掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E03

Part 3 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

杰克明天会叫你去他办公室
Jack's gonna ask you to come to his office tomorrow.
他会告诉你我雇了梅西
He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
靠库珀
Shit, Coop.
杰克坑了我丽芙你知道的
Jack fucked me, Liv. You know he did.
梅西会把我拖下水
Massey will drag me into it.
我的名字会上报纸
My name will be in the papers.
我不会让这事发生但你要去作证
I'm not gonna let that happen, but you will be deposed.
我会成为故事里的荡♥妇♥
I'll be the whore in the story.
杰克会让你撒谎
而你在叫我别这么做
Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
And you're telling me not to.
我请求你做正确的事
I'm asking you to do what's right.
他夺走了我的一切丽芙
He took everything from me, Liv.
现在你也要这么对我
And now you're gonna do that to me.
这与你无关
This isn't about you.
放屁明明就是
Yeah, the hell it isn't.
我要挂了
I'm hanging up now.
丽芙求...
Liv. Ple...
天该死
God. Fuck.
嗨孩子们
嘿老爸
Hi, guys.
Hey, Dad.
嘿老爸
学校怎么样？
Hey, Dad.
How was school?
老样子
Same old, same old.
好香
嗯我在煮意面
Smells good.
Yeah, I'm making pasta.
我要和杰克出去发过短♥信♥了
I'm going out with Jake. I thought I texted you.
没收到...
No, you...
收到了好吧
You did. Okay.
只是回来放东西
I just came to drop my stuff off.
她带我去斯科特那儿抓紧时间彩排
She's taking me to Scott's so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
斯科特是谁？
Who's Scott?
麦格雷戈
McGregor.
今晚有派对演出
We're playing at a party later tonight.
你不记得了？
You don't remember?
好吧那不吃晚饭了？
Okay. Right. So no dinner?
好吧走吧
我晚点吃剩菜
All right. Okay, let's go.
I can eat leftovers later.
等等
Hold on.
你们打算几点回来？
When are you guys planning on coming home?
11点或12点前
By 11:00 or 12:00.
我也是
Yeah, same.
明天还要上学知道吗？
You know you both have school tomorrow?
确实
That's true.
没错他说得对
We do. Yeah, he's right.
模范家长啊老爸
Solid parenting, Dad.
走吧
Come on.
天啊
Jesus.
嘿
Hey.
不知道你还在家
I didn't know you were still here.
在干嘛？坐下喝一杯
What are you doing? Sit down. Have a drink.
欣赏比利时最棒的动作片
Watch Belgium's finest.
不行我有演出
Can't. I got a gig.
又演？
Again?
别装得这么惊讶
Don't act so surprised.
我去收拾一下
Well, I'll get cleaned up.
待会来听你演奏
I'll come listen.
你会破坏气氛让我紧张的
You'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
好吧
Okay.
孩子们呢？
Where are the kids?
放我鸽子了
Blowing me off.
抱歉安迪
I'm sorry, Andy.
我真希望能留下但是...
嘿我没事
I wish I could stay, but--
Hey, I'm fine.
去吧做你的事
Please. Do your thing.
不想让你这样离开
I hate to leave you like this.
哪样？
Like what?
我有意大利面威士忌尚格云顿电影
I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
多令人兴奋啊
It's very exciting.
好吧晚点见
Okay. Well, I'll see you later.
拜！
拜
Bye!
Bye.
再见
Bye.
祝你演出成功
谢谢
Break a leg.
Thank you.
你看上去很美
非常感谢
You look very nice.
Thank you very much.
嘿
嘿
Hey.
Hey.
家里没人要过来吗？
House is empty. You wanna come over?
不行我要去参加防身术课程
I can't. I've got that self-defense thing.
天你也去？
Jesus. You too?
女人得学会反击
A woman's gotta know how to fight back.
具体防谁？
Against who exactly?
不知道
No idea,
但等他们来时我准备好了
山姆等等
but I'll be ready when they come.
Sam, wait up.
我得走了
Hey, I gotta go.
晚点打给我？
好
Call me later?
Yeah.
那晚我认识的人都不在
Everyone I knew was out that night and lately it seemed that loneliness
最近孤独感似乎总能把坏主意变成好主意
was all it took to turn a bad idea into a good one.
管他呢
Fuck it.
嘿
所以你看到了对吧？
Hey.
So you saw it, right?
你去了吗？
是的
Did you go?
Yeah, I did.
嗨
嘿
Hi.
Hey.
嘿姑娘们
嗨
Hey, girls.
Hey.
人气真旺
谢谢没想到吧
Great turnout.
Thank you. Who knew?
我觉得她们只是借机
I think they like the excuse
来偷学你的装♥修♥创意
to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
顺便说房♥子很漂亮
Place looks great, by the way.
真的？我正想翻新一下
Really? I was thinking about doing a refresh.
得了吧
Oh, whatever.
那些是大♥麻♥布朗尼建议晚点再吃
Those are pot brownies. I'd wait till later.
是无麸质的吗？
Are they gluten-free?
当然
那好吧
Obviously.
Well, okay then.
好了女士们！
Okay, ladies!
谁想被强♥奸♥？
Who wants to get raped?
这才是正确答案
That is the right answer.
放下开胃菜我们动真格的
So put down your canapés and let's get serious.
所有太太们都在玛吉和苏珊家
醉醺醺地练功夫
All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu,
而丈夫们都在尼克家喝得烂醉
and the husbands were all getting loaded at Nick's,
意味着我可以随便挑空房♥子进去
which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
当初我和梅尔还在一起时
Back when Mel and I were married,
我们从不拒绝雷斯尼克家的晚餐邀请
we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
多米是专业厨师饭菜总是一流水准
Dom was a professional chef and the meals were always first-rate.
前门开着
Front door open.
安全
Secure.
凯特·雷斯尼克曾是曼哈顿最抢手的刑辩律师
Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys
之一
in Manhattan.
每小时收费两千美元据说在法庭上是条鲨鱼
At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
她本应该整晚都不在家
She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
而那个...
And that...
不是多米
that was not Dom.
那小子是布莱克·法卡斯