好汉两个半（2003）

Two and a Half Men S01E07

Part 4 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:58 a.m.

No. No.
不不是
You should be ashamed of yourself.
你该为你的想法感到羞耻
I am. I am.
对我应该
Two women become friends
两个女人成为了朋友
and you jump to the conclusion they're having sex.
你却直接得出结论她们做♥爱♥了
Where do you get that kind of sleazy thinking?
谁让你有这么浅薄肮脏的想法?
The jogger. The one on the left.
左边的那个慢跑者
Real?
是真的吧?
Good eye.
好眼力
With the sports bra that could have gone either way.
带运动胸罩的话胸部有可能会小兔乱跳
Of course,if they do go either way,they're usually fake.
当然如果真的到处乱跳通常都是假的
Jake,honey,
杰克宝贝
get your stuff,we're going home.
收拾好东西我们回家吧
Okay,see you Uncle Charlie.
好吧再见查理叔叔
See you,buddy.
再见老兄
Hey girlfriend.
嘿女朋友
Don’t “girlfriend” me,you shallow piece of crap.
别叫我"女朋友" 你这个浅薄的垃圾
Fake.
假的
Real.
真的
Jake
杰克
Who does she think she's kidding with those things?
她以为能骗得了谁啊?
Jake,I swear,if you don't stop it,I'm taking you home.
杰克我发誓如果你再不停止我就把你带回家
I understand.
我明白