掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E09

Part 8 June 10, 2025, 7:08 p.m.

- Hi. - Lovely to meet you.
我不知道就...看看这位是谁
I don't know. It's... Look who this is.
嗨
这边请...
- Hi. - Over here...
嗨
嗨
- Hi. - Hi.
你没事吧?
You okay?
没事
Fine.
别去想网球校队的事了
Forget about the tennis team.
你还有整整一年的时间
去操心普林斯顿的事
You've got a whole other year to worry about Princeton.
需要找个职业网球教练来教你吗?
Would you want to work with a professional tennis coach?
你就是我的教练
You're my coach.
我只是说说而已不一定非是我
I'm just saying, I don't have to be.
可我就是要你
And I'm saying, yes you do.
谢谢
Thanks.
看来咱们的小伙子很会调情
Looks like our little man's got some game.
你呢?有在约会吗?
What about you? Are you seeing anyone?
之前有很难解释
I was. It's complicated.
我有时挺难搞的
I can be a lot.
难搞并没什么大不了
It's okay to be a lot.
若是那个人驾驭不了就叫他滚
If he can't handle it, fuck him.
没错
Yeah.
去他的
Fuck him.
对
Yeah.
好了我得走了
Okay. I gotta go.
但你刚刚才到呀
But you just got here.
这时候离开最好了
That's the best time to leave.
嘿
Hey.
回见记得戴套
See ya later. Use a condom.
嗨
嗨
- Hey. - Hey.
可以坐你旁边吗?
当然可以对
- Okay to join you? - Of course. Yeah.
好的
我们一会儿就回来
- Okay. - We'll be right back.
好的
Okay.
我一直在拼命联♥系♥你
I've been trying to get in touch with you nonstop.
我知道
I know.
只不过我还没准备好
I just needed a little time.
当然
Of course.
十分抱歉
I'm so sorry.
你值得拥有更好的
You deserve so much better.
对没错
Yeah, I did.
但这也是我自找的
But I did it to myself.
我爱上了一个心里有别人的女人
I fell in love with a woman who was in love with someone else.
你在说什么?
What are you talking about?
没什么
Nothing.
好别说了她来了
Okay. Don't say anything. She's coming.
交给你了
Take it away.
什么?等一下
What? Wait a minute.
糟了你甩不掉我了
Oh, no. You're stuck with me.
天啊
Wow.
你今晚很漂亮
You look good.
你会这么说是因为这是事实
You're only saying that 'cause it's true.
刚才谈得怎么样?
How did all that go?
看来有人原谅我了
It seems I've been forgiven.
他比我好太多了
He's a better man than me.
显然
Obviously.
无论如何我想我会保持单身一阵子
Either way, I think I'm gonna fly solo for a while.
我也是
You and me both.
说到这个我前几天看到萨逛街购物
Speaking of which, I saw Sam out shopping the other day
好像什么事都没发生过一样
like none of this ever happened.
人又不是她杀的
Well, I mean, she didn't kill the guy,
而且她还没申请保险理赔
and she hadn't filed the insurance claim yet,
所以严格来说没犯欺诈罪
so technically there was no fraud.
相信她的律师能让她
获判社区服务和罚款了事
I bet her attorney gets her off with community service, a fine.
可她差点害你入狱
Even though she was gonna send you to prison.
她有自己的苦衷
She had her reasons.
你原谅她了?
Her you forgive?
你可是花了两年时间才原谅我
It took you two years to forgive me.
我并不爱她
I wasn't in love with her.
我就在这儿告辞了
This is where I leave you.
晚餐都还没上呢
They haven't even served dinner.
这时候离开最好了
That's the best time to leave.
嘿
Hey.
别闯祸行吗?
Try to stay out of trouble?
回见
好的
- I'll see you back. - Okay.
自♥由♥之身瞧这家伙
Free man. Look at this guy.
朱尔斯
嗨库柏
- Jules. - Oh, hey, Coop.
听到你被无罪释放我们都很高兴
We were so happy to hear that you were cleared.
当然我们一直
都不相信是你做的但还是...
I mean, we never believed it, but still.
对我听说你押了一级谋杀犯结果输惨了
Yeah, I heard they had you down for murder one in the pool.
你是知道我的
You know me.
我喜欢押冷门
I like to play the long shot.
那我真该庆幸你这次没有内♥幕♥消息
Well, I guess I'll count myself lucky you didn't have the inside track.
就像你买♥♥下学术评估测试试题
You know, like you did with the SATs.
你在说什么?
What are you talking about?
我知道你以为自己藏得很严实
但消息总会传开的
Well, I know you thought you were careful, but word gets around.
如果消息继续传到关键人士的耳朵里
And if word were to continue to get around to the right people,
切尔西能进社区大学都算幸运了
Chelsea would be lucky to get into community college.
你怎么可能知道的?
How can you possibly know that?
你不可能知道
You can't know that.
朱尔斯已经超出你的能力范围了
You're out of your depth here, Jules.
没有什么比一个
不知道自己无知的人更糟糕的了
There's nothing worse than someone who doesn't know what they don't know.
而你什么都不懂
And you don't know shit.
所以全美的大学随你选
So you have all the colleges in America to choose from,
但她绝不能进普林斯顿
but she's not going to Princeton.
你是在威胁我吗?
Are you threatening me?
完全正确
Goddamn right I am.
谢谢
Thank you.
谢谢
谢谢先生
- Thank you. - Thank you, sir.
事情就是这样
This is what happens.
你拼尽全力去打造你以为自己想要的生活
You work your ass off to build the life you think you want,
然后有一天它被别人夺走了
and then one day someone takes it away from you.
你那时才明白努力工作和为生存而战
And that's when you learn that there's a world of difference
这两者之间有着天壤之别
between working hard and fighting for your life.
你从未真正拼命过
甚至不知道自己是否能做到
You've never had to fight before. You don't even know if you know how.
但当你真这么做了
结果出乎你的意料你竟然赢了
But then you do it, and to your own great surprise, you win.
这一刻应该是甜的
And it should feel sweet.
这应该感觉像是救赎、认可和胜利
It should feel like redemption and validation and victory all at once.
但有些事情发生了变化
But something's changed.
你从前的生活就摆在眼前触手可及
You can see your old life in front of you, there for the taking.
只要你愿意就能轻松跳回激烈的竞争中
And it would be so easy to jump right back onto that hamster wheel
重新开始奔跑
and start running again.
(去死吧布鲁斯)
该死
Shit.
苏西
Susie.
你干了什么?
What did you do?
听我说...
不听
- Listen... - No!
你究竟干了些什么?
What the fuck did you do?
但当你舔完自己的伤口
But when you're done licking your wounds
不再对世界愤怒
不必再拯救所有你爱的人
and being angry at the world and trying to save everyone you love,
你就得面对镜子问问自己
you will have to look in the mirror and ask yourself
你真的还能做回过去的自己吗?
if you can really go back to being who you were.
因为残酷的事实是
Because the hard truth is,
一旦你看清了幕后的混乱
once you've seen the chaos behind the curtain,
你就再也无法用同样的心态
观看这场表演了
you can never really watch the show the same way again.