好汉两个半（2003）

Two and a Half Men S01E18

Part 3 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:59 a.m.

Yes,you are!
你怎么没凶!
Okay,l'm sorry.
好吧对不起
Look,you need to understand
你应该明白
That no matter how much l hate my mother,l love my mother,
无论我多讨厌我妈妈我还是爱她的
And l don't want to see her get hurt.
我不想看见她受伤害
So,you got to tell her before she finds out the hard way.
所以你不能等到她在床上发现才告诉她
Or whatever way she finds out.
或者在什么别的地方
But what if she rejects me?
如果她不要我了呢?
Welcome to the rodeo,calamity jane.
欢迎回到西部野姑娘杰恩(1984年西部电影中的女牛仔)
You want to be a real man?
你要是想做个真正的男人
Grab hold of those storebought balls and just tell the truth.
就揣着你买♥♥来的种鼓起勇气告诉她
Yeah,you're right.
是啊你说的对
We still friends?
我们还是朋友吗?
Yeah. sure.
当然了
I'm glad. they're made out of teflon,you know.
太好了知道吗那个是用特氟纶做的
Okay,rule number 2...
好吧第二课
What'd l miss?
我没错过什么吧?
Nothing. l don't think he's told her yet.
没什么我猜他还没说呢
What are you doing here? you finished cleaning hours ago.
你还在这干什么呢?你几个小时前就干完活了
I took a nap in the laundry room so l'd be fresh for the big show.
我在洗衣间打了个盹看好戏要养足精神
Okay,l think he's going for it.
好了他好像要说了
wow,that went surprisingly well. damn.
嗯出奇的顺利啊见鬼
Wait a minute,what's he doing?
等等他干什么呢
There you go.
这就对了
See you tomorrow.
明天见
Okay,we'll make a list.
好啦我们来列张表
The pros and cons of continuing your relationship with bill.
你继续和比尔约会的利和弊
mom? well,he certainly understands women.
妈妈? 嗯他自然是很了解女人的
Okay,that's a pro.
嗯这是利
He used to be a woman.
他以前就是个女人
I'll put con.
这是弊
He slept with charlie when he was a woman.
他是女人的时候跟查理上过床
Pro. no,wait,con. definitely con.
利不等等应该是弊肯定是劣势
he knows what l like in bed. he knows what l like in bed.
他知道怎么样做♥爱♥我最舒服他也知道怎么样我最舒服
We'll call that a wash.
这个算是扯平吧
what's the score? lt's about even.
结果怎么样? 差不多平手
He's gorgeous.
他人长得帅
He can afford beachfront property
他买♥♥得起海滩豪♥宅♥
And he's got a trunk full of fabulous shoes that fit me perfectly.
他有一大箱漂亮的鞋子刚好是我的尺码
Don't wait up,mommy's got a date.
晚上别等我了老娘我去约会了