掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E04

Part 3 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

and equipment for horseback riding.
她的旧马鞍怎么啦?
What was wrong with her old saddle?
这套是给花式骑术用的
This one's for dressage.
显然我们女儿的骑术非常高
Apparently our daughter
has a very strong seat.
我知道这是夸奖
但听起来像是侮辱人的话
I know it's a compliment,
but it just sounds like an insult.
什么?
Why?
怎么啦?
What's wrong?
我觉得鉴于装♥修♥和其他开销
我们应该试着减少花费
I think with the renovation and everything
we should try to cut back on spending.
只是暂时的
嘿我们的经济没问题吧?
- Just for a little while.
- Hey, are we okay?
没问题只是现金上有点紧
Yeah, it's just a little cash crunch.
没事的
We're fine.
那好
Good.
因为我们也可以把那辆闪灵退掉
Because we could always
return the Spectre.
或者我不知道也许我可以
不再穿这些昂贵的睡衣了
Or, I don't know, I guess I could
stop wearing these expensive pajamas.
会更好吗?
Better?
再穿上它让我看看
Let me see it on again.
不...
Oh, no, no, no.
1984年的10月31日
October 31st, 1984,
这位总理被暗♥杀♥了这两名刺客...
this prime minister
was assassinated by two...
谁是...
Who is...
杰克布莱克
Jack Black.
嘿要看电影吗?
Hey, wanna watch a movie?
今晚没演出?
No gig tonight?
有私人活动
Private event.
来吧我们可以看一部你喜欢的龙拳片
Come on. We can watch
one of your kung fu dragon films.
你知道那些电影
其实并没有真正的龙对吧?
You know there's no literal dragons
in any of those movies, right?
太令人失望了
That's disappointing.
SOS是?
安妮特?
- What is "SOS"?
- Annette?
SOS是?
What is "SOS"?
你在把胸部当碗用吗?
Are you using your chest as a bowl?
是啊这样更容易把爆米花送进嘴里
Yeah. It's a much more efficient
popcorn delivery system.
恶心
Disgusting.
究竟是谁?
Who the fuck is that?
可能是妈拿着吸尘器来了
Probably Mom with a vacuum cleaner.
我们得谈谈你的人生方向
We need to talk about your life decisions.
你比孩子们还糟来了
You're worse than the kids. Coming!
(这位表演者横扫排行榜)
爱丽丝库柏是谁?
Who is Alice Cooper?
你来这里干什么?
我得跟你谈谈
- What are you doing here?
- I need to talk to you.
我不应该来的
I shouldn't be here.
可你却来了
And yet here you are.
马西被杰克收买♥♥了
Massey's in Jack's pocket.
什么?
马西今天去了杰克的办公室
- What?
- Massey was in Jack's office today.
对啊在你挂我电♥话♥之前我就跟你说了
Yeah. I gave you a heads-up on that
right before you hung up on me.
他是我的代表律师
He's my lawyer.
看起来并非如此
This didn't look like that.
那像是什么情况?
像是马西被杰克收买♥♥了
- What did it look like then?
- Like Massey's in Jack's pocket.
这么做将触犯法律
There are laws against that.
你付了定金吗?签了合同?
Did you pay a retainer? Sign a contract?
他说会回复我的该死你确定吗?
He said he'd get back to me.
Shit. Are you sure?
想想你所了解的杰克和马西
Think of everything you know
about Jack and Massey.
那我就另请律师
I'll hire someone else.
是啊我真希望你别那么做
Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't.
杰克给你什么好处?
What's Jack giving you?
什么?
你做的这一切?他给你什么好处?
- What?
- For all of this? What's Jack giving you?
说吧
Come on.
升职
说得通
- A higher floor.
- Tracks.
若他知道我来过这里他会炒了我
我知道
- He'd fire me if he knew I was here.
- I know.
我很感激
I appreciate it.
我要走了
I'm gonna go.
谢谢你过来找我
Well, thank you for coming by.
你一定希望从没遇见我
You must be wishing you never met me.
这个嘛...
Well...
那是个愉快的周末
it was a fun weekend.
的确
It was.
那是谁呀?
Who was that?
所有人都去死吧
Fucking everybody.
你到底怎么了?
What is going on with you?
天啊
God.
稍等一下
Give me a second.
喂?嗨
Yeah? Hey.
这么快?
Already?
好的...
Yeah...
行没问题
Yeah. I mean, sure.
好我马上到
Okay. I'll be right there.
太好了
Great.
我得走了
I gotta go.
当埃琳娜说要跟我成为搭档时
When Elena said she wanted to be partners,
她的意思是立刻生效
it turned out she meant immediately.
所以现在我是在跟睡我前妻的
So now I would be committing felonies
with the housekeeper
男人的管家狼狈为奸了
of the man who's sleeping with my ex-wife.
这至少说明了一件事
Which, if nothing else,
was a pretty good indicator
我的“小生意”已经彻底失控了
that my little enterprise was
already spinning out of control.
话说回来有个后援从来不是坏事
On the other hand, it was never
a bad thing to have some backup.
嗨这谁的车?
Hey. Whose car is this?
尼克的用来办差事的
It's Nick's. For errands.
(优食)
妙招
Nice touch.
这是什么?
无线网屏蔽器
- What's that?
- Wi-Fi jammer.
能屏蔽摄像头
Kills the cameras.
你还是有备而来
You've got gear.
工欲善其事必先利其器
The right tool for the right job.
你确定吗?
Are you sure about this?
女人不是应该对她们的珠宝很有感情吗?
Aren't women supposed to be
sentimental about their jewelry?
猎豹手镯除外
Not about the Panthère.
是她前夫送的
It's from her ex-husband.
奥德丽告诉我那是她离婚时赌气拿走的
Audrey told me that she kept it
out of spite in the divorce.
从没戴过它
她又是怎么知道的?
- She never wears it.
- And how does she know that?
没有奥德丽不知道的
Audrey knows everything.
事实证明管家的圈子是真实存在的
Turned out
the housekeeper network was a real thing
她们几乎知道关于我们的一切
and there was almost nothing
about us that they didn't know.
她们就像其他社交网络一样
They were a social network like any other.
互相支持、互相掩护
Supporting each other,
covering for each other,
像挥霍金钱一样在整个社区散布消息
spreading information like
currency across the neighborhood.
这些女人安静又低调地
穿梭在我们的生活中
These women, moving quietly
and unobtrusively through our lives,
同时安静又低调地记录着一切
were quietly and unobtrusively
taking note of everything...
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