好汉两个半（2003）
Two and a Half Men S01E15
Part 3
Nov. 17, 2020, 11:59 a.m.
All right,I've just got to pick up a few things and then,
我进去拿点东西
I was hoping you could take me to the train station.
然后 希望你们能送我到火车站
the train station? where are you going? i don't know.
火车站? 你去哪 不知道
i will figure something out.
慢慢想吧
If it helps any,you are welcome to stay with us for a couple more days.
你可以再去我们家住几天啊
i couldn't impose. it's no imposition.
不必勉强 不勉强
yeah. we like having you. are you sure?
我们喜欢你住着 真的吗
It's settled. you are staying with us.
说定了 你和我们住一起
Man,how much do I love you guys.
我太爱你们了
I'll be right back.
马上就回来
what a nice girl. yeah.
真是个好女孩 是啊
Of course,we still don't know a damn thing about her.
不过我们还是对她一无所知
True. although that is one big-ass house she lives in.
没错 她居然住这么好的房♥子
Or is robbing.
或者说抢
That would make us the duped getaway drivers.
我们上当做了帮她跑路的傻子
Moron accessories to grand theft.
大盗的白♥痴♥帮凶
That's a major felony.
那可是重罪啊
Yeah. hard time.
去重兵把守的监狱服刑
I can't do hard time,charlie. I have allergies.
我不能去那里 查理 我有过敏
That's going to be your biggest problem.
那是你最大的问题
Watch your head,sweetheart.
当心头 亲爱的
I'm joanie.
我是琼尼
hi. okay. we can go now.
你好 好 我们走吧
Where are we going,mommy?
我们去哪 妈妈
We are going to go to charlie and alan's house,hon.
我们去查理和艾伦的家 宝贝
It's a wonderful place where those awful people will never find us.
一个那些坏家伙永远也找不到我们的好地方
You were right.
你说的没错
We should have taken the volvo.
我们应该开沃尔沃的
Stay tuned for scenes from the nexttwo and a half men.
稍后是"好汉两个半"下集简介
Next on two and a half men.
"好汉两个半"下集简介
Are you guys gay?
你们是同志吗
unfit,how? you know...
怎么不合适? 你知道的
We got to get them out of here.
我们要把她们赶出去
You can take your damn money
你可以把你那该死的钱拿走
And stick it up your "white bread,country club,
然后插到你这个无聊的 去乡村俱乐部的
"tournament of roses,liposuctioned" ass.
参加玫瑰花车大游♥行♥ 做吸脂手术的屁♥股♥里去
I just met your brother's latest stuff.
我碰到了你弟弟最新的女人
why do you assume it's his stuff? what? is it yours?
你为什么说是他的女人 怎么 是你的吗
No,but it's not his,either.
不是 不过也不是他的
Hold on there,pecos bill.
打住 旋风牛仔
No,I like girls. just not into eight-year-olds.
我喜欢女孩子 只是不喜欢8岁的
The bad news is that wasn't my shrink's car.
坏消息是 那不是我心理医生的车
It's been so long since anybody's touched me.
很长时间都没人碰过我了
Come on. don't you want to spoon?
来吧 你不想来个勺式拥抱吗
Coffee?
咖啡?
I'm the extra guy.
我是多余的人
I'm wrapped tighter than an airport sandwich.
我被比飞机场卖♥♥的三明治包得还紧
Here,I'm running late.
给你 我要迟到了
You're going to get laid tonight.
今晚有人陪你上♥床♥了
Why doesn't she just kick me in the balls?
她还不如对着我蛋蛋踢一脚
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