掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E04

Part 5 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

Yeah, I mean, you know... I don't know.
习惯了跟他人一起生活
You get used to living with people.
至少有人在
There's a presence.
就算不在同一个房♥间或是在睡觉
Even if they're not in the same room
or if you're asleep.
空荡荡的房♥子感觉完全不一样
更像是座坟墓你懂吗?
An empty house just feels different.
More like a tomb, you know?
然后你就开始找借口不回家
And then you start looking
for any excuse to not come home.
而这一点我能以过来人的经验告诉你
And that,
I can tell you from personal experience,
会导致一个人做出非常糟糕的决定
leads to some very poor decisions.
我该去拿你的钱了
I should get your money.
这是你上两单活儿的分成
Your cut from the last two jobs.
不数一下吗?
Not gonna count it?
我相信你
才怪至少现在还不可能
- I trust you.
- No, you don't. Not yet anyway.
我回家后才数
I'm gonna count it when I get home.
是我也会这么做
That's what I would do.
谢谢你的啤酒库普
Thanks for the beer, Coop.
赫克托这个人你有把握吗?
You sure about Héctor?
你对这一切有把握吗?
You sure about any of this?
好的你第一次发病的周年纪念日快到了
Okay. So, the anniversary
of your first episode is coming up.
下周
Next week.
若我当时结婚的话现在就已经11年了
I would've been married 11 years.
你有没有想过再次联♥系♥布鲁斯?
Were you tempted to
reach out to Bruce again?
没有
No.
我确实好奇在钢婚纪念日
他会送我什么礼物
I do wonder what he would have
gotten me as a steel anniversary.
也称为珊瑚婚
Or turquoise.
网上的叫法有分歧
The Internet is divided.
当你想到这些时身体有什么感觉?
How did it feel in your body
to think about that?
感觉沉重
Heavy.
我的腿
In my legs.
就像陷入泥里
Like I'm stuck in the mud.
我听了汤普森双胞胎乐队的《抱紧我》
I heard "Hold Me Now"
by the Thompson Twins
是去演出的路上听到电台播放的
on the radio on my way to a gig.
这首歌♥是我们的婚礼歌♥曲结果...
That was supposed to be our wedding song.
And...
这次我听完了整首歌♥
And I got through
the whole thing this time.
通常听完第一段后就没法听下去了
Usually I have to cut it off
after the first verse.
那你最终有去演出吗?
Did you make it to the gig?
去了
I did.
然后...
And...
他们让我在那里长♥期♥驻唱
They offered me a regular slot.
太棒了
That's terrific.
安迪有什么反应?他一定很骄傲吧
How did Andy react?
He must have been proud.
我还没告诉他我还没告诉任何人
I haven't told him. I haven't told anyone.
在我看来你是把某种强烈的
感受转化到了艺术中
Sounds to me like you redirected
some powerful emotions into your art
而且得到了回报
and were rewarded for it.
你能让自己为此庆祝一下吗?
Can you let yourself celebrate that?
一直以来每当我庆祝时
事情往往不会太顺利
Historically,
things don't go so well when I celebrate.
我们来谈谈这个吧
Let's talk about that.
埃琳娜选了下手目标
Elena picked a target,
而我们成功从赫克托那儿获取了
第一个五千美元的警报器密♥码♥
and Héctor came through with
our first $5,000 alarm code.
九、六、二、四、二、三
Nine, six, two, four, two, three.
该死拜托...
Fuck. Come on. Come on.
赫克托我的好哥们
不需要这么惊讶吧
- Héctor, my man.
- You could sound a little less surprised.
抱歉这有点让人紧张
I'm sorry.
It's just a little nerve-racking.
埃琳娜这里有狗吗?
Elena, is there a dog here?
上个月死了他们交由罗蕾莱来埋葬它
Died last month.
They made Lorelei handle the burial.
谢天谢地
Thank God.
不该这么说这也太糟了
I mean, not thank God. That's awful.
天啊埋葬它?
God, handle the burial?
那也太难“汪”了绝无双关之意
That's rough. No pun intended.
跟尼克让你做的事相比你觉得如何?
How does that compare to what
Nick makes you do?
做尼克的管家很轻松
因为他现在几乎不在家
Nick's easy
'cause he's barely home anymore.
对谢了啊
该死抱歉
- Yeah, thanks for that.
- Shit. Sorry.
不过这股怨气是不是过于老套?
But isn't this bitter act
getting a little old?
难道你就从没出轨过?
You're telling me you've
never cheated on anybody?
没错
天啊真的?
- Never.
- Wow. Really?
不需要这么惊讶吧
You could sound a little less surprised.
好了
Okay.
我想我找到了
I think I found it.
好的所以我们要找的是爱马仕
Okay, so we're looking
for anything Hermès.
哈克太太的售货员没能或者不愿意
Mrs. Hake's sales associate
couldn't or wouldn't
帮她拿到新一季配色的柏金包
get her the new season Birkin colorway.
所以她气到连这些包都不愿意再用了
So she's too offended
to wear any of the bags.
拿任何一个包都行
Anything on the island is fair game.
也许没有什么比爱马仕柏金包的
身份象征更令人讨厌或垂涎了
There's probably a no more
obnoxious or coveted status symbol
这款包是以歌♥手兼演员简柏金命名的
than the Hermès Birkin,
named after singer actress Jane Birkin.
是由一群神秘的工匠在法国手工制♥作♥
They're handcrafted in France
by an elusive cabal of craftsmen
这些工匠都经过培训
掌握着百年传承的马具制♥作♥工艺
trained in centuries-old
equestrian trade techniques.
只采用最高档的皮革
Using only the highest end leather,
珍奇动物皮、缝合技术和硬件
exotic animal skins,
stitching, and hardware,
柏金包是所有女人
手提包收藏中的皇冠明珠
the Birkin is the crown jewel
of any woman's handbag collection.
问题是这些包包
并不是走进爱马仕专柜店就能买♥♥到
The rub is, you can't simply walk
into an Hermès boutique and buy one.
你得“玩爱马仕的游戏”
You've got to play the Hermès game,
这意味着你得在
其珠宝和配饰上花费数万元
which means spending
tens of thousands on jewelry
也就是所谓的柏金包诱饵
仅仅为了能被列入等候名单
and accessories, aka Birkin bait,
just to get wait-listed
以便得到花超过五万美元买♥♥一个包的特权
for the privilege of spending
upwards of 50 grand for a bag.
而你还以为对冲基金是...
And you thought hedge funds were--
什么声音?
What the fuck is that?
又一个警报器该死怎么还有一个?
There's another alarm.
Why the fuck is there another alarm?
请问?
试试输入密♥码♥
- Hello?
- Try the house code.
根本没有键盘我去哪找键盘呀?
There's no fucking keypad.
Where do I find a keypad?
你知道吗?
好的肯定在那里找找看
- Do you know?
- Okay. It's gotta be there somewhere.
等等我找到了等一等
Wait. I got it. Hold on.
我的天啊
Holy shit.
库普?
Coop?
密♥码♥不对...
It's not working. It's not working.
库普
Coop.
该死不对...我该怎办?
快离开那里
- Fuck! It's not-- What do I do?
- Get out of there!
这到底是什么鬼保安系统?
What the fuck kind of
security system is this?
我的老天
Jesus Christ.
库普你在哪里?快离开那里