掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E04

Part 7 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

关于你和萨的事?
不是
- About you and Sam?
- No.
关于我被警♥察♥和一条狗追
About me being chased by police and a dog.
嘿会过去的
Hey. It'll pass.
对
Yeah.
这伤口看起来不像是咬伤更像划伤
So this looks more like
a scratch than a full-on bite,
但我还是给它抹点“抗生素”
but I would still probably
put some antibiotics on it.
没事的我们要怎么处理赫克托?
It'll be fine.
What are we gonna do about Héctor?
赫克托那边我来处理
I'll straighten out Héctor.
好吗?
好的
- Okay?
- Okay.
其实我没事的我得走了要迟到了
You know what, I'll be fine.
I gotta go. I'm gonna be late.
迟到?去哪儿要迟到了?
Late? Late to what?
梅尔的生日派对我得换衣服了
Mel's birthday party. I gotta change.
你不是吧?
Are you serious?
你真难理解库普
You're a complicated guy, Coop.
我知道有时我自己都不理解自己
I know.
Sometimes I don't understand myself.
再给这个坏女人拿一杯
来杯龙舌兰双份酒精谢谢
- Another shot for this bad bitch.
- Tequila shots. Doubles, please.
嘿能来唐胡里奥的龙舌兰吗?
别拿那种廉价酒
Hey, can we have Don Julio?
None of that spring break shit.
对了
是的
- Uh-uh.
- Yeah.
成年人喝的酒
排成一排
- Grown-ass adults.
- Line 'em up.
烈酒
给
- Strong.
- And here we go.
谢谢
谢谢
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
生日快乐
好的这才是我的妞
- Happy birthday.
- Okay. That's my girl.
艾莉?
Ali?
生日快乐梅利
Happy birthday, Melly.
谢谢你的光临
Thank you for coming.
这当然我怎会错过?
Of course. I wouldn't miss it.
艾莉好久没见到你了
Ali, we haven't seen you in forever.
你一点都没变老真漂亮
You do not age. You look amazing.
她当然漂亮啦
没错
- Well, of course she looks amazing.
- Yeah.
她不像我们青春都因为哺乳
而被孩子吸光了
She doesn't have kids sucking
the life out of her through her tits.
我提前为她们今晚随时可能说的话道歉
I apologize in advance for anything
they may say at any point tonight.
请你千万别走掉
Please don't leave.
去死吧你保罗
Go fuck yourself, Paul!
去你的
糟糕
- Fuck you!
- Shit.
是不是有人没睡午觉?
Did somebody miss their nap time?
好的我们跳舞吧
好
- Okay, let's dance.
- Okay.
梅尔来吧跳支寿星舞...
Mel, come on.
Birthday girl dance. Birthday girl dance.
嗨先生
Hey, sir.
嗨库普
Hi, Coop.
库普好吗?
Coop, what's up?
嗨库普
嗨
- Hi, Coop.
- Hey.
抱歉
Sorry.
嗨凯你好吗?
Hey, Kat. How are you?
很漂亮哦
Looking good.
那张照片还真不错
That was quite a picture.
你打算如何回应?
Are you gonna do something about it?
我不是已经下床吗?
I got out of bed, didn't I?
你最近在床上花的时间还真不少
You've been spending
a lot of time in bed recently.
好吧是因为那个女子吗?
Okay, is this about the girl?
天啊一下子就猜中了
Wow. Nailed it on your first try.
他们说男人迟钝
萨
- And they say men are obtuse.
- Sam...
我还以为你没那么差劲呢
I just thought you were better than that.
至少比保罗好
Well, better than Paul, at least.
不过我得承认这个标准确实不高
Though, I have to admit,
it's not a very high bar.
好吧她是以前的同事
Okay. She was a former colleague.
她只是送样东西来我家
She came by to drop some
things off at the house.
她甚至都没踏进屋
She never even came inside.
她亲你的样子像是跟你睡过
She kissed you like
someone who's fucked you.
或许有些女人就是这么亲吻的
Well, maybe some women just kiss that way.
可找到你了托丽能过来一下吗?
There you are. Tori,
can I get you over here for a minute?
为何?
尼克要拍张全家福
- Why?
- Nick wants a family photo.
我不是他的家人
I'm not his family.
这就对了
That's what I'm talking about.
不是为了你
That wasn't for you.
但我会假装是这样
Well, I'm gonna pretend it was.
你迟到了
是的抱歉
- You're late.
- Yes. I'm sorry.
你就饶了我吧行吗?
Cut me some slack, please. Will you?
什么事?
What?
好了你是打算告诉我还是就站在这里?
Okay, are you gonna tell me what's wrong
or are you gonna stand there
双手交叉在胸前
爸你就是太过放任自己
- with your arms crossed?
- Dad, all you get is slack.
放任自己当个糟糕的爸爸
糟糕的丈夫等等却不用承担任何后果
Slack to be a shitty dad,
husband, whatever, with no consequences.
你说什么?
Excuse me.
我的人生就是一个超大的后果
My life is one big consequence.
看吧这都是你的错你却想让我同情你
See, you want me to feel bad
for you when this is all your fault.
嘿郑重声明这一切都不是我选择的
Hey, for the record,
I didn't choose any of this.
好吧但你没尝试争取爸
Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
为了妈妈、为了我们去争取是你的责任
It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
知道吗?唯一可以做到的人是你
可你却选择转身离开
Okay? You were the only one who could,
and you just walked away.
事情没你说得这么容易
Well, it was a little
more complicated than that.
对而你让转身离开看起来非常简单
Right. And you made leaving
look pretty fucking simple.
嘿...
Hey, hey, hey.
捷克
嘿让我来库柏先生
- Jake.
- Hey. I got this, Mr. Cooper.
我懂能帮我个忙吗?
好的
- I know. Can you do me a favor?
- Yeah.
给我滚一边去
Get the fuck out of my way.
没问题
Sure thing.
嘿
Hey.
嗨
嗨你来了
- Hey.
- Hey. You came.
对正好赶上被我们的女儿
狠狠地教训了一顿
Yeah. Just in time to get
my ass handed to me by our daughter.
我今晚有免死金牌
Well, I got a pass tonight.
因为是我的生日
For my birthday.
生日快乐梅尔
Well, happy birthday, Mel.
天啊你还真花心思
Wow. You went all out.
小事
It's all right.
试麦一二三
Hello, hello. Testing.
我该走了
大家好
- That's my cue.
- Hello.
好你们能听到好的很好
Yeah, you can hear me. Okay, good.
梅尔在哪儿?