老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）

How I Met Your Mother S09E19

Part 4 Oct. 22, 2020, 1:57 p.m.

And it's funny.
很好笑
In a moment like that,
在那样的时刻
when what's really happening is too intense to deal with,
要面对的事情太过情绪化时
sometimes it's best...
有时候最好就是
To leave it unspoken
一切尽在不言中
and just enjoy each other's company instead.
把握最后相聚的快乐时刻
You know, I've been wanting to see this movie.
我一直想看这部电影
Yes, movie time.
太棒了电影时间到
So it's not bad luck for the...
新娘在婚礼前
bride to see the groom in his wedding suit?
看到新郎的礼服会不会带来噩运啊
No, I think it's fine.
不会的
Nice tie. Thanks.
好帅气的领带谢谢
There was a cornflower blue one I almost went with.
我差点就选了一条浅蓝色的
That would've brought out your eyes.
那会让你的眼睛更漂亮
You brought more than one tie, right?
你不止带了一条领带对吗
I was trying to pack light.
我想尽量少带点行李嘛
Hey, you know what, maybe the,
这样吧也许
uh, groomsmen should go get some food.
伴郎团应该去吃点东西
I don't want Ted to have to sit through this movie.
我不想让泰德忍♥受这部电影
I appreciate that, Narshall.
太感谢了奶修
Really? Aw, damn it.
你不是吧该死的
Sorry, I saw it on a plane.
抱歉我在飞机上看了
What, so this is gonna be, like, a thing now?
这么说现在这个成槽点了吗
Yeah, It's gonna be a thing now, Narshall. Right?
就是槽点了奶修对吗
Narshall. Dude,
奶修哥们
settle down, Swarley.
淡定斯瓦尼
Yeah. Yeah, Swarlize Theron, take it easy.
没错斯瓦尼·西伦放轻松
Man, this was supposed to be my special day.
我今天结婚给点面子好吗
Hey, we survived the storm!
我们熬过暴风雪了
Oh, Narshall, did you do that?
奶修是你干的好事吗
Nope. Wasn't me.
不不是我
Well, then who was it?
那是谁啊
A gorilla! Gorilla!
大猩猩大猩猩
So that really happened to Ted?
泰德真碰到这种事了吗
That is exactly what went down.
这是真事
Chapter and verse.
证据确凿
Out of ice. I'll get it.
没有冰块了我去拿
Oh, no. Got it. Sit down.
不用我去你坐
Plus, the, uh, vending machine's got a loose coil.
而且自动贩卖♥♥机投币口松了
I'm gonna try to hip check my way
我要去用屁♥股♥猛撞几下
into some free tropical skittles.
弄些免费的彩虹糖
Your sister's not like most brides, is she?
你姐姐和大多数新娘不同对吗
She's a Scherbatsky. She's not gonna lose her timbits
她是特布罗斯基家的人才不会因为结婚
just 'cause she's getting married.
就大乱阵脚惊慌失措呢
I guess some people just never have that
我想有些人就是不可能拥有
"Holy crap, this is my wedding" moment.
"哎呀妈呀我要结婚了"这种时刻
Mom?
妈
That's the story.
故事就是这样
Right down to the surprise ending.
有一个意外的结局
Is that really such a surprise?
这真的是意外吗
I mean, come on.
得了吧
Yeah, of course she showed up.
她当然会去
What mother is gonna miss her daughter's wedding?
什么样的母亲会错过女儿的婚礼
No. Come on.
别别这样
It's okay. I'm fine. I'm okay.
没事没关系我很好
Did Barney really wear a scuba suit into the bar?
巴尼真的穿着潜水服进了酒吧吗
I've told you that story a million times.
这个故事我跟你讲过无数遍了
Yeah, but where did Barney get the scuba suit?
但巴尼从哪里弄到的潜水服
He stole it.
他偷的
What?
什么
Yeah.
是的
I can't believe I forgot that.
真不敢相信我忘了
He... Walked right into a sporting goods store,
他走进体育用品店
tried on a scuba suit, and walked right out the door.
试穿了潜水服大摇大摆地从大门走了
Walked all the way home in it, like, 20 blocks.
走了20条街回到家
Guy in a scuba suit,
穿着潜水服的人
just walking down Broadway.
走在百老汇大街上
He should be in prison.
他应该坐牢
Well, yeah, for lots of reasons.
对他坐牢的原因可多了
You know, the thief of the group is Lily. No.
我们中最会偷东西的是莉莉不是吧
Yes. Oh, my god. Lily... No. She stole my heart.
我的天莉莉 "她偷了我的心"那种
No, n-no, I'm telling you, Lily,
不我告诉你莉莉
from like, uh...
比方说...