巅峰拍档（2002）

Top Gear S24E06

Part 3 April 25, 2022, 11:27 a.m.

他对我说：“那辆车太完美了。
He said to me, "That car is perfect.
“只要不要开到每小时70英里以上，否则它会出大问题的。”
"Just don't drive it over 70mph or it will go horribly wrong."
我想，“这很公平。”所以我从来没有开过它。
I thought, "That's fair enough." So I never drove it...
然后有一天晚上我来晚了一点，
Then there was one night I was a bit late,
我可能有点超速了。
and I sort of maybe exceeded the speed limit a little bit.
我把车停在我的房♥子外面，
I pulled up outside my house,
我关上门..。
I closed the door...
然后它就起火了。
and it burst into flames.
它真的突然起火了。
It just literally burst into flames.
但你会自己开车去演唱会吗？
But you do drive yourself to gigs?
是啊，因为我有个例子……
Yeah, cos I had this instance...
这就是为什么我认为开车很重要的原因之一。
This is one of the reasons why I thought it was important to drive.
我在一个火车站，所有的火车都晚点了。
I was at a train station and all the trains were delayed.
有一个替代的公共汽车服务。
There was a replacement bus service.
这位老妇人在那里..。
This old woman was there...
那是一位非常奇怪的老太太。她穿着凉鞋。
It was a weird, strange old lady. She was wearing sandals.
她有长长的爪子状的指甲，
She had long, claw-like nails,
这应该会给我敲响警钟。
which should have, sort of, rung alarm bells for me.
她说：“你要去哪里？”
She said, "Where are you going?"
我说的是“狼队”，或者别的什么地方。
I said, "Wolverhampton", or somewhere.
她说：“我开车送你去，反正我也要去那里。”
She went, "I'll drive you. I'm going there anyway."
这个女人让我上了她的车，然后她..。
This woman got me in her car and she...
我们开车去了..。
We drove to...
我们开始开车，然后她说...
We started driving, and then she said...
你知道的，聊天之类的。
You know, chatting away and all the rest of it.
她说：“我想让你见见我的女儿。”
She went, "I want you to meet my daughter."
她说：“过来，让她振作起来。”
She said, "Come and cheer her up."
所以，基本上，她绑♥架♥了我，然后开车送我去了一所房♥子。
So, basically, she kidnapped me and drove me to a house.
然后是她的女儿，她的眼睛有点昏昏欲睡，
Then her daughter, who was sort of bleary eyed,
她把她从床上拖起来，然后走了，
she dragged her out of bed and she went,
“去吧，让她振作起来。”
"Go on. Cheer her up."
所以我现在..。
So I was now...
“否则你会被抓到爪子。”
"Or you'll get the claw."
“我要把你的喉咙挖出来。”
"I'll rip your gizzards out."
所以我当时就在这所房♥子里，就在这...
So I was then just in this house, just in this...
我要说，“不，不，我真的必须...
I'm going, "No, no, I really have to...
“我得去我要去的地方。”
"I have to get to where I'm going."
她说：“不，不，继续。”
She went, "No, no, go on."
女儿不希望这一切发生，
The daughter didn't want this to be happening,
我不希望这件事发生。这一切都太可怕了。
I didn't want it to be happening. It was all horrible.
我说：“我再也坐不上火车了。”
I went, "I will never get the train again."
因为事情就是这样-搭上火车，
Cos that's what happens - get the train,
你最终会和一个有爪子的女人待在别人的房♥子里。
you'll end up in someone's house with a woman with claws.
你回来过吗？
Have you been back to visit?
是啊，我们订婚了。
Yeah, we're engaged to be married.
她是我见过的最敏感的情人。
She was most sensitive lover I've ever had.
不是女儿，是那个老妇人。当然了。
Not the daughter, the old woman. Of course.
我把衣服脱了。我甚至不需要脱下自己的袜子。
I took my clothes off. I didn't even have to take my own socks off.
她去了..。
She went...
-好的，好的，好的-这太可怕了.
- OK, all right, all right. - This is horrible.
让我们开始谈正事吧。
Let's get down to business.
你以前曾攻克过Top Gear赛道
You've tackled the Top Gear track before
-在著名的起亚酒店，对吗？-是的，我去过.
- in the famous KIA Cee'd, right? - Yes, I have.
你很快，真的很快。就像第五快，对吧？
You were quick, real quick. Like the fifth fastest, right?
是啊，是啊。
Yeah, yeah.
最重要的是我打败了汤姆·克鲁斯，因为我...
The most important thing is I beat Tom Cruise, because I...
并不是说从那天起我就变得令人难以忍♥受了，
Not that I've become utterly insufferable since that day,
但我要说的是，我至少每天一次提到这一点。
but I mention that, I would say, at least once a day.
他在雷霆的日子里，
He was in Days Of Thunder,
我的妻子..。现在已经到了-
and my wife... It's got to the point now where -
自从我上次上节目以来-
since the last time I was on the show -
我们真的坐在那里，
we're literally sat there,
如果汤姆·克鲁斯的电影有新的广♥告♥上映……
if there's a new advert for a Tom Cruise film comes on...
