掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E02

Part 4 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

I bet.
谢谢 - 不客气
Thank you. - No problem.
拿着那个 - 好
Get that. - Yes.
抱歉
Sorry.
哈囉...进来吧
Hello, hello. Come on in.
我们有新的咖啡机喔
We got a new coffee machine.
我去帮我们大家煮咖啡
I'm gonna make us all coffee.
他们把妳踢出来了?
Did they kick you out?
妈 - 没有,他们没有把我踢出来
Mom. - No, they didn't kick me out.
我只是问问
I'm just asking.
那地方太破了我们要想办法帮她找好一点的地方
That place was falling apart, we're trying to find her a better place.
那她怎麽不能跟你一起住? - 天啊,真是谢了,妈
So, why isn't she staying with you? - Gee, thanks, Mom.
我只是说这裡不是豪华饭店
Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly The Ritz.
妳怎麽会想回来这裡?
Why would you wanna come back here?
我没有多出来的房♥间
I don't have a spare bedroom.
我一直忘记你已经不是住在大房♥子裡了
I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore.
嘿,如果有问题的话,我可以...
Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just...
不会啦,当然没问题
No, of course not.
我只是说说而已
I'm just saying.
妳到底想要说什麽?
What exactly is it you're just saying?
我只是在说我希望我知道你们两个怎麽都这麽不顾一切
I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent
搞惨自己的人生,就这样而已 - 天啊,干
on screwing up your lives, is all. - Jesus. Fuck.
是谁要低咖♥啡♥因♥的啊?
Who wants decaf?
是我 - 没有低咖♥啡♥因♥的,阿朗
That's me. - We don't have decaf, Ron.
银罐子裡的是低咖♥啡♥因♥ - 不对,蓝色的才是,而且喝完了
The silver pods are decaf. - No, the blue were and we're out.
妳还要吗?
You still want it?
现在似乎是让我焦虑加剧的好时机呢
Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety.
我去把妳的行李拿上楼
I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs.
安迪,你的咖啡
Andy, your coffee.
好,爸,我等一下来喝
Yeah, Dad, I'll get it later.
我在超♥市♥看到布鲁斯和他的家人
I saw Bruce and his family at the Stop & Shop.
他有两个好可爱的孩子,肤色很漂亮
He has those two adorable kids, gorgeous skin tone.
因为他那个老婆,肤色比布鲁斯浅一点
It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his.
很好啊,妈
That's great, Mom.
总之,他好像很高兴见到我儘管发生了那些事
Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered.
而我不禁一直在想,现在的情况会怎样
And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been
如果当年妳跟他结婚的话
if you'd just married him back then.
我还会是这个我
I would have still been me.
妳本来要结婚? - 说来话长
You were supposed to get married? - It's a long story.
她从自己的婚礼上偷跑了
She skipped out on her own wedding.
我精神崩溃了 - 我知道
I had a psychotic break. - I know.
我没有怪妳,我只是说说而已
I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying.
计画改变
Change of plans.
我们要离开 - 好
We're leaving. - Okay.
等一下,怎麽回事?
Wait a minute, what happened?
你们要去哪裡?
Where are you going?
妳就没办法把她的房♥间准备好?铺个床?
You couldn't have just fixed up her room? Made her bed?
我本来打算要
I was planning on it.
好
Right.
来吧,我们走吧
Come on, let's go.
我爱妳,妈
I love you, Mom.
我爱你,爸
Love you, Dad.
来吧
Come on.
这边
This way.
都没人喝咖啡
No one drank the coffee.
奶奶好讨厌喔
Grandma really sucks.
儿子,你根本无法想像
Buddy, you have no idea.
妳可以住我房♥间,艾莉
You can have my room, Ali.
真贴心,宝贝但我不想入侵你的私人空间
That's sweet, babe, but I don't wanna invade your space.
没关係
It's fine.
反正我也不常在那边
I'm not there that much anyway.
干
Fuck.
不要在门口徘徊,很恐怖
Don't linger in doorways, it's creepy.
抱歉
Sorry.
来,这是最后一包了
Here, this is the last of it.
太好了,谢谢
Great. Thanks.
嘿,很抱歉,我得这样逼妳居无定所
Look, I'm sorry I have to uproot you like this.
