Internet troll.
来戴上
Here -- put these on.
橡胶厨房♥手套还有牛仔帽
Rubber kitchen gloves and a cowboy hat?
不不不不不
No, no, no, no, no.
杠精防治手套还有互联网安全头盔
Troll handling gloves and an Internet safety helmet.
来咱们走
Come on. Let's go.
披萨史蒂夫
Pizza Steve!
好了我们进入互联网了
All right, we're inside the Internet!
来查出那个杠精在那
Now to track down that Internet troll
要他向我道歉
and demand an apology!
天才叔公我们找不到那杠精的
Uncle Grandpa, we ain't ever gonna find that troll
这地方纷繁复杂得很
in a place this crazy and complicated.
看着我学着点
Watch and learn.
你在干什么天才叔公
What you doing, Uncle Grandpa?
起司泡芙屑格斯先生
Cheesepuff dust, Mr. Gus.
说什么
Say what?
起司泡芙屑
Cheesepuff dust!
看不出来吗
Don't you see?
要是跟着起司屑走
If we follow this cheese dust trail
就可以顺路找到起司泡芙麦克
it'll lead us right to cheesepuff Mike
又名杠精
a.k.a. The troll.
随便你怎么说天才叔公
Whatever you say, Uncle Grandpa.
快来
Come on!
等下先别走
Wait. Hold up.
怎么了
What's wrong?
吃点小熊软糖休息一下
Time for a squishy-bear break.
天才叔公无意冒犯
Uncle Grandpa, no offense
你到底知不知道自己是在干什么
but do you have any idea what the heck you're doing?
耐心点格斯先生
Patience, Mr. Gus.
找杠精可是精细学问
Troll tracking is a precise science.
所以干啥
So, what now?
继续绕圈子吗
Just keep on walking in circles?
错我的腿累了
Nah. My legs are getting tired.
开走这辆赛博摩托好了
Let's take this cyber cycle.
信息高速公路
开得可真是平稳
Dang. This is one smooth ride.
来看看这玩意能不能玩翘前轮
Let's see how this baby handles wheelies.
还是建议不要
I don't think that's such a good id--
好耶
Yeah!
翘前轮
Wheelies!
是不是很爽啊格斯先生
Pretty awesome, huh, Mr. Gus?
我在哪
Where am I?
互联网
The world wide web.
格斯先生没时间打盹了
Hey, Mr. Gus, no time for naps!
起司泡芙屑到这就没了
We're at the end of the cheesepuff dust trail.
你说顺着起司泡芙屑走可以找到杠精
You said this cheese trail would lead us to a troll
可我没看到杠精
but I don't see a troll.
就只看到一座墙
All I see is a wall.
杠精就在墙后头
The troll's behind this wall.
我们必须要靠蛮力
We're gonna need sheer brute strength
来把墙砸破