它会说，“汤姆·克鲁斯……”我去，她去，“我知道。”
It will go, "Tom Cruise..." I'll go, and she'll go, "I know."
我有时会对完全陌生的人说：“我打败了汤姆·克鲁斯。”
I will sometimes say to complete strangers, "I beat Tom Cruise."
是的，你做到了。你当然这么做了。
Yes, well, yes, you did. You certainly did.
很多人打败了汤姆·克鲁斯。
A lot of people beat Tom Cruise.
好的，但现在我们有了更具挑战性的GT86。
All right, but now we've got the more challenging GT86.
那是一辆像样的跑车。
That's a proper sports car.
它是怎么去那里的？你和克里斯的训练进行得怎么样？
How did it go there? How did your training with Chris go?
那是..。你猜怎么着？太不可思议了。这真是太有趣了。
It was... You know what? It was incredible. It was such good fun.
这真是太有趣了。
It was great fun.
但那辆旧车就是，“来吧。”
But that old car was just, "Come on."
这东西，它有，就像..。
This thing, it's got, like...
它会四处移♥动♥，而且它相当..。嗯。
It moves around and it's quite... Yeah.
是啊，太好了。克里斯，你觉得怎么样？
Yeah, great. Chris, what do you think?
他说的话。
What he said.
这很有趣。训练很有趣。
It was interesting. The training was interesting.
但我在那里看到了一股才华。让我们看看发生了什么。
But I saw a kernel of talent in there. Let's see what happened.
好的，我们来看看。
All right, let's take a look.
在我们开始之前，我要说的是，
Before we start, all I'm going to say,
这是我们所有系列赛中最好的条件。
these are the best conditions we've had all series.
我们是开车还是去野餐？
Are we driving or going for a picnic?
好吧，我们会查出来的。我们走吧。赶快。
Well, we will find out. Let's go. Come on.
只需记住，慢速弯道
Just remember that the slow-speed corners
给你一个更好的机会来弥补时间。
give you a better chance to make time up.
使劲刹车。使劲刹车。请给我二挡。
Braking hard. Brake hard. Second gear, please.
第二档。我们要绕到右边去。
Second gear. We're going round to the right.
你得到了第四名，你已经晋级了。
You've got fourth, you've got forth.
哔的一声。
BLEEP.
这是白线。
There's the white lines.
那就走那条路。
That way, then.
向左转。请给我二挡。第二档。
Round to the left. Second gear, please. Second gear.
向右转，向右转。
Round to the right, round to the right.
向右转。第二档。你又是第四名了。第二。
Round to the right. Second gear. You're in fourth again. Second.
哦，公鸡。
Oh, cock.
它就在那里的某个地方。它就在那里。
It's in there somewhere. It's in there.
-第三个？-第三个，从左到左，到左
- Third? - Third, over to left, over to the left.
-别担心，别惊慌。-我没有惊慌.
- Don't worry, don't panic. - I'm not panicking.
请给我一点三挡，一点三挡。
A bit of third gear, a bit of third gear, please.
这可能会很有趣。
This could be interesting.
刹车，刹车，刹车。
Brake, brake, brake.
刹车那么使劲？
Brake that hard?
或者不是很难。
Or not quite as hard.
克里斯笑了
CHRIS LAUGHS
-刚刚扔了一车油，不是吗？-很好.
- Just thrown a load of fuel there, hasn't it? - That's fine.
当你被绑在一个金属盒子里时，
When you're strapped into a metal box,
就在你周围闻到燃料的味道真好。
it's nice to smell fuel just all around you.
这很好。这一切都是刺♥激♥的一部分。
It's fine. It's all part of the thrill.
给它加点油。越界了。
Give it some gas. Over the line.
我们没有死。
We didn't die.
欢呼声和掌声
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
有那么一刻..。
There was a moment there...
我们旋转，我们倒♥退♥了很长一段时间。每小时70英里。
We spin and we were going backwards for quite a long time. 70pmh.
太棒了！
It was brilliant!
事情是这样的，
This is the thing,
它不像一辆摩托车，如果你从一辆摩托车上下来
it's not like a motorbike where if you come off a motorbike
你真的伤到自己了，
you really hurt yourself,
而这个，你知道的，
whereas this, you know,
那只是一股汽油味和另一个男人的大便。
it's just a smell of petrol and another man's poo.
好了，接下来我们来谈谈古巴。
OK, time to talk about Cuba.
当你听到这个名字时，你知道脑海中浮现的是什么-
When you hear that name, you know what springs to mind -
所有那些令人难以置信的美国老爷车。
all those incredible old American cars.
那些自卡斯特罗和共♥产♥主义上台以来一直存在的
The ones that have kept going since Castro and communism took over
早在50年代。
back in the '50s.
但在过去的几年里，
But over the past few years,
古巴一直在向西方开放。
Cuba has been opening up to the West.
这意味着那些标志性的汽车的日子可能屈指可数了。
That means the days of those iconic cars could be numbered.
因此，在每个Ł5,000的预算下，
So, with a budget of Ł5,000 each,
克里斯和我买♥♥了几辆旧跑车，
Chris and I bought a couple of old sports cars,