掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E08

Part 3 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

梅尔我一直还把你当作朋友
Mel. I am still your friend.
你不是我的朋友你只是个爱钱的寡妇
You're not my friend. You're a gold-digging widow
拼命利用你那死去的丈夫想榨干所有人的同情
who's trying to milk every last drop of sympathy
而事实上你恨透了他
over a dead husband you fucking hated.
我的天啊
Oh, shit.
别梅尔
No, Mel.
- 去你的 - 梅尔住手拜托
- Fuck you! - Mel, stop, please.
- 尼克 - 去你的梅尔
- Nick. - Fuck you, Mel.
开门？
Door?
你得载我啊
You're my ride.
找库普载你吧
Call Coop.
怎么啦？他们在看什么？
What? What are they looking at?
什么事？因为我爸？
What? Is it my dad?
不是你妈
No. It's your mom.
…所有人的同情而事实上你恨透了他
…sympathy over a dead husband you fucking hated.
我的天啊
Oh, shit.
别梅尔
No, Mel.
- 去你的 - 梅尔
- Fuck you. - Mel.
看到视频了？
You saw the video?
对
Yeah.
我爸刚交了保释金出来
My dad's out on bail,
而我妈则在咖啡馆里跟人打架
my mom's throwing down in coffee shops.
往好的一面想你以后会有一篇超炸裂的大学论文
Well, on the plus side, you're gonna have a killer college essay.
如果这能让你好受点的话
If it's any consolation,
其实每个人的父母多多少少都有点问题
everyone's parents are fucked up to one degree or another.
但关键是你没问题
But the thing is, you're not.
我们见过面吗？
Have you met me?
抱歉我以为你…
Sorry. I thought you were…
笨蛋
Idiot.
艾莉你怎么来了？
Ali. What the hell?
我打扫时发现了这个
I was cleaning and I found this.
是你的
It's yours.
想着拿来给你
I thought I'd drop it off to you.
你保存了15年
You've had that for, like, 15 years.
对
Yeah.
我还想跟你谈一谈
And I also thought we could talk.
不行不能在这里打给我吧
We can't. Not here. Just call me.
我打了呀
I have been calling.
也给你发短♥信♥了
And texting.
艾莉我可是有家室的人
Ali, I have a family.
不方便随时跟你聊
I can't just talk whenever I want to.
你让我很难做
You're putting me in a really uncomfortable position.
那么
Well,
要拿回你的唱片吗？
do you want your record back?
什么？
What?
不要这烂唱片你就收着吧就是…
No, keep the fucking record. Just…
我会打给你的
I'll call you.
但别再来这里了
But don't come back here again.
萨利还记得吗？我答应过最后才杀你？
Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
没错马特里克斯你说过的
That's right, Matrix! You did!
我骗你的
I lied.
这么说你现在没车了？
So, now you don't have a car?
尼克你怎么来了？
Oh, Nick. What are you doing here?
每次我好不容易找到人生方向其中一个就会毁掉我的生活
Like every time I get my bearings, one of them just blows up my life.
- 他们到底怎么回事？ - 没错
- What the fuck is wrong with them? - Yeah.
最恐怖的就是感觉自己才是那个成年的
It's kind of terrifying when you realize you're the grown-up.
可我不是啊这才是重点
But I'm not. That's my point.
我还是需要他们做我的父母
I still need them to be my goddamn parents.
听起来他们都被自己的破事缠住了根本没空尽父母的责任
It sounds like they're too wrapped up in their own dramas to really do the job.
还有这些一口咬定他有罪的人都去死吧
And fuck all of these people who just assume he's guilty.
我爸可能很糟糕但他不是杀人犯天啊
My dad may be a fuck-up, but he's not a murderer. I mean, Jesus!
- 什么？ - 什么？
- What? - What?
- 怎么啦？ - 不是他杀的
- What? - He didn't do it.
你这么想很正常
It's perfectly natural for you to feel that way
但你其实也无法真的确定对吧？
but you can't actually know that, right?
我了解我爸
I know my father.
我只是觉得你应该理解
I just think it's important for you to understand
为什么有些人会觉得是他干的
why some people might believe he did it.
他可是睡了那个人的老婆
He was fucking the guy's wife.
好了我们能别讨论他跟谁上♥床♥吗？
Okay, can we please not talk about who my dad is fucking?
