掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E01

Part 3 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

基本清空了。
We're mostly out.
基本？他刚说"基本"？
会反弹的。
Mostly? Did he really just say that?
They're gonna rebound.
听着伙计们，我们全盘都在赚钱
Guys, I've been telling you,
we are making money across the book,
没必要在科技股刀
we don't need to get dinged
in emerging tech.
今天全抛。
Blow out of it, today.
明白，老板。
You got it, boss.
他怎么了？
我？没事。
What's wrong with him?
Me? Nothing.
他被甩了。
He got dumped.
这也算新闻？
我爱她，兄弟
Is that news?
I love her, man.
不，你不爱。
No, you don't.
你只是爱"恋爱"这回事
You love love, that's all.
我就是...不知道该怎么办
我知道。清♥仓♥Pac-Pro
It's just, I don't know what to do.
I do. Blow out of Pac-Pro.
谢了。
Thank you.
早啊库珀
杰克
Morning, Coop.
Jack.
先生们。
Gentlemen.
今天壁球约起？
We on for squash today?
约了吗？玛丽给我发邮件没？
Are we? Did Mary send me an email?
可能我搞错了。球包带了吗？
Probably my mistake. Got your bag here?
带了。
Yeah.
很好。中午？
中午。
Great. Noon?
Noon.
完美。
Excellent.
出界！出界！老兄你认真打行不行
Out. Out. Come on, man. Put it in.
发球啊！该死的
Serve it. Goddamn it.
孩子们怎么样？
How are the kids?
They're fine.
老婆呢？
前妻。
Wife?
Ex-wife.
还跟那个傻大个在一起？
叫什么来着，打篮球那个？
Yeah, she still with the putz?
What's his name, the basketball player?
尼克。对。
Nick. Yes.
会有报应的。因果循环，对吧？
He'll get his. Karma, right?
说到报应...
我得告诉你个坏消息
Speaking of which,
I gotta deliver some bad news.
老天，杰克，该不会是癌症复发了吧？
Jesus, Jack, the cancer's not back, is it?
什么？不，当然不是
What? No. God, no.
剩下那颗睾丸好着呢
饱满得很
No, my sole remaining testicle
is in good shape. Very plump.
重点是，库珀
你被开除了
No, the thing of it is, Coop,
you're fired.
太好了。
Great.
没开玩笑。你得走人了
No, I'm serious. I gotta let you go.
什么？
What?
那个姑娘，奥利...叫什么来着？
This girl, Oliv… What's her name?
奥利维亚什么的
等等什么姑娘？
Olivia something or other.
Hold on. Wait. Girl? What girl?
你在说什么？
克罗斯。奥利维亚·克罗斯
What are you talking about?
Cross. Olivia Cross. Olivia Cross.
奥利...
Oliv…
丽芙·克罗斯？
Liv Cross?
董事总经理睡初级分♥析♥师...
A managing director sleeping
with an associate is…
等等她根本不是我下属
Wait a minute, no,
she never worked under me.
她在谢泼德组而且...
She was in Shepherd's group. And…
我发誓之前都没见过她
I don't think I'd ever
even met her before.
见没见过不重要
睡没睡过才重要
Doesn't matter if you met her.
It matters if you fucked her.
你确实睡了她对吧？
You did fuck her, right?
操！
Fuck me!
是有过但就一个周末
都是三个月前的事了
Yeah, but it was, like, a weekend,
like, three months ago.
完全你情我愿
Completely consensual.
是她主动勾引我
重点不在这
I mean, she came on to me.
That's not the point.
你是她上级
You were her superior.
我说了我都不认识她
I told you, I didn't even know her.
但你总知道她在谢泼德手下吧？
But you knew
that she worked for Shepherd, right?
问题是库珀她觉得
自己没升副总裁是因为这事
You see, Coop, the thing is, in her mind,
she was passed up for a VP slot.
副总裁？她才27岁
VP? She's 27 years old.
不她28了
我不是来和你辩论的
No, she's 28,
and I'm not here to litigate.
你不能开除我杰克
You can't fire me, Jack.
公♥司♥有严格禁止职场恋爱的条款
我也是刚知道
Well, we have a very strict
non-fraternizing clause, or so I'm told.
那你♥他♥妈♥干嘛约我来打球再开除我？
But why the fuck
did you bring me here to fire me?
HR要进你办公室收电脑
HR needed to get into your office
to get your computer.
公♥司♥机密你懂的
Proprietary information,
you know the drill.
那是我的客户
Those are my clients.
根据你签的竞业协议
Well, according to the
non-solicit you signed,
未来两年他们都归我们
they're ours
for at least another two years.
你真要这么赶尽杀绝？
You're really gonna bury me like this?
规矩你懂的
You know how this goes.
我的资本账户呢？
My capital account?
那是我的钱杰克别动它
That's my money, Jack. No way.
拜托杰克你不能这样
你是被辞退的
Come on, Jack. You cannot do that.
You were fired for cause.
我全部身家都在里面
你这是要我的命
Everything I have is in that account.
You'd destroy me, Jack.
我也不想这样
但只能这样了
I'm sorry it has to be this way,
but it has to be this way.
我会起诉
I'll sue.
不起诉的话公♥司♥给你半年薪水
They'll give you six months' draw
if you don't.
去你♥妈♥的♥
Fuck you.
是啊好吧...
Yeah. Well…
给你几天考虑
I'll give you a few days to decide.
亨特。
Hunter.
你怎么来了？
What are you doing here?
提前收工来接你放学
Wrapped up a little early,
thought I'd come pick you up.
今天不是周二
我知道
It's not Tuesday.
I know.
就想和你多待会儿
I thought maybe
we could hang out a little.
去吃个冰淇淋？
我闯祸了？
Maybe go eat some ice cream.
Am I in trouble?
天亨特当然不是
Jesus, Hunter, no.
当爹的就不能临时起意
陪儿子培养感情吗？
Can't a father just spend some
unscheduled quality time with his son?
学校怎么样？
How's school?
学校怎么样？
还行
How's school?
Fine.
家教还满意吗？
How's that tutor we got you?
Is she working out?
还行吧
I guess.
交女朋友没？
You got a girlfriend?
没
有目标吗？
No.
Any prospects?
没
No.
你今天能不能
说点超过两个音节的词？
You think at some point today
you might respond to me
with an answer longer than two syllables?
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