掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E01

Part 4 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

Maybe.
你要进来？
嗯托丽在家打个招呼
You're coming in?
Yeah, Tori's here. I wanna say hi.
嗨宝贝
妈
Hi, bub.
Hey, Mom.
今天怎么样？
挺好
How was your day?
Good.
你来干嘛？
What are you doing here?
带亨特吃冰淇淋
顺路过来
Wha… I took Hunter for some ice cream.
今天不是周二
It's not Tuesday.
已经第二个人提醒我了
So I've been told.
托丽在家吗？
还没回来
Is Tori
She's not home yet.
干嘛？
什么干嘛？
What?
What?
你这什么眼神？
What is the look?
我什么眼神都没给
你明明在憋着不给我眼神
I didn't give you any look.
You were giving me the look that…
就是那种
"我努力不翻白眼"的眼神
there's the look
where you're trying not to give me a look.
所以什么问题？
So, what's the problem?
你不该在非探视日出现
这会让界限变得模糊
I think it's a little tricky when
you show up on a day that isn't your day.
就吃个冰淇淋而已至于吗
I took him out for ice cream, my God.
孩子会困惑
规矩立了就要遵守
It's confusing for him.
Boundaries are there for a reason.
界限？比如忠贞不渝？
Boundaries? You mean, like monogamy?
又来？
Really, Coop?
都快两年了
你还要翻旧账到什么时候？
It's been almost two years.
When are you gonna stop playing that card?
不知道啊出轨的追诉期是多久来着？
I don't know, what is the
statute on adultery?
总比你整天扮绿帽怨夫短
Probably less time than you've spent
playing the sad cuckold.
谁会说"绿帽怨夫"？你谁啊？
听着
Who says cuckold? Who are you?
You know what?
你要是有点自知之明
If you were even remotely self-aware,
就该明白事情不会无缘无故发生
you'd realize these things
don't happen in a vacuum,
也该为自己的那部分责任
负点责
and you could maybe take a little portion
of responsibility for your side of it.
好啊你睡了尼克
把我赶出这个家
Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick,
you kick me out place,
离婚费用全压在我身上
I'm forced to pay for this entire mess,
现在反倒说我不负责任？
and I'm the one
that's not being responsible?
现在不想吵这个
I'm not doing this right now.
一个人吵确实没意思
Well, it's really no fun doing it alone.
喂！
干嘛？
Hey!
What?
他说要新架子鼓的事告诉你了吗？
Did he tell you he needs a new drum kit?
他要新架子鼓？
旧的怎么了？
He needs a new drum kit?
What is wrong with his old one?
说旧鼓变形了
I don't know, it's old and warped.
他组的乐队水平不错
This band he's playing with,
and they're very good, by the way,
说需要换套新的
said he needs a new one.
天
尼克说要帮他买♥♥...
God.
Nick offered to pick one up--
不用尼克不用给我儿子买♥♥鼓
No. I… Nick doesn't need to
pick up a drum set for my kid.
只是说如果你太忙...
我能搞定
I'm just saying, if you're really busy--
I can handle it.
等等库珀
Wait. Coop.
我带托丽去看皮肤科了
I took Tori to the dermatologist.
她皮肤没问题
你跟她这么说试试？
Her skin is fine.
Yeah, you wanna tell her that?
她要做什么激光治疗
三次疗程
She wants this new laser treatment.
It's three times and then you're done,
每次1500刀
$1,500 a pop.
账单会发你邮箱
They're gonna email you the invoice.
见你一面就破财
Every time I see you it costs me money.
那就只在周二见
Try sticking to Tuesdays.
告诉托丽她爸问好
Tell Tori her father says hi.
天呐。
Jesus.
卧♥槽♥
开什么玩笑
Fucking Christ.
Are you fucking kidding me?
靠我的错
真对不起兄弟
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
That is totally my bad, man.
确实是你的错
Yeah, it was.
留个联♥系♥方式我赔...
托丽？
Here, let me give you my info.
Tori?
爸
Hi, Daddy.
杰克这是我爸
Jake, this is my father.
爸这是杰克
Daddy, this is Jake.
幸会啊先生
Pleasure to meet you, sir.
抱歉得先蹭你车才能打招呼
I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it.
等等你哪位？
Wait, who are you?
杰克·韦斯顿
Jake Weston.
哦这名字对我毫无意义
Okay, that tells me nothing.
他是我男朋友
He's my boyfriend.
冒昧问下你多大？
20岁先生
I'm sorry, how old are you?
I'm 20, sir.
别叫我先生假惺惺的
Stop calling me sir. No one is buying it.
抱歉
听着你二十...
Sorry.
Okay, you're twe…
她才17岁知道本州法律规定吗
She's 17. Are you familiar with the laws in this state?
不是您想的那样先生
爸爸
It's not like that, sir.
Daddy.
好吧叫杰克是吧？
Okay. Jake, is it?
再敢叫我一声先生我就让你鸡飞蛋打
If you call me sir one more time, I'm gonna punch you in the dick.
爸你疯了吧
妈爸发神经了
Dad, you're being crazy.
Mom, Dad's being crazy.
你居然同意他们交往？
你们先进屋吃点东西吧
You're okay with this?
Why don't you guys go inside
你早知道这事？
and get something to eat?
You know about this?
你觉得没问题？
You're fine with it?
车的事我很抱歉
滚蛋杰克立刻马上滚
I'm sorry about the car.
Okay, fuck off, Jake. Fuck right off.
你发什么疯？
你才疯了吧？
What is your problem?
What is your problem?
你纵容别人性侵未成年女儿？
You're okay with the statutory rape of our daughter?
少来这套
什么？
Oh, please.
What?
她是真心爱他
她还是个孩子那家伙都20了
She's in love with him.
She is a child. He's 20 years old.
你这当妈的觉得这合理？
How is that okay in your world?
亲爱的
天呐
Baby.
Oh, my God.
你别管他们...
太好了尼克来了
You leave them alone tog…
Great, Nick's here.
嗨
嘿库普
Hi.
Hey, Coop.
让他来解决
He'll solve it.
让我过去会会这位老兄
Let me get out here to see this man.
嘿
嗨
Hey.
Hi.
好吧对没错
Okay. Right. Yeah.
我刚买♥♥了上好的裙边牛排
正打算烧烤
I mean, why don't you stick around?
I mean, why don't you stick around?
我为什么要留下？
Why don't I stick around?
我凭什么要留下？
Why don't I stick around?
大概是因为想到要在我家后院