拜託,我没事啦
Please. I'll be fine.
我只需要一点时间来重新站稳脚步
I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me,
然后我们就能帮妳找其他住处,好吗?
then we'll get you set up someplace else, all right?
安迪,你照顾我好几年了
Andy, you've been taking care of me for years.
不管你认为你其他的事做得多烂
Whatever else you think you might have fucked up,
你一直都是高于平均值的好哥哥
you've always been an above-average brother.
没有你的话,我会迷失自我
I'd be lost without you.
天啊
God.
(珊曼莎列维特,一个影像附件)
我得去办几件事
I have to run a couple errands.
妳待在这裡一会儿没问题吧?
Will you be okay here for a while?
我不需要保母来照顾我
I don't need babysitting.
去吧,过你的生活 - 好
Go. Live your life. - All right.
把这裡整理一下,东西收起来,快啦
Clean this shit up. Put it away. Come on.
80几年前,赫雪尔列维特逃离希♥特♥勒♥
Eighty some odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler
移♥民♥到了美国来
and immigrated to the United States,
他在美国凑够了现金,买♥♥下一间小餐馆
where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner
地点是纽约州北部,位于州际公路旁
in upstate New York just off the interstate.
到了他那患有糖尿病前期的孙子保罗也就是珊曼莎的老公
By the time his prediabetic grandson Paul, Samantha's husband,
接手家族事业的时候
took over the family business,
已经有九间小餐馆和好几间高档餐厅
it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants.
而现在,赫雪尔的帝国
And now, Herschel's empire,
已经养育他的家族长达快要一世纪
which fed his family for almost a century,
但即将败给纽约州那善变的离婚法规
would fall to the vagaries of New York State divorce law
全都因为保罗没办法管好自己的老二
all because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
嘿
Hey.
不好意思,那是啥鬼啊?
I'm sorry. What the fuck is that?
那是尼克的车
That's Nick's.
对,我觉得挺有品味的
Yeah. Pretty tasteful I think.
你怎麽会开尼克的车?
And why are you driving Nick's car?
我得跟他换车开
Well, I had to trade cars
因为我得跟杭特一起去取鼓组
'cause I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter.
然后没有时间去把车换回来,今天...
I didn't have time to trade back. It's...
今天忙死了
It's been a day.
要我停到车♥库♥去吗?
Do you want me to put it in the garage?
不用,我有更好的想法
No, I have a better idea.
等等...摸我的屁♥股♥
Wait. Wait, touch my ass.
对,来吧,天啊
Yeah. Come on. Oh, God.
好耶,干,天啊
Yeah. Fuck. God.
等等,干
Wait. Fuck.
干
Fuck!
尼克会很喜欢他车上的新气味
Nick's gonna love his new car smell.
你今天很快就离开俱乐部了
So, you left the club pretty fast today.
对,我得去处理些家庭事务
Yeah. I was dealing with some family stuff.
好,都还好吗? - 很好
Yeah, everything okay? - Yeah.
就...对啊,都很好
It's... Sure. It's all good.
跟你说,最近去俱乐部真的是越来越难了
You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days.
唯一的好处是可以见到你
The only bright spot is seeing you
而且我们还得假装什麽事都没有
and we have to pretend that nothing's going on.
对啊,这个嘛,我不知道我现在是否
Yeah. Well, I'm not sure I could stomach
还能忍♥受再次成为俱乐部裡的争议热点
being at the center of another club controversy right now.
天啊,不会啦,你的事是旧闻了
Oh, God, no. Yours is old news already.
我的事才刚热起来
Mine is just kicking into high gear.
他女朋友今天想找我说话
You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today
要谈亨利的焦虑程度
about Henry's anxiety levels.
那谈得如何呢?
And how did that go?
没有她想像中顺利
Not as well as she'd hoped.
老实说,我不知道该讨厌她还是可怜她
Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her.
讨厌男方,可怜女方吧
Well, hate him. Pity her.
然后上你
And fuck you.
没错
Exactly.
天啊,现在我很担心亨利患有焦虑症
God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety.
她影响到妳了,对吧? - 对啊
She got in your head, huh? - Yes.
我知道,烦死人了
I know. It's so annoying.