掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E04

Part 2 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

我觉得自己只需要短暂休息一下
I think what I need is a little hiatus.
当然
Sure.
或者我只是随口说说
Or, and I'm just spitballing here,
也许你这样做会把自己彻底搞砸
maybe that will leave you
well and truly fucked.
现在不是短暂休息的时候
Now is not the time for a hiatus.
是抱有实在且轻度恐慌心态的时候
Now is the time for a solid,
low level panic.
马西的话你也听到了
没人知道这场官司会拖多久
You heard Massey. God only knows
how long this lawsuit will take.
很高兴你们终于到了
Nice of you to join us.
不好意思...天啊
Sorry, sorry. Jesus.
10点多了
别生气
- Ten after.
- Calm down.
那些老家伙们
已经抢在我们前面去发球台了
You know the old timers
already beat us to the first tee.
不好意思我被那该死的
装♥修♥承包商耽搁了
Sorry. I got waylaid
by my fucking contractor.
要是他干活的速度能跟收费的速度一样快
You know, if the man could
work as fast as he bills me,
装♥修♥几个月前就做完了
we'd have been done months ago.
我们上一次的装♥修♥差点就搞到要离婚
Our last renovation
almost ended the marriage.
你结婚了吗?我都不晓得
Are you married? I hadn't noticed.
去你的
Fuck you.
你们的预算超出了多少?
How far over budget are you?
你是说还有预算这回事?应该告诉我老婆
You mean there's a budget?
Someone should tell my wife.
格蕾丝确实有品味
Grace does have an eye.
可不是
Tell me about it.
漂亮
There it is.
布拉德听说你把你管家给炒了?
Brad, did I hear
you fired your housekeeper?
我必须这么做
我的理查德米勒手表被偷了
I had to. My Richard Mille got stolen.
你怎么知道是她偷的?
How do you know she took it?
我不确定但她是唯一
有机会接触到那块表的人
I don't, for sure. But she
was the only one who had access.
再说她变得太安逸了
Besides, she was getting
way too comfortable.
正好用这借口来换个新管家
It's a good excuse to, you know,
bring in some new blood.
那块表可贵重了
That watch is a serious piece of hardware.
有可能找回来吗?
Any chance it might be recovered?
若警♥察♥上点心还有可能
但他们根本不在乎
Maybe if the cops gave a shit,
which they don't.
那位警探觉得是我不知把它搁哪了
The detective thinks
I just misplaced it like...
说得好像我会随意搁放
一块价值二十五万美元的手表似的
like I'm gonna misplace
a quarter of a million dollar watch.
这么说你报♥警♥了?
So you told the cops?
对我需要一份警方报告来申请保险索赔
Yeah. I needed a police report
for the insurance.
好球
这么说你能索赔?
- Nice.
- So you're covered?
当然我们会获得巨额赔偿
Sure, we'll get a fat check,
但那块表可是限♥量♥版
but it's a limited edition piece.
再也买♥♥不回来了
Irreplaceable.
丽莎有个叔叔在钻石区工作
Lisa has an uncle who works
in the Diamond District
他也许能从水货市场帮你买♥♥到
who can probably get it for you
on the gray market.
你可以在梅尔的生日会上问问她
You can ask her about it
at Mel's birthday thing.
戈迪...
Gordy...
什么?哥们我有被邀请没事
What? Guys, I'm invited. It's fine.
真的?
Seriously?
是啊
Yes.
看吧?
You see?
行啊巴尼
行啊
- There you go, Barney.
- There you go.
嘿有昨天的地♥产♥经纪商协会报告吗?
Hey, do you have a copy
of yesterday's NAR report?
有的我给你调出来
Oh, yeah. Let me pull it up.
再给我一点时间
Just give me another minute here.
不过你呢我的朋友...
下次...
- Well, you on the other hand, my friend...
- Next time...
你
你欠我个人情
- You.
- ...you owe me.
到你请我了对
不
- It's your turn. Yeah.
- No.
我已经发给你了
I sent it over to you.
好的我们在酒吧区摆放桌子
在泳池上方设舞池
All right. We cover the tables at the bar,
the dance floor over the pool.
所以会是整个室内外结合的派对
可以容纳150人就座
So we'll do a whole indoor outdoor thing
with seating for 150.
这面墙该怎么布置?
之前有地毯飞蛾的问题就别问了
What can we do about that?
We had carpet moths. Don't ask.
好的
嘿快点
- Okay.
- Hey! Come on!
四层楼全都得清理
We gotta hit all four floors here.
全面喷一遍氯菊酯用醋封上来个全套
I want a full permethrin spread.
I want vinegar seals. The works.
好的我们可以把这里做成一面花墙
Okay, we could do a flower wall.
把这一整面遮盖起来
或者可以做一个装饰板包围类的设计
Hide that whole section. Or we
could build a board wrap of some kind.
小托托你觉得如何?
What do you think, Notorious?
不如两样都做越多越好
Why not both? More is more.
真没想到啊?越多越好
What do you know? More is more.
这是在干吗?
What's going on here?
嘿是快过生日的寿星女
Hey! It's the almost-birthday girl.
你不该现在回家的
You weren't supposed to be home yet.
梅兰妮我是珍鲁文
Melanie, Jane Reuven.
鲁文餐饮和活动
Reuven Catering and Events.
幸会
幸会
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
我告诉过你我不想举办派对
我知道但我不...
- I told you I didn't want a party!
- I know, but I don't--
不好意思借过嗨
嗨约瑟
- Sorry about that. There we go. Hey.
- Hey, José.
别这样妈不能现在取消派对
Come on, Mom. You can't cancel now.
外公外婆会很失望的
Nana and Pops
are gonna be so disappointed.
你给我在博卡的父母打电♥话♥了?
You called my parents in Boca?
本打算给你个惊喜的让他们搭飞机过来
It was gonna be a surprise.
I'm flying them out.
不能让我爸妈来
什么...为何?
- My parents are not coming here.
- What... Why not?
怎么啦?拜托妈这是个很棒的主意
What? Come on, Mom. It's gonna be great.
妈妈?
外婆已经不会种族歧视了
- Mom? Mom?
- Nana's totally not racist anymore.
还记得她说的那个优步司机吗?
Remember that Uber driver
she told us about?
妈妈吗?这打来就是为了这事
我们不办了
Mom? That's why I'm calling.
That is not happening.
没事吧?
行好的去吧
- Is this okay?
- Good. Okay. Go, go.
她会想通的
好的
- She'll come around.
- Okay.
我爸也是这么说的
That's what my dad said.
关于这事我很抱歉
我想我和尼克之间沟通上出了问题
I'm sorry about this. I think Nick and I
just had a miscommunication.
但我能告诉你他为了你
真是花了不少心思
Well, I can tell you
he is going all out for you.
真希望我丈夫能像他那样考虑问题
I wish my husband
would think more like him.
你们结婚多久了?
How long have you two been married?
你衣柜里有很多购物袋
Lot of shopping bags in your closet.
有一半是要退的
Half of them are returns.
还有莉莉需要一套新马鞍和马术装备
And Lily needed a new saddle