金色年代

The Goldbergs S08E11

Part 2 April 19, 2021, 5:47 p.m.

我是老师啊再说这也不是休息时间了
I ama teacher, but the time for lounging is no more.
弗格丝老师在给他们放《美人鱼》
Mrs. Ferguson has been showing Splash!
- 真是不可接受 - 就是
That is unacceptable.I know!
- 我也想放《美人鱼》来着 - 什么
Iwas gonna show Splash.What's that, now?
那我就放《拳霸街头》好了
I guess I could go with Road House.
那可不行我要放这个
Unh-unh, I called Road House.
我教西班牙语
I teach Spanish,
还有什么比赤膊的帕特里克·斯威兹
and there's nothing more caliente
更火热的
than a shirtless Patrick Swayze.
嗯我教化学
Well, I teach chemistry,
斯威兹和凯利·林奇有的本事
and what Swayze and Kelly Lynch have
教学书里可没有
can't be found in any textbook.
所以你们一直在给学生放电影吗
So you've all just been showing movies in class?
是的金发小姐
That's right, blondie.
我们和高年级学生都该喘口气了
The seniors take their foot off the gas, and so do we.
所以你们也知道高年级逃课日
So you know about Senior Skip Day?
你是说教师逃课日吧
You mean Teacher Ditch Day?
我要去乔安织物店
I'm hitting Jo-Ann Fabrics.
那里的酒杯简直在说我能让你飘飘欲仙
They have wine glasses there that say, "I'm on Cloud Wine."
我自然要去高尔夫球场
I, of course, will be at the golf range
搜寻滚远了的球
foraging for lost balls.
这些宝贝能给我挣上五分呢
I can get up to 5 cents for some of those babies.
你们这些坏老师
The hell you are!
在你们两在酒和球上
My child's mind will not sit idle
虚度光阴的时候
while you two waste your pathetic lives
我才不会让我的孩子脑子空空呢
on wine and balls!
正当我妈让大家都不好过时
ADULT ADAM: As our mom wouldn't let anyone take it easy,
我爸爸也因和富美康·麦克纠缠了一天
our dad was reeling
疲惫地回家了
after another hard day with Formica Mike.
老默德洛丽丝派我来借搅拌机
Hey, Mur! Dolores sent me to borrow your blender.
她想做甜瓜汤
She's making melon soup.
试问谁不喜欢冷冰冰的水果乱炖呢
'Cause who don't want cold fruit stew?
你♥爸♥爸怎么了
What's wrong with your dad?
就是看看他
I know. Look at him.
我从未见他不坐在自己的椅子上
I've never seen him not sit in his chair before.
还没有脱裤子
And he didn't take his pants off.
我一点也不喜欢他这样
I don't like this one bit.
老默想看一局比赛吗
Hey, Mur-man, wanna pop on the game?
让孩子们看他们想看的吧
The kids can watch what they want.
他是被外星人附体了吗
Did aliens snatch his body?
但是有那么多身体可以选择
I mean, there's so many other bodies to choose from,
干嘛要附在他身上
it makes no sense.
老兄我有一点点担心你
Hey, buddy. Little worried about ya.
为什么不像以前那样在老椅子上躺着放松一下呢
For old time's sake, why don't you kick back in your old chair
或者把裤子脱掉
and pop off those pants?
我不习惯和穿着裤子的你讲话老默
I can't talk to you with your pants on, Mur!
和我说说你我来帮你把裤子从脚踝上脱下来
Open up to me! Let's get those things around your ankles!
把手拿开
Get your hands off me!
我恨死富美康·麦克了
I hate Formica Mike.
他本应是和我分量相当的合伙人
He's supposed to be a 50-50 partner,
但我说什么他都不听
and he never listens to anything I say.
从你忧伤空洞的眼神
I could tell by your sad, hollow gaze
我能看出来你一定被人际关系所困扰
that this was about a relationship.
我和富美康·麦克什么关系都没有傻瓜
I'm not in a relationship with Formica Mike, moron.
这是一种工作关系
It's a business relationship,
就像任何一种新的关系一样
and just like any new relationship,
有许多心结需要解开
there's always a lot of kinks to work out.
杰夫说得对我们花了很久
Geoff's right. It took us a long time
才建立起我保持自己
to establish our dynamic of me being me
杰夫当我情绪的垃圾桶的动态关系
and Geoff being the bucket I dump all my emotions into.
但我们行之有效的方法不一定对你适用
And what works great for us might not work for you.
沟通是关键
The key is communication.
那孩子说得对我和德洛丽丝无话不说
Kid's right. I tell Dolores everything.
除了我讨厌她的甜瓜汤
Except that I hate her melon soup
和黛博拉·温格其实不是我的高中女友以外
