天才阿公（2013）

Uncle Grandpa S01E08

Part 2 May 3, 2023, 9 p.m.

他吃的
He did.
我本来要放一会儿再吃的
I was saving it for later.
这让我好生气
This enrages me.
难受
特别气
暴怒
我现在要毁掉露营车
I will now destroy this RV.
不应该要这样的
That's exactly what's not supposed to happen!
毁灭舞会
Destruction dance party!
感谢你呼叫天才叔公
Thank you for calling Uncle Grandpa.
我是天才叔公
Uncle Grandpa speaking.
喂天才叔公
Hey, Uncle Grandpa,
我们现在快回来了
we're on our way back.
几分钟后就能到
Should be there in a few minutes.
跟他说我买♥♥了他要的甜筒
Tell him I got his cone.
披萨史蒂夫买♥♥了你要的甜筒
Pizza Steve has your cone.
一切都还顺利吧
Is everything cool?
都还好
Everything's fine.
什么声音
What's all that noise?
保姆在做吃的
The babysitter is just, uh, cooking food.
要挂了拜
Got to go! Bye!
别做吃的了
Stop cooking that food!
必须阻止机器人灭掉整辆露营车
We got to stop this robot from destroying the whole RV.
等下
Wait!
不要毁灭东西了
Please stop destroying stuff,
毁灭拆除机器人先生
Mr. Destruction demolition robot person, sir!
对不起我吃了你的辣热狗
I'm sorry I ate your chili dog.
我可以给你再买♥♥新的
But I can just get you a new one.
这是原则问题
It's the principle.
总算可以来点好玩的了
Finally having some fun around here!
这样不好玩
This isn't fun.
这可是
This is --
有了
That's it!
所以说你想来点好玩的是吧
So, you want to have some real big fun, right?
没错
Yeah!
弄坏机器人会不会很好玩呢
Does destroying a robot sound like real big fun?
好玩
Yes.
行
Okay.
你来弄坏机器人
You destroy the robot,
我来确保别的东西没有损坏
and I'll make sure nothing gets destroyed.
除了那盏灯
Except for that lamp.
开始吧
Let's do this!
怎么
What the...?
我跟你讲过道理了毁灭机器人
I tried to reason with you, demolition robot.
无法计算
This does not compute.
我要毁灭你
I will destroy you.
该死
Dang it.
你从哪学会这样耍剑的
Where did you learn to use a sword like that?
我不知道
I have no idea.
吃我的激光炮
Taste my laser cannon.
机器人
Hey, robot --
在上面
up here!
抓到你眼睛了
Got your eye!
清除你自己
Remove yourself.
《楼梯间4》
这样好好玩
Now, this is fun!
你要被毁灭了
Time to be destroyed.
保姆
Babysitter!
接着
Catch!
真的超级好玩
That was so much fun!
你从哪学会让激光束那样转向的
Where did you learn to deflect a laser beam like that?
我不知道
I have no idea.
谢谢你帮我天才叔公
Thanks for helping me, Uncle Grandpa.
没事的孩子
No problem, kid!
趁他们没回来赶紧让这里恢复正常
Now let's get this place back to normal before they get back.
天啊
Man,
不敢相信他们没加我最爱的顶料
I can't believe they didn't have my favorite topping.
因为金子和钻石压根不能做顶料
That's because gold and diamonds aren't a real topping.
台灯维修 24小时营业
好再把这个洞挡住
Okay, we just got to cover this hole up.
完成
All dones!
不好
Oh, no!
不要吃
辣热狗怎么办
What about the chili dog?
热狗不见都会看出来的
They'll see it's missing!
放心
Don't worry.
不要动
Hold still.
跟新的一样
Good as new!
干得好天才叔公
Good job, Uncle Grandpa.
很显然你这回很老实
You obviously behaved yourself,
没有毁掉露营车
you didn't destroy the RV,
也没吃掉机器人盖瑞的辣热狗
and you didn't eat Gary the robot's chili dog.
看样子你再也用不上保姆了
Looks like you don't need to have a babysitter ever again!
我都不知道
I don't know.
没那么糟的
It wasn't that bad.
也许下次应该继续请保姆
Maybe I should have a babysitter next time.
确保安全明白吗
Just to play it safe, you know?
冰淇淋甜筒给你天才叔公
Here's your ice-cream cone, Uncle Grandpa,
是你要
just how you --
那玩意哪来的
How did that get there?
爱尝鲜的
熊好好
与
热狗人
爱尝鲜的熊好好
"New experiences" with Beary Nice...
就是我
That's me!
与热狗人
...and hotdog person...
就是我
That's me.
我以前从来没爬过树
I've never climbed a tree before.
你爬过没热狗人
Have you, Hotdog Person?
我没
No, I have--
第一次爬树让我好兴奋
I'm so excited to climb a tree for the first time!
我要爬遍你全身上下哦大树
I'm gonna climb all over you, tree!
要小心熊好好
Be careful, Beary.
爬爬爬爬爬
Climb, climb, climb, climb, climb
爬爬爬爬爬
climb, climb, climb, climb, climb
爬爬爬爬
climb, climb, climb, climb,
爬爬爬
climb, climb, climb
爬树好好哦
Climbing a tree is beary nice.
等等
Wait!
是我哎
That's me!
热狗人你为什么不爬你的树
Hotdog person, why aren't you climbing your tree?
因为我怕树
Because I'm afraid of trees.
可是爬树好好哦
But climbing a tree is beary nice!
等等
Wait!
是我哎
That's me!
没错
Yeah.
你说的应该很对
You're probably right.
玩得开心吗
Having fun yet?
开心
Yeah.
先前怕树确实不好
I was wrong to be afraid of trees.
爬爬爬爬爬
Climb, climb, climb, climb, climb
爬爬爬爬爬
climb, climb, climb, climb, climb
我好惊讶能看到
I'm very surprised at
热狗人居然好会爬树
what a good tree-climber hotdog person is.
爬爬爬爬爬
Climb, climb, climb, climb, climb
爬爬爬爬爬
climb, climb, climb, climb, climb
快登顶了
Almost there.
爬爬爬爬爬
Climb, climb, climb, climb, climb
这样子才叫尝鲜嘛
Now, that's what I call a new experience.
早安
真是太好吃了
That was quite delicious.