掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E04

Part 6 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

Coop, where are you? Get out here.
我觉得没可能
为什么?
- Yeah, I don't think I can do that.
- Why not?
因为他们还有一条狗
'Cause they got another dog.
好狗狗
Good dog.
嗨
Hey.
想吃东西吗?
You want a treat?
该死
Shit!
我从前门出来
I'm coming out front.
别从前门...
Do not come out front.
Do not go out front.
没其他选择
I don't really have a choice.
库普?
松口
- Coop?
- Leave it.
走开去咬包包
Get off! Take the bag.
该死
Fuck.
你到底在哪?
我在街上
- Where the hell are you?
- I'm on the street.
快跑往东跑
东是哪边?
- Go! Run east.
- Which way is east?
我怎么知道哪边是东?
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
我不知道自己在往哪跑...
I don't know where I'm going.
I don't know where I'm going.
告诉我我在往哪儿跑
Tell me where I'm going.
库普到处都是警♥察♥ 小心点好吗?
Coop, there are cops everywhere.
Just be careful, okay?
糟了该死好的...
Shit! Fuck. Okay. Okay.
我的耳机
My fucking earpiece!
我看到他了
他在后院快
- I've got eyes on him.
- He's out back! Come on.
站住
Don't move.
库普?
Coop? Coop?
如果你能听到就回答我
Answer me if you can hear me.
别跑...
Stop! Stop! Stop!
库普?喂?
Coop? Hello?
嘿
Hey.
开车
Let's go.
好的...把灯关掉
Okay, okay. Turn off the lights.
对好的关掉它关掉引擎
Yeah. Okay, turn it off. Turn off the car.
该死
Shit.
我的老天
Holy shit.
好了
Okay.
没事了
You're okay.
我们到底在哪?
Where the fuck are we?
嘿用一下你的美发造型器
Hey, I need your Airwrap.
妈什么?你还没换衣服?
Mom. What, you're not even dressed?
宾客们都到了
我就差化妆了
- People are already here.
- I just have to do my makeup.
真漂亮
So gorgeous.
嘿来吧我帮你化妆
Hey, come on. I'll help you.
对抱歉
就看向天花板
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
- Just, like, look at the ceiling.
太棒了
Perfect.
好的拜托请让一让...
Okay. Please, a little space, please.
可找到你了
There you are.
生日快乐
Happy birthday.
生日快乐
托丽你好吗?你好漂亮
- Happy birthday.
- Tori, how are you? You look beautiful.
到吧台去现在
现在啊
- Bar. Now.
- Now.
但是...
你得留在这里
- But...
- You're gonna stay here.
嘿梅尔生日快乐
Hey, Mel. Happy birthday.
嗨
Hi.
天啊
就是...
- Wow.
- Just, you know...
不是吧?
What the actual fuck?
宝贝
来杯梅提尼
- Babe.
- A Meltini.
今晚的招牌酒
Tonight's signature drink.
宝贝我真的很想喝杯伏特加马提尼
加很多橄榄汁的
Baby, I just really want a vodka martini.
Very dirty.
对这梅提尼酒就是啊
Yeah, that's what the Meltini is.
我清楚你的口味宝贝
I know what you like, babe.
嗨姑娘天啊
Hey, girl. Oh, my God.
我们同是火象星座
We're both fire signs.
是吗?
对
- Really?
- Yeah.
我们这儿更喜欢九型人格分♥析♥
We're more into enneagrams here.
你是说那种文字游戏吗?
没错
- You mean like word games?
- Yeah.
好的没问题
对文字
- Yeah, sure.
- Yes, words.
天啊...
好的
- Wow. I mean...
- Okay.
嗨萨
Hey, Sam.
保罗
Paul.
让我们单独谈谈?
Could you give us a minute?
不行
我们先到的
- I don't think so.
- We were here first.
收到我的语♥音♥留言?
Did you get my voicemails?
你有什么要说就通过我们的律师吧
Anything you have to say
can go through our lawyers.
我们付他们不少钱
是我付他们不少钱
- God knows we pay them enough.
- I pay them enough.
你付得起除非米斯蒂把你的钱全花光了
Well, you can afford it, unless Misty
is spending you out of house and home.
廉价品牌能花掉你那么多钱吗?
Can you really rack up that
much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
没必要搞成这样
It doesn't have to be like this.
你该回去那边了
You should go back up there.
看来吧台人员正在检查你女友的年龄
It looks like they're
proofing your girlfriend at the bar.
各位女士告辞
Ladies.
再见保罗
Bye, Paul.
搞什么鬼?赫克托怎么会不知道
有第二个警报器?
What the fuck? How did Héctor not know
about the second alarm?
肯定是同一家公♥司♥装的
他不知道自己该找些什么
- They gotta be the same company.
- He didn't know what he was looking for.
收了五千元他最好知道
For five grand, he better fucking know!
你能坐下来吗?你这样伤口更糟了
Can you sit down? You're making it worse.
你的急救箱呢?
Where's your first aid kit?
我没有急救箱
好的有伏特加吗?
- I don't have one.
- Okay. Do you have vodka?
在冰箱里
In the freezer.
把你的手♥机♥给我
Give me your phone.
我在外卖♥♥平台订剩下的东西
混帐东西
- I'm gonna order the rest on DoorDash.
- Cocksucker.
好的需要你的面部识别
Okay. I need your face.
谢了
Thank you.
为何萨曼莎莱维特会给你发裸照?
Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes?
天啊很难跟你解释好吗?
Oh, my God. It's complicated, okay?
你怎么会认识萨曼莎莱维特?
How do you know Samantha Levitt?
为何这镇上的人都互相认识?
Why does everybody know
everybody in this town?
废话这还用说?
Of course, everyone
fucking knows everyone.
这就是你在尼克家跟她老公打架的原因?
Is that why you were fighting
with her husband at Nick's?
不是保罗就是个混♥蛋♥ 好吗?
能不能别提这事了?
No. Paul is just a dick, okay?
Can we please drop this?
好的
Okay.
准备好了吗?
好了
- Ready?
- Yeah.
我们必须更加小心这件事一定会传开的
We gotta be more careful.
People are gonna hear about this.