新百战天龙

MacGyver S02E07

Part 1 March 21, 2020, 9:42 a.m.

背面...
小麦我们跳下飞机时
Hey, Mac, when we jumped out of that plane,
你不是说你有对策吗
I thought you said you had a plan.
上面...
跳下去不死就是对策
Surviving the jump was the plan.
敌后
现在想个新对策就行了
Now we just need a new plan.
必须的啊
Hell yeah, we do.
因为看起来我们像是降落在恩多的森林卫星上[星战]了
'Cause it looks like we landed on the forest moon of Endor.
伊沃克族[星战]没多久就会出来
It's not gonna be long before the Ewoks pop out,
把我们给吃了
start trying to eat us.
都说了无数遍了伊沃克族不吃人
For the thousandth time, Ewoks don't eat people.
打赌吗
Want to bet? u202d
那他们在绝地圣殿生一大堆篝火干什么
Why do you think they made that giant bonfire in Jedi, huh?
烤棉花糖吗
To roast marshmallows?
说真的
I'm telling you, man,
乔仔卢克汉都是食物啊
Chewie, Luke and Han were on the menu, dude.
他们没想吃他们
They weren't gonna eat 'em.
他们是想给斯瑞皮欧献祭
They were gonna sacrifice them to C-3PO
因为他们以为他是神
because they thought he was a God.
火烧献祭烤了吃都一样嘛
Sacrificing them and cooking them's the same thing.
怎么了
What?
那些不是伊沃克族啊
Those aren't Ewoks.
确实不是
No, they are not.
我觉得那些应该是波斯尼亚毒枭的手下
If I had to guess, I'd say those are the pals of the Bosnian drug runners
我们刚在飞机上偷了他们的组织结构图
whose org chart we just stole off that plane.
天
Man...
不妙
No.
别开枪
要活捉
瞧
Look.
他们拿电锯来了
They brought a chain saw.
真贴心
How sweet.
原话如果森林中有一棵树倒下没人在场
这颗树倒下时会发出声音吗
如果森林中有一棵树倒下你耳背听不见
If a tree falls in the woods, you're hard of hearing.
我是说...
I mean...
你能听见吗你听见了吗
Can you hear it? Do you hear it?
这话后半句是什么来着
Something about hearing. What is it again?
你慢慢想吧帮我拿一下
While you figure it out, would you hold onto that for me?
我得用到两只手
I need two hands.
好拿着
Okay. Take it.
你刚做了个泰山荡绳吗
Did you just make a Tarzan swing?
确切来说是用渔人结打出来的绳摆
Technically, it's a rope pendulum made using fisherman knots. u202d
无所谓了我能叫它"泰山荡绳"吗
Whatever. Can I call it a Tarzan swing?
如果能让你过去
If it gets you on there,
你想叫什么都行
you can call it whatever you want.
很好
Good. u202d
洛杉矶
英雄之城
我猜是极简风格的超现代化家具
I'm thinking ultramodern furniture in the minimalist style
混合着一点夺宝奇兵的味道
with a touch of Indiana Jones,
比如加厚的皮革枕头
like overstuffed leather pillows.
别这样博兹
come on, Bozer.
你把杰克的装♥修♥风格想得太高大上了
You're giving Jack way too much interior design credit.
我同意你说的皮革那事
I do agree with you about the leather.
但肯定是很多皮制品
But, like, a ton of leather.
就像是白蛇乐队演唱会皮革满天飞
Like, if a Whitesnake concert threw up on a condo.
别这么损小莱说真的
Come on, Ri. Seriously.
白蛇乐队你就是这样想我的吗
Whitesnake? That's what you think of me?
大家都这么想你的啊
I mean, that is what everyone thinks of you.
你永远都戴着个皮制手腕
You wear a leather cuff, like, all the time.
即使是正式场合也戴着
Even to formal occasions.
这有重大... 得了
It has significant... You know what?
如果你们继续吐槽我
If you guys don't stop Jack bashing,
我就不请你们来我家了
I'm just gonna uninvite you all right now.
好啦杰克别这样嘛
Come on, Jack. Don't be like that.
我和博兹还没去过你家
Bozer and I have never been to your place.
我们很好奇居家版道尔顿是什么样子
We can't help but wonder what chez Dalton is like.
没错我就是很开心你终于请我们来了
Exactly. We're just excited you finally asked us over,
