劳拉之谜（2014）

The Mysteries of Laura S01E01

Part 3 April 8, 2021, 1:06 p.m.

Isn't there some kind of a detention hall?
这里就没有拘留室之类的地方吗
They are expelled.
他们被开除了
Done.
没得商量
Gone.
你们走吧
Whatever. It's pre-K.
没什么大不了的不过是学前班
Pre-K equals child care, and now we have none.
学前班就是托儿所现在没了
We're screwed.
完蛋了
So we'll just find another school.
我们再给他们找个学校上就好
Oh, in the middle of the semester?
在学期中间吗
We need a place to put them tomorrow.
我们得让他们明天有地方待
You will figure it out. You're very resourceful.
你会搞定的你神通广大
That's what I love about you.
我就爱你这点
You know what you love about me?
你知道你爱我哪点吗
That you're unhelpful and completely detached from reality.
毫无帮助而且不切实际
That I am calm under pressure. No!
我在重压下冷静如常不
See, that's what I hate about you.
我就讨厌你这点
I'm not even sure what you're doing here.
我甚至都不知道你为什么要来
If you're not going to share
如果你对这个紧急事件
in the work or the worry of this three-alarm fire,
既不出力又不担心
go home, sign the divorce papers,
那就回家签了离婚协议
get officially out of my life once and for all.
正式离开我的生活
What if I don't want to sign the papers?
如果我不想签离婚协议呢
It's not in your nature to be monogamous. Remember?
一夫一妻不是你的风格记得吗
Laura, how many times do I have to say this?
劳拉我得说多少遍才行
Cheating on you was the biggest mistake of my life.
劈腿是我这辈子犯的最大的错
It is out of my system.
我一时糊涂
We are both still wearing our wedding rings. Excuse me.
我们都还戴着结婚戒指不好意思
That has got to mean something.
这是有原因的
Mine is stuck on my finger, okay?
我的卡在手指上了
Excuse me!
不好意思
Probably from all my stress eating, thanks to you.
没准是你害我压力太大吃太多
You know what, I don't have time for this conversation.
我根本没时间跟你废话
I have to find a preschool for criminals,
我要为小罪犯们找学前班
and in my spare time, solve a murder.
空闲时间还要破一件谋杀案
Excuse me! What?
不好意思什么事
Your children are urinating on each other!
你们的孩子在往对方身上撒尿
You need to do something about that.
你们得管管
'Cause that's just nasty!
太脏了
All right? Nasty ass white kids are ruinin' America!
肮脏的白人小崽子毁掉了美国
Get your zip up here. That's ridiculous!
拉上拉链真荒唐
You are wrong.
你们错大了
What are you doing? I'm sorry. Sorry.
你们干嘛呢抱歉抱歉
Tag! You're it!
给你贴个标
Come on!
来吧
Come here, come here, come here.
来这里来这里
Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't, um...
我要是你就不会这么做
Hey, are they supposed to feel damp?
他们好像湿了
Uh, pee-pee sword fight.
尿枪大战
Usually dries in an hour.
一般一小时内能干
No peeing on each other, all right?
不能往对方身上撒尿
Okay.
好了
Hey, you guys. News flash.
伙计们新闻快报
I know you're talkin' about water sports, but just really fast.
我知道你们在讨论水上运动但我会很快
So, all your suspects have been background-checked up the wazoo.
你们所有嫌疑人的背景都调查清楚了
Most are squeaky clean,
大部分没有前科
but give it up for the victim's brother...
除了被害人的弟弟
Brad Walden!
布拉德·沃尔登
String of arrests, assault, fraud, check-kiting,
一连串被捕记录殴打诈骗空头支票
also multiple bankruptcies.
以及多次破产
Loserest sibling since Roger Clinton.
自罗杰·克♥林♥顿♥以来最失败的名人兄弟
Yeah, or the fat Baldwin brother.
或者说自鲍德温的胖兄弟以来
He was skulking around the guest house?
