忍者神龟（2012）

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S04E23

Part 1 Dec. 10, 2020, 2:48 p.m.

**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Heroes in a half shell, turtle power*
*龟壳中的英雄神龟的力量
**Here we go, it's a lean, green, ninja team*
*出发可靠的绿色忍♥者小队
**On the scene,cool teens doing ninja things*
*出场吧帅气的忍♥者少年
**So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams*
*从下水道中闪电现身
**Get rocked with the shell shocked pizza kings*
*为披萨而欢呼舞动
**Can't stop these radical dudes*
*勇敢的家伙们所向无敌
**The secret of the ooze made the chosen few*
*神秘的药剂缔造了天选之人
**Emerge from the shadows to make their move*
*从阴影中现身锄强扶弱
**The good guys win and the bad guys lose*
*善者赢恶者败
**Leonardo's the leader in blue*
*李奥纳多是戴着蓝头巾的领袖
**Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through*
*殚精竭虑贯彻忍♥者之道
**Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines*
*多纳泰罗是精通机械的队员
**Raphael's got the most attitude on the team*
*拉斐尔自傲于全队
**Michelangelo, he's one of a kind*
*米开朗琪罗是开朗活泼
**And you know just where to find him when it's party time*
*总是乐于凑热闹
**Master Splinter taught 'em every single skill they need*
*斯普林特大♥师♥教给了他们每一项忍♥术
**To be one lean, mean, green incredible team*
*可靠的绿色忍♥者小队就此诞生
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
*忍♥者神龟
**Heroes in a half shell, turtle power*
*龟壳中的英雄神龟的力量
It's Action Kick Unicorn Man and Jerkface Bradford
这是武打巨星脚踢独角兽小人和混♥蛋♥脸布拉德福
verses Chompy The Great in the battle for Paris, France.
在法国巴黎对阵超级小咬
Special tickle attack!
超级挠痒痒攻击
Aw, yeah! We wanna play too.
太棒了我们也想玩
Mikey?! Uh, we're training.
麦奇我们在训练
Yeah, um, I'm training Chompy to be the ultimate warrior.
对我在训练小咬成为终极战士
Cool. Well, we want to "Train" too.
太好了我们也想训练
Please?
好吗
I'm Chris Bradford,
我是克里斯·布拉福德
my beard will defeat your horn every time, Unicorn Man!
我的胡子每次都能打败你独角兽小人
Chompy, what did we talk about?
小咬我们刚说了什么
Keep your flame-farts to yourself!
不要随便放火焰屁
Gross...
真恶心...
Dude, you ever think about how big
哥们你有没有想过小咬
Chompy will get one day? His mom was like, huge!
以后会长的多大他妈妈超级大
Yeah, but that will probably take, like, hundreds of space years or something.
是啊不过那估计得花上几百空间年吧
I feel bad about Chompy's mom.
我真为小咬的妈妈难过
Me too. Donnie said there's probably no way anything could survive a supernova.
我也是多尼说超新星爆♥炸♥后不会有活物
Not even a giant cosmic monster like Tokka.
就连托卡那样的巨型宇宙怪物都不行
But at least the little Chompster has us for a family now.
但至少这个小咬有了一个家
Isn't that right, little guy? Yeah.
对吧小家伙对吧
Sir, some kind of large UFO is making its way
长官有个巨大的不明飞行物正在
past Neptune at approximately 70 million miles an hour.
以七千万英里每小时的速度经过海王星
That's more than half the speed of light.
这速度都超过光速的一半了
Well? Is it the Kraang or a Triceraton battleship?
是克朗还是三角龙战舰
Neither, sir. Long range scans indicate
都不是长官远距离扫描显示
it's a giant, living organism.
这是一个巨大的活体
And the trajectory is Earth!
弹道终点是地球
Chris Bradford Granola Bars!
克里斯·布拉福德燕麦棒
More macho in every bite!
每口都更美味
Yo D, so how is April doing?
D 爱普莉尔最近怎么样
I've been worried about her...
我一直很担心她
She's better, still resting.
她好多了还在休息
That crystal really messed her up.
那块水晶把她害得好惨
I'm worried there could be permanent damage.
我担心可能会留下永久性的损伤
So, ya, think she lost most of her psychic powers, or what?
