掩耳盗邻（2025）

Your Friends and Neighbors S01E03

Part 7 May 27, 2025, 10:42 p.m.

Come on, Nick.
球给我，菜鸟们
Give me that. Rookies.
给我
Give me that.
给我杰瑞，防守也是我的强项
Give me that, Jerry.
Yeah, I play defense too.
观众爱看这个
杰瑞加油！
It's what the people want.
Jerry! Come on, Jerry!
观众要的就是这个
It's what the people want.
杰瑞！
Jerry!
卧♥槽♥！妈的！该死！
糟了
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Goddamn it.
Oh, no.
靠
对不起杰瑞
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry, Jerry.
等等，让我检查下
Hold on. Let me just check it.
搞什么鬼？
What the fuck?
骨头都露出来了
That is a bone.
快叫救护车
Hey, call 911.
伤得不轻
你走两步缓缓
This is bad.
You're gonna walk it off, man.
操！
妈的对不起杰瑞
Fuck!
Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry.
该死
没事的
Damn it.
It's all right.
最看不得这场面
别碰它
I hate seeing shit like this.
Don't touch it.
保罗睡小年轻这事我能忍♥
I can handle Paul
fucking someone half his age.
虽然又俗又恶心，
I mean, it's shitty
and cliché and pathetic,
但他这种自恋狂就吃这套——
but he's enough of a narcissist
to believe some young thing
假装被他吸引
pretending to be attracted to him.
可这种肆无忌惮的态度
But it's the recklessness of it.
真让我火大
I mean, that's what pisses me off.
没染上疱疹算我走运
I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes.
那服务员有疱疹？
The waitress has herpes?
不，我瞎猜的
No, I have no idea.
就是打个比方
I'm just saying, theoretically.
理论性疱疹
Theoretical herpes.
明眼人都看得出
这姑娘只是创可贴
And anyone can see
this girl is just a Band-Aid.
等哪天他照镜子时终会醒悟，
I mean, one day soon he's gonna wake up
and he's gonna look in the mirror
发现自己的创伤根本还在
and then he's gonna realize that
whatever his damage is, it's still there.
况且他出轨那么多次，
And also after cheating on me,
God knows how many times,
现在倒像是我犯了罪似的请律师
he's lawyering up as if I'm the one
who committed the crime. I mean...
可能我和库普分开还算好的
I guess I have it easier with Coop.
确实不太一样
Well, yeah. It's not really the same.
你这段关系里
你才是保罗的角色吧？
I mean, you're the Paul
in your equation, right?
啥？
抱歉
What?
No, I'm sorry.
不是说你像保罗
I'm not trying to say
that you're like Paul.
只是指出出轨的人是你
I just meant that you're
the one who had the affair.
不是要评判你
I mean, not that I'm judging you.
完全没这意思
I mean, far from it.
我闭嘴吧
天，我居然成了保罗
I'm gonna stop talking now.
Oh, my God. I'm Paul.
你不是保罗
不，你说得对
No, you're not Paul.
No. You're right.
我不是那意思
我才是出轨的那个
I didn't mean that.
I am the one who cheated.
但那是在多年...多年...
But that was after years... years...
试图让库普重视我们
却无果之后
of just trying to get Coop
to pay attention to us.
重视我
To me.
但无论怎么努力，
我们的鸿沟越来越深，
But no matter what I tried,
the chasm between us got wider and wider
直到某天再也无法挽回
and, at a certain point,
there was nothing I could do.
所以你就睡了他最好的兄弟
So you fucked one of his best friends.
抱歉
哇哦
I'm sorry.
Wow.
都怪布朗尼蛋糕
萨姆
I'm sorry. It's the brownies.
Sam.
蛋糕劲儿太大了
It's the brownies.
难道不是因为我刚才
把你揍服了？
It's not because I beat the shit
out of you just now?
啥？天，你居然觉得
刚才是你占了上风？
What? Oh, my God. That is so cute
that that's what you think happened.
真是妄想症
要不是他们拦着，
That's really delusional.
If they hadn't stopped me,
我早把你嵌墙里了
你疯了吧
I would've pushed you through that wall.
You're so crazy.
我分分钟能打爆
你这常春藤精英的
I could kick your tight,
little Ivy League ass
小翘臀...
看看这个
so fucking fast...
Look at this.
逗我呢？看啥？
看我的肌肉
You kidding me? What?
Look at my guns.
啥肌肉？哪有？
看好了小妞
Look at what? What guns?
Look at my guns, bitch.
这...根本没有
看这儿，摸摸
That is... There's nothing.
See here. Look at this.
看着，感受下
行，让我摸摸
Look at it. Feel it.
Okay. Hold on. Let me feel it.
这是？能这样吗？
Is this? Can I just do this?
天，喂
好了梅尔
Oh, my God. Hey.
Yeah. Okay, Mel.
你搞什么鬼？
尝尝这个
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, take that.
你能不能...
Can you just...
不
No.
继续啊
Come on.
认输吧天
认输不是这么玩的
Tap out. God.
That's not how tapping out works.
我的天
Oh, my God.
我开始隐形了
I started disappearing.
从他生活的重心
逐渐变成微不足道的部分
Becoming like one small part of his life
instead of the thing that mattered most.
他心里的空间就那么多，
而我的索求永无止境
It was like he only had so much space
in him, and I just wanted too much of it.
我觉得库普心里没那种空间
I don't think Coop has that space in him.
或许曾经有过，但现在没了
Maybe he did once, but not anymore.
你积压太多怨气了
You have a lot of pent-up aggression.
急需来场酣畅淋漓的性♥爱♥
You really need to get laid soon.
是啊，我知道
Yeah. I know.
好了，我得走了
All right. I gotta go.
我也是
Yeah. Me too.
要聊聊那袋现金吗？
Do you wanna talk about the bag of cash?
不想
Nope.
你有没有盯着某样东西太久...
Do you ever look at something
you've been staring at for so long...
直到某天突然发现
自己早就视而不见了？
but you suddenly realize
you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
你在说什么？
What are we talking about?
我的人生
My life.
靠
Oh, shit.
妈的，巴尼
Fuck, Barney.
我真抱歉
I am so sorry.
那是原型机
That's a prototype.
我真是...