掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E03

Part 4 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

The kid was Blake Farkas,
比托莉高一级没记错的话
a year ahead of Tori and, from what I could recall,
在和凯特的女儿艾丽莎约会
dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
奥维奈酒庄骑士蒙哈榭特级园
Domaine D'Auvenay Chevalier-Montrachet Grand Cru.
2013年份
2013 vintage.
勃艮第女王拉鲁·比兹-勒鲁瓦的杰作
The brainchild of Lalou Bize-Leroy, aka the Queen of Burgundy.
生物动力酿酒法的先驱
A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking,
她将圣罗曼的葡萄藤
she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Roman
视为有性格的生命体
as living beings with their own personalities.
正是这种精心包装的狗屁
This was the exact sort of curated horseshit
让装腔作势的酒鬼们趋之若鹜
that pretentious oenophiles love,
说实话有不装逼的酒鬼吗？
and let's face it, are there any unpretentious oenophiles?
所以他们才乐意花三万二买♥♥一瓶
Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
这个价位今晚或许不算全亏
At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss.
只要我能找到出路
As long as I could find a way out of here.
天呐
Oh, my God.
库珀
Coop.
在
库珀你♥他♥妈♥在哪？
Yes.
Coop, where the hell are you?
在外面
Out.
都在尼克家
Everyone's at Nick's.
你得过来
You gotta come over.
我们聊过这个
We talked about this.
那是清醒时的对话
Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
就...来吧你还能干嘛？
Like, just... Come on. What are you gonna do?
回家在空房♥子里再开个自怜派对？
You're gonna go home and throw yourself another pity party in your empty house?
想想就抑郁
I'm depressed just thinking about it.
就当为我过来行吗？
Look, just come over for me, okay?
过来来...
Come over. Come...
我死也不会去
There is no way in hell I am coming over there.
库珀先生
埃琳娜
Mr. Cooper.
Elena.
见到我惊讶吗？
Surprised to see me?
是的
Yes.
抱歉我是说...不
Sorry. I mean... no.
我不知道你要来
I didn't know you were coming.
他们在楼下
They're downstairs.
好的谢谢
Great. Thanks.
二十二号♥
Twenty-two.
现在赶紧买♥♥一个
Get one of these now.
等上市就来不及了
Because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late.
骗你是狗
I shit you not.
告诉你这就是未来的马桶
I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet.
环保节能能测体温
It's eco-friendly, will take your temperature,
查指标每次如厕都帮你洗屁♥股♥和蛋蛋
check your levels and clean your ass and balls every time you go.
你也是朱尔斯
Yeah, you too, Jules.
有蓝牙和WiFi 能播放音乐
It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, so you can play your music.
尿检结果直接电邮给医生
And it can e-mail urine test results right to your doctor.
让政♥府♥监视你的屎尿屁
So the government can spy on your piss and shit.
我身正不怕影子斜
I got nothing to hide.
好吧其实有
Okay, fine. I do.
我和Luxos MT合作了
I partnered with Luxos MT.
零售价三万美元
These are going retail for 30 grand
我一分没花就拿20%分成
and I'm in for 20% without spending a dime.
跟你说老兄这...
I'm telling you, man, this...
这就是我的乔治·福尔曼烤架
This is gonna be my George Foreman grill.
这价钱它最好能烤肉
For that price, it'd better cook your meat.
还能口♥交♥
And give you head.
凯特没满足你？
Kat's not doing that for you?
嘿
天啊
Hey.
Oh, my God.
看看这群堕落的赌棍白♥痴♥
Look at this group of degenerate, gambling idiots.
哇
嘿
Wow.
Hey.
嘿库珀
库珀！
Hey, Coop.
Coop!
怎么样老兄？
你来了
What's up, man?
You made it.
哇你能来意义重大
Wow. It means a lot that you're here.
真的
别小题大做
Really.
Let's not make a big deal about it.
好不会
Yeah. No.
哇特级园
Wow. Grand Cru.
好酒
还行
That's a nice bottle.
It's all right.
我去开瓶醒酒
I'll open it up at the bar to let it breathe.
好
嗯
All right.
Yeah.
很高兴你能来
Glad you came.
柯克船长的马桶？
Captain Kirk's toilet?
进展不错啊
This is a nice development.
早该听我的放下这破事
It's about time you listened to me and let this shit go.
我没放下任何事
I'm not letting anything go.
那混♥蛋♥抢了我老婆
That fucking guy took my wife.
休想再抢走我的朋友
I'm not letting him take my friends too.
有骨气
天
That's the spirit.
Jesus.
你醉得多厉害？
How drunk are you?
我想想
Well, let's see.
我家装♥修♥超支七位数
I am seven figures over budget on our renovation,
岳父母要搬来美国住
my in-laws are moving to the US to be closer to us,
最大客户自毁前程不付账单
and my largest, most profitable client threw a hand grenade into his career
不付账单
and won't pay his bills.
所以醉得不轻
So, pretty fucking drunk.
问题是你怎么没醉？
Question is, why are you not?
你说得对
You make a good point.
这什么鬼？
The fuck is this?
你有生命危险
Your life is in danger.
对
对吧？
Right.
Right?
是的
对
Yes.
Right.
所以...
So...
挣脱！攻击喉咙
好
Break! You strike the throat.
Okay.
一二连击明白？
嗯
It's a one, two. You got it?
Yep.
对
你上来
Yes.
You, up here.
我？
对，快点
Me?
Yeah, come on.
梅尔！梅尔！
Mel! Mel!
搞定
You got it.
动手！快掐她
Do it! Come on. Choke her.
好
Okay.
噢不，我可没笑继续
Oh, no. I'm not laughing. Come on.
行
Okay.
你...
You...
噢对好
停
Oh, right. Okay.
Break.
暂停抱歉
Break. Sorry.
好
膝盖
Okay.
Knee.
然后出拳？
And strike?
用力！再来！
Harder! Do it again!
抱歉这样行吗？
使劲！
Sorry. Is this okay?
Come on!
拿出真本事
Like you mean it.
听着，她会夺走你在乎的一切
All right. Now, she is gonna take away everything you care about.
你爱的一切！
Everything you love!
现在，你要怎么办？