你觉得她已经失去了精神力量还是怎么回事
Her powers have been greatly reduced,
她的力量已经大大减弱
but she's still far more powerful
但她还是比
than she was before acquiring the crystal.
她得到水晶前强大的多
It's hard to say until I test her again.
我得先对她进行测试才能下定论
Turn the television to channel 6, right now!
赶紧把电视调到六台快点
That's right, folks,
没错伙计们
NASA and the Earth Protection Force
美国宇航局和地球保护组织
have reported that a giant alien turtle
刚刚报道有一个巨大的外星乌龟
is flying through our solar system.
正在飞越太阳系
Its destination... Earth!
它的目标是...地球
I'd say pack your bags and head for the mountains,
大家打包好行囊赶紧爬到山上吧
but who knows where this terrifying terrapin
不过谁知道这只可怕的乌龟
is going to make its horrifying home!
会在哪里安家呢
The creature is coming for only one reason...
这生物来的唯一原因...
Stay classy New York!
纽约报道
Chompy, your momma's alive
小咬你妈妈还活着
and she's coming to find you!
她要来找你啦
Yeah, and...she...could
对啊而且她可能会
tear through the entire planet searching for him,
拆了整个地球来找他
even if she means well!
即使她的初衷是好的
Well that's easy, we just give Chompy back to her,
这很简单我们把小咬送回给她就好了
and she leaves.
她就会离开
What if Tokka is so ticked off
如果托卡
she destroys Earth anyway?
还是要毁掉地球呢
I mean, we put that Turtlezilla through a lot,
我们给这只大龟怪找了不少麻烦
ya know what I'm sayin'? Casey is right.
你们明白吗凯西说得对
I am? Yes, you were due.
我说对了吗没错
I think this creature will not be pleased,
我认为这只生物是不会满意的
even if we relinquish young Chompy without a fight.
就算我们把小咬送还给她也一样
And there will be a fight.
那就干一架
Even if Tokka is peaceful,
就算托卡没想干坏事
the militaries of the world are gonna try and stop her
地球的军队也会尽其所能
any way they can!
想要阻止她
That might mean...
这可能意味着...
all-out kaiju war.
世界怪兽大战
Status report on the alien tortoise.
外星乌龟情况报告
And where is Agent Bishop?
毕夏普特工呢
Here, General Griffen.
我在这里格里芬将军
That monster is only a few hours away.
那只怪兽离我们只有几个小时的路程了
Can't you ask your Utrom pals to loan us some weapons?
不能让你的奥特姆朋友借我们一点武器吗
No, we have already allowed you
不我们已经让你
access to our technology.
使用我们的技术了
Earth must be able to stand on its own.
地球必须要自己站住脚
However, it is imperative you do not attack the creature.
但你们不能袭击这只生物
What?! Why?!
什么为什么
She is one of the six great monsters
她是已知宇宙里六只
of the known Universe.
最厉害的怪兽之一
Attacking her will only enrage her.
袭击她只会激怒她
Does it want to destroy us?
它想要毁了我们吗
Tokka does not travel across multiple galaxies
托卡不会为了摧毁一个星球
simply to destroy a world.
穿越多重星系
She is coming here for a reason.
她来这里肯定是由理由的
And I intend to find out what that reason is.
我会找出她的目的
I'm sorry, little guy.
抱歉小家伙
We have to take you back to your mom.
我们要送你回到妈妈身边了
You belong with her.
你应该跟她在一起
It's not that I don't care about you.
不是说我不在乎你
I mean, I like you a lot.
我很喜欢你
You're my little partner,
你是我的小搭档
but, you know, as a ninja...
但你知道作为一个忍♥者...
sometimes you have to flow like water,
有时候你要柔情似水
sometimes you have to make your heart a stone.
有时候就必须要心硬如石
Hey, um, Raph, dude. Sorry to interrupt.
拉斐老兄抱歉打扰了
Leo wants to talk plans.
李奥想谈谈计策
So the question is, how can we return Chompy
问题在于我们怎样才能把小咬
to his mom before she gets to Earth?
在她妈妈到达地球前还给她
If we could get our hands on a Kraang Stealth Ship--
要是能拿到一架克朗潜行飞船...
but the military seized them all.
但现在都在军队手里
What about TCRI, dude?
那TCRI呢兄弟们
I saw tons of soldiers going in there,
我看到成千上万的士兵进去