警♥察♥不会随便逮捕像你♥爸♥这样的有钱白人
The cops wouldn't have arrested a rich white guy like your dad unless
- 除非他们手上有证据 - 你不是吧？
- they had some evidence to back it up. - You cannot be serious.
再说了他的确使用过暴♥力♥
Plus, he does have a history of violence.
他一点都不暴♥力♥
He's not violent at all.
他揍过我的命根子
He punched me in the dick.
你真不可理喻
You're unbelievable.
别这样
Come on.
- 嘿他是你♥爸♥ - 让开
- Hey, he's your father. - Get out of my way.
你支持他我支持你相信我
You have his back, I have yours. Trust me.
是啊相信一个跟高中女生谈恋爱的大学生
Yeah, trust the college guy dating a high school girl.
- 让开 - 托丽别小题大做了…
- Get out of my way. - Tori, just quit being a drama queen--
- 嗨在等托丽？ - 对
- Hi. For Tori? - Yep.
嘿兄弟抱歉打了你的脸
Hey, man, I'm sorry about your face.
没事完全有可能是我自找的
It's all right. It's entirely possible I deserved it.
没错
Yeah.
门没锁
It's open!
尼克你怎么在这？
Nick, what are you doing here?
我是来给库普一拳的
I came to punch Coop in the face.
我也是
You and me both.
不胡说你的好胳膊还打着吊带呢
No. Bullshit. That's your good arm in the sling.
我才不会用我的好胳膊来打你
Like I'd waste my good arm on you.
各位既然事已至此
Gentlemen, things being what they are,
我建议我们出去痛痛快快喝个烂醉
I suggest we go out and get well and truly hammered.
是啊今晚简直太棒了
Yeah, tonight's been unbelievable.
无论我们去哪里都是这样
This happens everywhere we go.
你难道没想过他为何总是心情愉快吗？
Don't you ever wonder why he's always in a good mood?
这就是原因
That is why.
- 对了你们把话说开了？ - 才没有
- So you guys talk things out? - Not at all.
但我最近朋友不多
But I'm a little short on friends these days.
那也许别再害他们被车撞了
Maybe stop getting them hit by cars.
我得说我的维柯丁搭配酒还挺不错的
I gotta say, the booze is mixing nicely with my Vicodin.
好了失陪一下
Okay. Excuse me.
好了两位
All right, fellas.
- 天啊 - 酒来了
- Uh-oh. - Here we go.
她们请的
These are from them.
- 谢了女士们 - 女士们好
- Thank you, ladies. - Hello, ladies.
你们好谢谢
Hello. Thank you.
举杯痛饮干了它
Lift 'em high and drain 'em dry.
好的喝吧
All right. Here we go.
好
Oh, yeah.
很不错
Decent.
嘿 B 你跟库普说了下注的事吗？
Hey B, you tell Coop about the pool?
没有
No.
- 抱歉在说什么？ - 听起来会比实际情况更糟
- Sorry, what's this? - It's gonna sound worse than it is.
- 大家在赌你会不会被定罪 - 天啊
- There's a Coop conviction pool. - Wow.
其实经他这么一说出来听起来还真是糟糕
Actually, now that he says it out loud, it sounds pretty fucking bad.
好的结果是？
Okay. What's the action?
不知道你是我朋友我没参与
I don't know. You're my friend. I stayed out of it.
- 巴尼你呢？ - 什么？我跟尼克一样
- Barney? - What? Well, I'm with Nick.
- 好吧但我赌你是清白的 - 就知道
- Fine, but I took innocent. - There it is.
虽然我加了句“合理怀疑”
Though I parlayed it with reasonable doubt.
- 聪明的选择 - 朱尔斯赌你一级谋杀
- Smart play. - Jules has you down for murder one.
- 天啊 - 这女士真够胆
- Jesus. - Lady's got balls.
- 库普真不敢相信是你 - 天啊
- Coop. I don't believe it. - Oh, my God.
看看是谁大驾光临
Look what the cat dragged in.
嗨库普见到你真是太好了
Hey, Coop. So great to see ya.
你们好吗？
How you doing?
我的天啊你是尼克布兰德？
Holy shit. You're Nick Brandes.
- 正是在下 - 托比和乔什是我的前下属
- I am. - Toby and Josh used to work for me.
你不在之后那地方简直乱成一锅粥了兄弟
And the place has become a shit show without you, man.