忍者神龟（2012）

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S04E03

Part 2 Dec. 10, 2020, 2:44 p.m.

一个伪装成大♥师♥的骗子
to destroy us.
要来摧毁我们
We've got to find him
我们要在他找到我们之前
before he finds us.
先找到他
We've run out of enemies to destroy,
我们的敌人已经所剩无几
and none of them were Fake Master.
而他们当中没有谁和假大♥师♥一样
What should we do, Felicia?
我们该怎么做呢菲莉西亚
You've got man breath.
你有口臭
Oh, Chris. You're so tough.
克里斯你很顽强
And kind of stupid.
也很蠢
It was me all along.
一直都是我啊
Fake Master!
假大♥师♥
Felicia?
菲莉西亚
For three years I've loved a rubber suit?
三年了难道我爱的一直都是橡胶外壳吗
No!
不
I can't believe Chris Bradford had his own show
我简直不敢相信克里斯·布拉福德在八十年代
back in the '80s.
竟然有自己的节目
It's so lame it's awesome.
太蠢了好好看
I can't believe you used to worship that guy.
我简直不敢相信你以前崇拜这家伙
What do you think, Casey?
凯西你说呢
Casey?
凯西
You'll be safe in here for now.
你在这里暂时是安全的
Stupid robot.
傻♥逼♥机器人
It's mine. I found it.
那是我的是我发现的
I'm supposed to open it.
我要把它打开
Open. Must open.
打开一定要打开
Whoa, yeah!
太好了
Casey!
凯西
What are you doing with that thing?
你对那东西做了什么
The Professor said it was extremely dangerous.
教授说那东西很危险
It's all right, as long as he hasn't opened it.
只要他没把它打开就没事
It is extremely open.
完全开了
What?
什么
Hello, hello, my friends.
你们好啊我的朋友们
Good to see you.
见到你很高兴
Nice to meet you.
你也好呀
Let me greet you.
和你们问声好
You can call me Wyrm!
你们可以叫我阿龙
Here to make pals happy, help you out.
我是来逗乐你们帮助你们的
Give you some love.
来爱你们
I'm the most powerful Wyrm in Ten Dimensions,
我是十个维度里最厉害的龙
and all I want to do is grant you three little wishes.
我可以完成你们的三个愿望
Well, technically two,
还剩两个
since Casey already made the first wish.
因为凯西已经许了第一个愿望
Like, this is totally boring.
太无聊了
I wish something not boring would happen.
我希望能发生点不无聊的事
It's why the space-zombies attacked.
所以才有太空僵尸来袭击我们
Okay, so here are the rules.
好吧规则如下
You got two more wishes,
你们还有两个愿望
and you got to share them.
而且你们要共享
We're living in hard economic times.
现在的经济状况可不好啊
You can never make a wish to get more wishes.
不能许愿要更多的愿望
Against the rules.
这不合规则
Last rule:
最后一条
you can never ever wish to hurt a Wyrm.
你们不能许对龙有害的愿望
So, otherwise, we can wish for anything at all?
除此之外我们什么愿望都能许吗
Wow. That's right!
厉害没错
So what's it gonna be?
所以你们要许什么愿呢
So, obviously we'll wish
我们当然要许愿
for an endless supply of comic books.
要源源不断看不完的漫画
Or, oh, a space surfboard!
或者一块太空冲浪板
Yes! Mikey.
好棒麦奇
We got to think about this seriously.
我们要慎重考虑
The first wish has got to be "save earth," right?
首先要许愿"拯救地球"对吧
Stop the Triceratons.
阻止三角龙
Does that count as two wishes?
那算两个愿望了吗
We could wish for universal peace throughout the galaxy.
我们可以许愿让整个银河系都和平
That would cover just about everything, right?
那就囊括所有了对吗
How about something important, like Casey Jones
许个更重要的愿望如何比如
becomes the ultimate super hero in the universe.
凯西·琼斯成为宇宙终极大英雄
Casey!
凯西
You already wasted a wish on those dumb astro-zombies.
你已经用白♥痴♥太空僵尸浪费一个愿望啦
Oh, man, I wish you weren't such a big dummy!
我真希望你不是个大傻帽
Oops! Donnie!
哎呀多尼
I can see everything.
我能看到所有事物
Every molecule. Every electron.
每个分子每个电子
I've just counted the total amount
我刚用特殊的因式分解法
of quadratic number fields with unique factorization.
算了二次数域的总值
I am the dopest being in all of reality.
我是世界上最厉害的人
What have I done?
我做了什么
It's okay. We still have the third wish.
没事我们还有一个愿望
We can fix everything.
还能挽回一切
'Course you can!
当然可以
You just need to wish.
只要许愿就好
So what's it gonna be?
你们要许什么愿呢
What's wrong?
怎么了
You scared of a teeny tiny wish?
你们连小小的愿望都不敢说吗
Hold up.
等等
Before we make any more wishes,
在我们许愿之前
we're gonna discuss this carefully.
我们要好好讨论一下
You can have all the power in the universe,
你们能拥有全宇宙最强的力量
but you want to discuss it?
还要讨论什么
We've hit something.
我们撞到什么了
The stars!
是星星
They're gone!
它们不见了
Our spaceship.
我们的飞船
Giant eyeball!
巨型眼啊
We're somehow trapped both inside
我们好像同时被困在
and outside the hypercube simultaneously
超立方体的里面和外面了
in a fifth-dimensional prison.
在一个五维空间监狱里
I find that being inside a fifth-dimensional prison
我觉得在五维空间监狱里
really focuses the mind.
真的可以让人集中注意力
Now make a wish!
快许愿
One moment, please.
先等一下
Our friend Wyrm here
我们这位朋友阿龙
is one of the three reality-bending
是创世大混乱的
Creators of Chaos.
三个产物之一
They were put into fifth-dimensional prisons
千年之前他们被放在
millennia ago and scattered throughout the cosmos.
五维空间监狱里并散布于宇宙中
Fugitoid!
富士卓
Granting all three wishes
如果许完三个愿望
frees the Wyrm of his prison forever.
阿龙就会永远从监狱中释放
Forget it, Wyrm.
休想阿龙
You'll never get a third wish out of us.
我们绝对不会许第三个愿的
Maybe this'll knock some sense into yez.
这样或许会让你们想通的
Wyrm feels like causing a little chaos!
阿龙好像惹麻烦了
Know what I'm saying?
明白我的意思吗
Casey. You're super smart now.
凯西现在你超级聪明了
What do we do?
该怎么办
Arr, Cap'n Wyrm knows how to deal with a mutiny!
阿龙可知道怎么对付变种
Why even bother fighting me, you dweebs?
为什么白费力气反抗呢笨蛋们
I'm too tough for ya!
你们根本不是我的对手
Get it off of me!
放开我
Wish I had an anti-Wyrm laser cannon.
要是我有反击阿龙激光大炮就好了
Huh?
什么
Huh?
什么
Oh, no! Please!
不求你了
Don't blast me! I know I was a little rude.
不要炸毁我我知道我有点无礼
A little wacky. A little off the wall!
有点古怪有点不靠谱
I'm so sorry!
真的对不起
Not buying it, Wyrm.