即便是为了周三的"布鲁斯·威利斯电影日"
even if it is for a midweek Bruce Willis marathon.
我们走
We gotta go.
我家没有大天井能让你们看到洛杉矶的天际线
Okay, now, I don't have a big patio with a view of the L.A. skyline,
但你们会发现道尔顿的小窝
but I think you'll find the Dalton digs
还算是个乐园
are a little slice of heaven.
调度中心我还在等...
Dispatch, I'm still waiting...
杰克你家门怎么开了
Jack, why is your door open?
你家好像进小偷了
Looks like you've been robbed.
天
Man.
把我电视偷走了吗
They took my TV?!
我才刚会用遥控器啊
I just figured out how to work the remote.
安慰你一句
Well, if it makes you feel any better...
他们没偷遥控机
they left the remote.
杰克我联♥系♥你了
Jack, I tried calling you,
但一直没人听
but it kept going straight to voice mail.
因为有人把我手♥机♥拿去做追踪...
Yeah, that's because somebody took apart my phone to make a tracking d...
怎么回事啊珍妮丝
Yeah. What happened, Janese?
我今早过来把信件拿给你
I-I came in this morning to drop off your mail,
就发现被盗了
and I found this.
我还以为我一天过来看两次就够了
I... I thought I was doing a good job checking on the place twice a day.
我这个邻居真不称职
I feel like a terrible neighbor.
-抱歉杰克 -不...
- I'm so sorry, Jack. - No, it's...
抱歉这不是你的错
I'm sorry. It's not your fault, okay?
没人见到什么异常状况吗
Nobody saw anything out of the ordinary?
汤米觉得昨晚好像听见动静了
Tommy thought he heard noises late last night.
大概在...
I think it was around...
带着电视机走下防火梯
Carrying a flat-screen down a fire escape--
不是件易事
that can't be easy.
除了电视和茶几
Other than the TV and coffee table,
还有什么不见了杰克
what else is missing, Jack?
他们拿走了泰利·萨瓦拉斯[演员]的画
Well, they took my Telly Savalas painting,
那幅画有文化意义
which had cultural significance.
还把书都拿走了
Took all my books.
还有碟片
My CDs.
我那么多碟片啊
I had so many CDs.
能再说一下泰利·萨瓦拉斯...
Can we go back to the Telly Savalas...?
还有我的雪茄盒
And my cigar box.
天他们拿走了我的雪茄盒
No, they took my cigar box.
道尔顿先生
Mr. Dalton?
我想跟你谈谈清单上的物品
Got a list of items I'd like to talk to you about.
我被偷的东西吗好
My stolen stuff? Yeah. u202d
不是我们稍后再说被盗物品
Actually, no. We're gonna get to those items in a minute.
你公♥寓♥里的一些其它物品
There's some other stuff that's still in the apartment
引起了我们的注意
that kind of caught our attention.
请过来一下
Come here for a sec?
你有一把武士刀吗
You own a samurai sword?
这叫日本武士刀
It's called a katana.
对我去日本时买♥♥的
And y-yes. I got it on a trip to Japan.
出差时买♥♥的
A business trip.
一把双手大刀
And a two-handed broadsword.
这是...
It's...
我去苏格兰出差时买♥♥的
it's another business trip to Scotland.
《勇敢的心》超级粉
Big Braveheart fan.
你柜里还一把二战时期的俄♥国♥狙♥击♥枪♥
And there's also a World War II-era Russian sniper rifle we found in your closet.
你床底还放了一些地雷
Those claymore mines stashed under your bed?
仿制品而已都不是真货
They're replicas. They're not even real.
我才是受害人
You know, I'm the victim here.
别列出我有什么东西了
Instead of listing all the stuff I still have,
把心思放在我不见的东西上吧
why don't we focus on what I don't.
杰克杰克
Jack. Jack.
这很闹心
It sucks.
我懂但我们着眼于大局一下
I know. But l-let's look at the big picture here. All right?
都是些身外之物
It's just stuff.
我懂莱丽都只是身外之物
Yeah. I know, Riley. It's just stuff.
除了一样东西其它都不重要