and Debra Winger wasn't my high school girlfriend,
但她可能知道
though I think she knows.
大家别瞎操心了我爸爸一生气就只会瞎叫唤
Guys, don't bother. For all his angry bluster,
一点也不擅长当面对质没希望的
he's terrible at confrontation. It's hopeless.
或者充满了希望
Or hope-stuffed.
巴里别说了舔你的雪糕
Barry, no! Don't just appear sucking on something
别乱给建议了
and give your terrible advice.
你在舔♥脚♥是吗
Is that a foot Popsicle, son?
里面还有泡泡糖
Also has a gumball inside of it.
重要的是只有一种办法能摧毁富美家王国
Point is, there's only one way to destroy a Formica kingdom.
就是杀死富美家国王
You gotta kill the Formica King.
别听巴里胡说告诉国王你的感受
Don't listen to Barry. Tell the King how you're feeling.
用情感去击败他
Conquer him with emotional intimacy.
快做选择吧默
Pick something, Mur!
不能忍♥受你还穿着裤子
I can't stand that your pants are still on!
- 我帮你先脱 - 别碰我裤子
- Let me just pop off that... - Leave my pants alone!
我打算试试艾丽卡男朋友说的
I'm gonna go and do what Erica's beau says.
他听我的了虽然还不记得我名字
He's doing my thing! Although he's yet to learn my name,
多少也算是我赢了
so it's kind of a mixed bag for the win.
于是我们的爸爸
And so, our dad tried his best
努力向他的商业伙伴敞开心扉
to open up to his business partner.
麦克我想表达一下我的感情
Hey, Mike, I have some feelings that...
感情你以为自己是个孩子看到我心脏病发有感吗
Feelings? What are you, my kids after my first heart attack?
我将感激你
Well, I'd appreciate...
看到这个你会感激我
Here's something you'll appreciate!
我又买♥♥了一套这东西
I got another set of these babies.
么么哒
Pucker up!
我爸已经准备好
The only thing my dad was ready to kiss
跟富美家国王吻别了
was the Formica King goodbye.
你来帮我
You're gonna help me, uh,
- 杀死国王 - 太棒了
- kill the King. - Yes!
爸爸和巴里处理合伙人问题的时候
As my dad and Barry dealt with a problematic partner,
还有人和我一样对妈妈有意见
I wasn't the only one who had a problem with my mom.
鲍尔校长你找我
Principal Ball, you wanted to see me?
是的
In fact, I did.
戴尔播放给孩子看看
Dale, press play. Show the boy.
无路可逃
Okay. No Way Out?
太棒了
Yes way in!
吉恩·西斯科尔称之为了不起的惊悚片
Gene Siskel called it an epic thriller
剧情转折前无古人
with a plot twist for the ages.
接下来你将迎来自己的人生转折
And you're in for a bit of a plot twist of your own.
学生们好
Greetings, class.
结局是凯文·科斯特纳其实是俄♥罗♥斯♥间谍
Kevin Costner turns out to be a Russian spy. The end.
接下来伍德伯恩先生开始讲课吧
Now, Mr. Woodburn, start teaching your students.
你妈以前曾经多次越界
You know, your mother has crossed many lines,
但是教我们做事实在是太过分了
but making us do our jobs is a bridge too far!
你们炒掉她
Guys, fire her.
不行不能直接炒掉比弗利·戈德堡
Oh, no, you can't just fire Beverly Goldberg.
是的解雇老师可是很麻烦的相信我
Yeah, it takes a lot to fire a teacher. Trust me.
她是披着金发的地鼠
She's a blonde whack-a-mole.
打掉一只又有一只蹦出来
She'll just pop right back up somewhere else.
那就给她找一个
Just find her a job outside the classroom
不讲课没有实权的工作
with no real authority.
没有这种工作
There's nothing.
除非
Unless...
除非什么我很着急
Unless what? I'm desperate here, man.
课程表上给我安排了吸热过程的课
I got the endothermic process coming up on the syllabus.
可我自己都不明白
I don't know what the that is!
我可以让她当桂格的看守人
I could make her Quaker Warden!
- 桂格的什么 - 这是一个古老的职位
- Quaker what? - It's an archaic position
负责履行桂格价值观
in charge of enforcing Quaker values.
过去87年来一直没人担任
It hasn't been filled in this school for 87 years.
这是最后一位看守人
Here is the last one.
已故的大人物尤妮斯D尤妮斯
The late, great Eunice D. Eunice.
- 她脸上是有疤吗 - 那是微笑
- Is that a scar on her face? - It's a smile.
但是桂格看守人看起来很高级
But Quaker Warden sounds pretty lofty.