巅峰拍档（2002）

Top Gear S24E01

Part 4 May 28, 2021, 12:27 p.m.

-Oh! -That's not Italian.
完全不是意大利车
That's not Italian at all.
一辆沃尔沃
A Volvo?
沃尔沃V70
The Volvo V70.
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想要可靠性就要找瑞典你懂的
You want reliability, you go to Sweden, gentlemen. You know that.
这车崭新如初
She's a minter.
我不想装逼但是在北极圈里
I don't want to patronise you, but you know that in the Arctic Circle
有一辆可靠的车那就是生与死的差别
a reliable car is the difference between life and death.
但你演的不是家庭主妇这是关键
But you're not playing a housewife in this film. That's the thing.
我知道这辆车不会让人心跳加速
Look, I know, it's not going to set any pulses racing,
但这一代的V70真的非常非常坚固
but V70s in this generation are very, very strong.
手动变速箱能提供一些乐趣这儿还有个按钮
Manual gearbox for a bit of fun, and there's a button in there
用来控制座椅加热
that's for heated seat,
我猜你们的车上都没有这功能
and I wonder whether either of you two have that function.
给我们看看你的车吧马特
Shall we see your car, Matt?
这车真是太悲哀了
That's really sad, mate.
忘记瑞典吧
Forget Sweden.
你想要可靠性吗
You want reliability?
他搞了个这车
He's got it!
-好的就是它了 -他搞了一辆大奔
-Right, here we go. -He's got a Merc.
他觉得他买♥♥到了最可靠的品牌
Now, he thinks he's just bought into the ultimate brand of reliability,
-但他还是太年轻了 -来吧
-but little does he know. -Come on now.
-怎么样 -自我阐述一下
-Huh? -Explain yourself.
梅赛德斯·奔驰一种象征
Mercedes, the symbol,
它是品质的典范不是吗
the quintessential symbol of quality, right?
你去世界上的任何地方
You go anywhere in the world,
都能看见奔驰E级呼啸而过
you see these E-Classes just rattling along,
不断地计着里程可靠可靠各种可靠
clicking off the miles, reliability, reliability, reliability.
你知道这个颜色代表着什么吗
Do you understand the significance of the colour?
就是一种米黄色有点像老奶奶客厅的颜色
It's like a beige, kind of like a granny's living room colour.
-你知道为什么是这颜色的吗 -我不知道
-You know why it's that colour? -I don't know.
这是辆出租车一辆德国出租车
That was a taxi cab, that was a German taxi cab,
-可能是柏林地区的 -什么
-probably from the Berlin area. -What?
所以这车的遭遇不能更惨了
So that's had the hardest life imaginable.
马特正妥协于他的新出租车
While Matt came to terms with his new taxi...
-但至少还是辆E级 -我去提了... 我的那辆
-But it's still an E-Class. -..I went to fetch...mine.
BGM: London Calling by the Clash
我的天
Oh my God.
你想什么呢
What were you thinking?
我无言以对了
I don't know what to say.
你看你想要可靠性吗
Look, you want to talk reliability?
肯定得算上这辆车好吧
This has got to be in the conversation, OK?
伦敦出租车绝对是防弹级别
London taxi, utterly bombproof.
等世界末日来了只会剩下蟑螂还有伦敦出租车
Come the apocalypse, there will only be cockroaches and London cabs.
我不知道该怎么说罗瑞
I don't know where to begin, Rory.
首先
Look, first of all,
这些车是被设计成用来短途行驶的
these vehicles are designed to cover very short distances.
可能一次只能开六七十公里
Maybe 40, 50 miles at a stretch.
再远的话简直就是地狱
Beyond that, they are purgatory.
我不下地狱谁下地狱
Well, that's neither here nor there.
况且人们来伦敦参观就是来看黑色出租车的
Also, people visit London to come and see the London black cab.
才不是
No, they don't.
他们坐进这破烂玩意儿里是要去看别的东西的
They get in that piece of crap to go see something else.
跟我说说这车最棒的一点
Tell me the best thing about this car.
最棒的一点就是转弯半径仅为7.62米
The best thing about this car, turning circle, 7.62 metres.
我能绕着你们的车转圈
I can run rings around your cars.
好的吧
Right.
但他还没来得及演示有个男人开着一辆老拉达出现了
But before he could get in and show us, a man appeared in an old Lada.
-欢迎你们 -谢谢
-Welcome. -Thank you.
车轮的轴承都没了
Wheel bearing's gone.
"你们和你们的高里程数车将要"
"You and your high-milers will now undertake"
"穿越哈萨克斯坦接受一系列的可靠性挑战"
"a series of reliability challenges as you cross Kazakhstan"
"一直到拜科努尔航♥天♥发射场"
"to the Baikonur Cosmodrome,"
"那里是前苏联的航♥天♥基地"
"which is home to the Soviet Union's space programme."
"两天后将发射一颗火箭请务必到场"
"There's a rocket launch in two days. Be there."
-我们要去看火箭发射吗 -不不不
-We're going to a rocket launch? -No, no, no.
我们之中谁的车能坚持到火箭发射
Those of us that have a car that's going to make it to a rocket launch
就能看到火箭发射
are going to a rocket launch.
你们两个等着在草原上遇难吧
You two are going to die on the Steppe.
你这是何必呢
Why do you have to be like that?
是的我们前方是一片大草原
Yes, ahead of us lay the Steppe,
由恶劣的地形和极端的气温构成的巨大的沙漠
a vast desert of unforgiving terrain and extreme temperatures,
对高里程车的可靠性无疑是个考验
certain to test our high-miler's reliability.
旅途一直延伸到拜科努尔航♥天♥发射场
The journey would lead us to the Baikonur Cosmodrome,
世界上最大历史最久的航♥天♥发射设施
the world's largest, oldest space launch facility.
也是俄♥罗♥斯♥的宇航项目中心
And the home of the Russian space programme.
伴侣号♥ 尤里·加加林
Sputnik, Yuri Gagarin,
Sputnik: 前苏联发射的人类第一颗人造卫星"伴侣号♥"
Yuri Gagarin: 尤里·加加林世界第一位宇航员
甚至国际空间站的第一块零件
even the first piece of the International Space Station,
都是从这个3000平方英里的
all were launched from this 3,000 square mile
俄♥罗♥斯♥控制的设施里发射的
Russian-controlled facility...
但只有两天的时间赶路
..but with only two days to get there,
我们有很多路要走
we had a lot of ground to cover.
我在想如果你看到一辆车有16万公里的里程
I was just thinking, you see a car with 100,000 miles on it,
你肯定会想是时候换辆新车了这车快报废了
you think, right, time to get a new one, that's pretty much worn out.
我们可不是这么做的我们专门找了
That's not what we've done, we've gone for cars
里程数超过80万公里的车而且我的车运转得很好
that have 500,000 miles on them, and mine runs fine.
-你的车怎么样 -我的出租车不减当年
-How does yours run? -My cab hasn't aged a bit.
你说啥你的车是一坨翔
What did you say? It was a piece of shit?
你说啥你的车是一坨哔
What did you say? It was a piece of BLEEP?
这辆出租车有点毛病
This taxi is a bit of a shed.
我刚刚发现车里的暖气不能用
I've just discovered that my heating doesn't work
这很糟糕因为在哈萨克斯坦
and that's a bad thing, because in Kazakhstan
现在外面是零下12度
it's currently minus 12 degrees outside.
给我的第一印象它非常了不起
First impressions, very impressive.
没有什么震动或者异响非常厉害
Doesn't really rattle or shake, it's remarkable.