掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E09

Part 3 June 10, 2025, 7:08 p.m.

Fake it till you make it, you know what I mean?
总之我知道现在你们年轻人不太戴手表
Anyway, I know you kids don't really wear watches these days,
但也许有一天你会戴所以我想把它给你
but maybe someday you will, so I wanted you to have it.
我有时候也会这么做
I do the same thing sometimes.
做什么?
What?
假装直到你成功
好
- You know, fake it till you make it. - Right.
总有一天你会发现
Well, one of these days you're gonna realize
世界上几乎所有人都在这么做
pretty much everybody in the world is doing that.
而那一刻才真正令人感到害怕
And that's when things get truly terrifying.
戴上它吧
Put it on.
好看
There.
我喜欢
I like it.
很好会帮你调整表链的长度
Good. We'll get it sized up for you.
要我把门关上吗?
好的
- Want me to close this? - Yeah.
晚安儿子
晚安
- Night, bud. - Good night.
进来吧
Come in.
嘿
嘿
- Hey. - Hey.
你这边还好吗?
很好
- How's it going in here? - All good.
就是...
So...
之前在晚餐时
艾莉说我们应该谈一谈的事
earlier at dinner, when Ali said we should be talking about it...
你觉得我们需要谈谈吗?
Should we be talking about it?
是你做的吗?
Did you do it?
保罗莱维特是不是我杀的?
Did I kill Paul Levitt?
不是
No, I didn't.
恭喜我们已经谈完了
Congratulations. We talked about it.
好的
Okay.
晚安
Night.
晚安
Good night.
小子你打败他了
你说得对亨利
这还不够
很接近
好了各位快把这地方拆了
你们今晚可以到布德罗家
找埃迪拿你们的分成
干得好双J
我能不能...
Can I...
来吧
你们进来时我还以为你们是联邦探员呢
别担心亨利斯奈德全盘接受了
库柏你怎么会在这?
Coop, what are you doing here?
跟我说说认罪协议这事
Tell me about this plea deal.
我们承认误杀好吗?
We plead down to manslaughter, okay?
通常情况下会被判十年
但因为地区检察官希望尽快获胜
Normally that would mean ten years, but the DA's looking for a quick win,
所以我应该能以八年成交
so I think I could close him at eight.
八年?
Eight years?
你六年后就能出来
You'd be out in six.
你把坐六年牢说得好像很轻松
And you make that sound like it's nothing.
这可是拿它和25年的终身监禁相比
You're measuring it against 25 to life.
听着如果你想打官司
Look, if you want to go to trial,
我会尽我所能打赢它
I will do everything I can to take their case apart.
但你并不乐观
But you're not optimistic.
他们手上有你的
干案动机和机会、法医证据
They've got motive, opportunity, forensic evidence
也在你车里找到那把枪
and that goddamn gun was in your car.
即使在最有利的情况下
打官司也是有风险的
Under the best of circumstances, a trial is risky.
而以你的情况...
是啊我过去20年的人生
- In this case... - Yeah, I've spent the last 20 years
都在规避风险
of my life hedging against risk.
认罪协议就是在规避风险
The plea bargain is your hedge.
这不是一条出路但至少是一种解决方式
It's not a way out, but it's a way through.
是否有人在乎我是不是无辜?
Does anyone care that I'm innocent?
没有
No.
天啊那我的孩子们
Jesus, my kids.
当然这确实是个难以接受的选择
Yeah. It's a terrible choice to face.
这根本算不上是选择不是吗?
Well, it's not really a choice, is it?
好吧
Okay.
“好吧”的意思是?
Okay, what?
安排见面
Set the meeting.
你的教授会愿意延长截止日期吗?
Would your prof give you an extension?
会的道格拉斯老师可好了
Yeah, Mrs. Douglas has been super cool.
我明天去找她谈
I'll talk to her tomorrow.
她绝不会要你这周交作业的
There's no way she makes you hand it in this week,
发生了这么多事...
with everything going on...
对
Yeah.
好漂亮的表
谢谢
- Nice watch. - Thanks.
嗨
Hi.
嗨
我是梅尔
- Hi. - I'm Mel.
是亨特的妈
I'm Hunter's mom.
她是摩根
嗨摩根
- This is Morgan. - Hi, Morgan.
摩根
Morgan.
苯♥丙♥胺♥的那个摩根?
Adderall Morgan?
妈
抱歉
- Mom. - Sorry.
不没事
No, it's fine.
要留下来吃晚饭吗?
Will you be staying for dinner?
不了我该回家了
No, thanks. I should head home.
你确定?我正打算做些素食汉堡
Are you sure? I was gonna whip up some veggie burgers.
不需要我一会儿就走了
It's fine. I'm gonna go in a few minutes.
你手腕上戴着什么?
What you got on your wrist?
是爸给我的一块表
Just a watch Dad gave me.
爸把他的戴托纳给你了?
Dad gave you his Daytona?
是啊
他为何这么做?
- Yeah. - Why would he do that?
不晓得
I don't know.
来了
Yeah.
嗨
能进来吗?
- Hi. - Can I come in?
当然啊
Sure.
出什么事了?
What's up?
你从没上过我这里
You've never come in here before.
抱歉这里有点乱艾莉可真不好搞
I'm sorry it's so messy. Ali is a challenge.
为何把你的戴托纳给亨特?
Why'd you give Hunter your Daytona?
因为我有其他的表
'Cause I have other watches.
你想喝啤酒吗?
不我不要啤酒
- Do you want a beer? - No, I don't want a beer.
我要的是你答应我你不会坐牢
I want you to promise me you're not going to jail.
好的我已经在尽力处理了好吗?
Okay, I'm doing what I can. All right?
这话是什么意思?你是无辜的
What does that mean? You're innocent.
然而你却把你那一半的房♥子过户给了我
And yet you're signing over your half the house to me.
把你珍贵的物品送人
Giving away your prized possessions.
是块旧表
It's an old watch.
少来如果你曾经爱过我现在就不要骗我
Do not do that. If you've ever loved me, don't bullshit me right now.
情况并不乐观
It's not looking great.
可能要考虑接受认罪协议
We might be looking at a plea deal.
什么样的认罪协议?
误杀
- What kind of deal? - Manslaughter.
可能六年就能出狱
I could be out in six years.
开什么玩笑?六年?
Are you kidding? Six years?
若输掉官司可能得在监狱里度过余生
If I lose the trial, it could be the rest of my life.
你怎么会输?人又不是你杀的
Why would you lose? You didn't kill him.
因为这世界的运作并非你想的那样梅尔
Because that's not how the world works, Mel!
该死的
Goddamn it!
在现实世界中没有什么是肯定的
In the real world nothing is guaranteed.
你明不明白?一个人只要稍微不留神
Do you understand? You take your fucking eye off the ball
一切都会改变
for one second and everything changes.
他会失去房♥子
孩子们仿佛成了他家里的陌生人
You lose your house, your kids are like strangers in your own home,
他会失去妻子、失去自我
you lose your wife, you lose yourself.
好的听我说
Okay, listen to me.
麦琪的爸经常跟大卫盖尔森打高尔夫
Maggie's dad plays golf with David Gelson.
他是全国最出名的辩护律师
He's the biggest defense attorney in the country.
他在通过医学专家
来推♥翻♥脱氧核糖核酸证据方面
He's had incredible success negating DNA evidence
取得了惊人的成就
with medical experts.