老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）

How I Met Your Mother S09E14

Part 4 Oct. 22, 2020, 1:55 p.m.

Cleveland has a lot to offer.
克利夫兰有不少好东西
Be sure to check out the James A. Garfield Monument.
记得去看看詹姆斯·A·加菲尔德纪念馆
Um, I mean, sure, he was only President for four months
的确他只做了四个月的总统
before he was assassinated,
就被暗♥杀♥了
but if you get up to the top, you can see almost for 30 miles.
但如果你登上顶能看到三十英里外
As long as the steel factory's not smelting.
只要冶炼厂不开工放烟就行
He's gone.
他走了
No, like I said, ten, 15 minutes.
没我也说了十到十五分钟
Oh, God, this is awkward.
老天这下尴尬了
It's like when you're saying good-bye to someone,
就像你和某人说完再见
and then you realize you're both heading
然后意识到两个人
in the same direction.
要从同个方向走
It's like, what do we, what do we
然后怎么办怎么办
we say good-bye again or...?
再说一次再见吗
Right...
是的
He's gone.
他走了
Wait, are you just pretending so it'll be less awkward?
等等你是装死这样少些尴尬吗
Should I just, like, go?
我应该直接走人吗
Okay.
好的
My training is complete.
我的修行完成了
I'm ready.
我准备好了
I'm ready, too.
我也准备好了
I love you.
我爱你
Enough to take this slap for me?
爱到能替我挨这一耳光吗
No.
没有
That's four!
第四个耳光[第七个耳光]
All right!
太好了
Good one, you got me that time, bro.
厉害真让我信了兄弟
Yeah, right? Hey, only one slap left.
是啊只剩一个耳光了
Crazy! Where did the time go?
真疯狂日子过得真快
I know, it's, like, uh,
就是啊应该说
slow down, life, you know what I mean?
时间你慢点啊知道我意思吧
Hey, was that a fake jukebox?
点唱机是假的吗
Yeah, yeah, fake jukebox. Nice, nice.
对假点唱机高高
Aw, man.
老天
You okay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, good.
你还好吗很好
Ladies and gentlemen, Boyz II Men.
女士们先生们有请"男孩男人"乐队
** What is this feeling *
* 究竟是何感觉
** That's put you in your place *
* 身处如此境地
** A hot red burning *
* 热辣红肿疼痛
** On the side of your face *
* 脸颊上散不去
** Feel the blood rush to your cheek *
* 感觉脸颊充血
** Tears start to fill your eyes *
* 眼眶开始泛泪
** Your lips are trembling, but you can't speak *
* 嘴唇哆嗦无法出声
** You're trying, oh *
* 你试着
** You're trying not to cry *
* 你试着不要哭出来
** You just got slapped *
* 你刚被扇了耳光
** Across the face, my friend *
* 脸上啪的一响我的朋友
** Yeah, you just got slapped *
* 你刚被扇了耳光
** Oh, yes *
* 是的
** It really just happened Oh, yes, it did *
* 真的被扇了哦是真的
** Oh, everybody saw it-- ha! *
* 大家都看到了
** And everybody laughed and clapped *
* 大家欢笑鼓掌
** Ooh, everybody saw it Ha! *
* 大家都看到了
** And everybody laughed and clapped *
* 大家欢笑鼓掌
** 'Cause it was awesome So awesome *
* 因为实在太帅了太帅了
** The way that you just got slapped *
* 扇你耳光的这一下太帅了
One more.
还剩一下