他在客房♥附近鬼鬼祟祟
In the dark, talking on his cell.
黑暗里用手♥机♥通话
Well, that's weird.
奇怪了
Captain and I had no service anywhere on the property.
警监和我的手♥机♥在房♥子里都没信♥号♥♥
Wait a minute.
等等
Walden was about to launch some kickass new cellphone. Yes!
沃尔登即将推出一批超强的新手♥机♥ 对
Obit says, "Walden Computing's one day from unveiling
新闻说"沃尔登科技明日将公开
a smartphone that boasts unprecedented reception,
一款得益于新科技的
thanks to next-gen technology."
自称具备空前接收性能的智能手♥机♥"
Sounds like Brad found himself
听起来布拉德在客房♥里
a phone upgrade in the guest house.
找到了一部新手♥机♥
Think he has the nads to kill his brother
你觉得他有必要为了偷样品
and steal the prototype?
杀死自己的哥哥吗
It could be a hell of a payday if he found the right buyer.
如果他找到合适的买♥♥家能赚一大笔
The entire world gets to see this phone tomorrow,
全世界都等着明天看这款手♥机♥
so if somebody's willing to pay for a preview,
如果有人愿意出钱提前见识的话
that's happening today.
一定是今天了
Like, at today o'clock.
就在今天
Okay, we need a location on this guy. Oh, done.
我们需要他的定位已经找好了
I'm good.
我真棒
Who fences stolen property at a pool party?
谁会在泳池派对上销赃
I don't know, jealous younger brothers?
谁知道心怀嫉妒的弟弟
Guest list only.
仅限受邀者入内
You're definitely not on the list.
你肯定没受到邀请
Am I on the list now, Gaga?
现在呢嘎嘎
Hit it, poker face.
进去吧扑克脸
Touche.
说得好
Partner, partner. Hold on a sec.
搭档等一下
This isn't gonna work.
这样是行不通的
Our tail said Brad was poolside. We gotta get poolside.
情报说布拉德在泳池边我们要去那里
Now, we can bust up in there and make a scene, or...
现在我们这样进去太显眼
...we can blend in and see what he's up to.
或许可以融入他们看看他在忙什么
Word.
好吧
It's $385.
385美元
$385? Are you kidding me?
385美元开什么玩笑
I could pick this up for 30 bucks at Target.
我在塔吉特百货三十美元就能买♥♥到
I doubt Target carries that line.
我非常怀疑塔吉特有没有这个系列
You'd be amazed by the selection.
那里的产品会让你震惊的
It's declined.
被拒收了
Try this one.
试试这张
This is a gift card.
这是礼品卡
Lady, please.
小姐别玩了
Damn! Where have you been hiding that?
天啊你的好身材平时藏哪了
Don't be so surprised.
别这么惊讶
Where'd you get those? I'm rollin' in my boxers.
你从哪弄的这身衣服我穿着内衣就很帅
Three o'clock.
三点钟方向
There's Brad, there's the phone.
布拉德还有手♥机♥
Blend in. Try not to touch anything.
融入大家尽量别碰任何东西
Oh, my God.
天啊
Yes!
真爽
You comfy?
你舒服了
Jealous?
嫉妒吗
You seeing what I'm seeing? Walden's fancy phone.
看到了吗沃尔登的新手♥机♥
Yup.
看到了
Wait for the hand-off.
等着他们交易
There we go. Grand theft and receipt of stolen goods.
行了严重盗窃罪并交割赃物
I'll get the buyer, you take Brad.
我抓买♥♥家你抓布拉德
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
不好意思不好意思
Hey, baby Jesus, let me talk to you for a minute.
长得像耶稣的那个我们谈一谈
Hey! Hey, get back here!
喂回来
I just want to talk to you, man.
我只想和你谈一谈
Tiny dude, mad respect, but it's over!
小个子态度蛮横不过到此为止
Hi, Brad. You come here?
布拉德你也来了
You shouldn't run on a slippery floor.
地板这么滑你还敢跑
How much was the payoff?
报酬是多少
2,500.
两千五
Good for 10 years' worth of mac and cheese,
够吃十年芝士通心粉了
but not exactly enough to kill a guy.
不过杀人还不够
Yeah, unlikely Brad killed anybody either,
是啊布拉德也不可能杀人