早间新闻

The Morning Show S04E04

Part 3 Oct. 10, 2025, 6:51 p.m.

And I'll be even better when we get this deal signed.
跟我说说
Tell me...
你的愿景吧
your vision.
要我给你把电影演一遍
You want me to act out my movie for you?
我不是说你的电影
Not your movie.
UBN
UBN.
如果你当老总你会怎么做
What would you do if you were in the chair again?
首先你得解决并购后的公众认知问题
First, you gotta fix the public perception problem around the merger.
已经快两年了人们还在说"UBA"而不是"UBN"
It's been almost two years and people still say "UBA" and not "UBN."
而且斯黛拉曝光太少
And Stella doesn't do enough press,
所以人们觉得她坐在那个位置只是因为多元化招聘
so people think she's in the chair as a diversity hire,
是个DEI姿态
a DEI gesture,
认为她胜任不了但事实并非如此
who can't really cut it, and that is not the case.
整个AI风潮呢
This whole AI thing...
大多数人根本不懂到底什么是AI
Most people, they don't understand what the fuck AI really is.
懂的人则觉得它很可怕
The ones that do think it's creepy.
UBN需要专注搞体育直播和大制♥作♥电影
UBN, it needs to focus on live sports and big movies.
那是你们唯一能为真正的新闻报道买♥♥单的方式
That is the only way that you are gonna pay for real reporting.
如果你对那种东西感兴趣的话
If you're into that kinda thing.
你们还有一个电影部门但它基本上已经摇摇欲坠了
You know, you have a film division, but it's basically on life support.
你需要奖项来吸引更多更大的明星
You need awards to attract more and bigger talent.
诺兰赞达亚这样的人一座奥斯卡或者至少来个金球奖
The Nolans, the Zendayas, an Oscar or at least a Golden fucking Globe.
所以斯黛拉才会从我这里买♥♥下这个项目
Hence the project that Stella is buying from me.
说实话席琳我还有三部电影的点子呢
And frankly, Celine, I got three more where that came from.
你给我钱我就给你建一个电影制片厂
You give me the money and I will build you a film studio,
一个能孵化出十亿美元级《芭比》大♥片♥的孵化器
an incubator for billion dollar Barbie blockbusters.
还有一些文艺片这样迈尔斯就能在哥谭奖上混圈子
And, you know, arty shit, so Miles can network at the Gotham Awards.
我忘了你有多爱说话
I forgot how much you talk.
大家都喜欢我的声音席琳
People like my voice, Celine.
有能力令人安心
Competence is soothing.
嗨他们现在可以见你了太好了
Hi. They're ready for you now. Great.
开始画红线吧
Bring on the redlining.
跟他们说他马上就过去
Tell them he'll be there in a minute.
着什么急呢
What's the rush?
我带你看看我们改造后的办公室
Let me show you what we've done with this place.
好啊
Great.
我就喜欢让律师等我
I like making lawyers wait.
我们会让他的妈妈待命就等爱莉安娜说"愿意"
We're gonna have his mom on standby, as soon as Ariana says yes.
他完全不知情准备好他可能会哭
He has no idea so be prepared for him to start crying.
会不会像他和巴瑞曼尼洛唱《Copacabana》那次
Is this gonna be like when he sang "Copacabana" with Barry Manilow?
可能没那么严重
Probably not that bad.
有人看到杨科了吗
Does anyone have eyes on Yanko?
（奇普布莱克来电）
抱歉
Sorry.
嘿我不方便说话我在主播台上呢
Hey, I can't talk. I'm at the Teacup.
我在你的更衣室什么
I'm in your dressing room. What?
我能离开一下吗
Can I just have two minutes?
杨科可以自己播残奥会这段
Yanko can do this Paralympics segment without me.
你去哪我很快回来
Where are you going? I'll be right back.
我们管的人到处乱跑啊
We're herding cats on crack.
什么情况布莱德莉
What? What? Bradley.
我们不是要开播了吗
Aren't we on in, like, now?
奇普搞什么布莱德莉
Chip, what the fuck? Bradley,
我查了沃夫河的那个律师你一定不信
I looked up the lawyer from Wolf River, and you're not gonna believe this shit.
2019年《雄鹰新闻》曾连发了一系列关于他的负面报道
In 2019, Eagle News ran a series of negative stories about him--
好等等说慢点抱歉
Okay, wait. Slow down. Sorry.
律师是个叫肯尼思斯托克顿的家伙好吗
The lawyer, it's a guy named Kenneth Stockton, okay?
鹰台对他的公♥司♥做了一系列报道
Eagle ran a bunch of stories about his firm.
他们说癌症谷不是真的
They said Cancer Valley wasn't real.
斯托克顿的案子都是诈骗
Stockton's cases, they were a bunch of hoaxes.
他们说他只是想靠
They said he was just trying to get rich
敲诈那家化工公♥司♥来发财
gouging the chemical company, right?
等等谁告诉你的是他本人
Wait, did... Who told you this? Did he tell you this?
布莱德莉他死了
Bradley, he's dead.
等等什么他自杀了
Wait, what? He committed suicide.
天啊
Oh, my God.
他死后报道就停止了
And after he died, the stories fucking stopped.
（律师之死被判定为自杀）
不再有集体诉讼什么都没了
No more class action lawsuit. Nothing.
就像沃夫河
It was like Wolf River...
都消失了仿佛从未存在
it went away, like it never existed.
好我们得查清楚是谁
Yeah, we have to find out
把有关斯托克顿的黑料透露给鹰台的
who gave the dirt to Eagle on Stockton.
是谁给他抹黑
Whoever smeared him.
把这个拿走别放走廊上不能让爱莉安娜看见
Get this out of the hallway. We don't want Ariana to see it.
嗨你好吗
Hey. How are you doing?
一切可好
Everything going good so far?
什么你猜我刚刚遇到谁了
What? Well, guess who I just ran into.
谁
Who?
我嗨
I- Hi.
艾丽克丝嗨嗨
Alex, hi. Hey.
你怎么来了
What are you doing here?
我们在追一篇报道
We're working on a story.
一起追吗是
Together? Yeah.
多久了
For how long?
从我来时起
Since I got here.
所以就是一直在追
So, the entire time?
你不觉得该跟我说说吗
And you didn't think you should mention that to me?
五千名残奥会运动员
5,000 Paralympians
和官员将游♥行♥经过协和广场
and officials will parade through Place de la Concorde
以及香榭丽舍布丽
and Champs-Élysées... Bree?
如果布莱德莉60秒后还不会主播台
If Bradley's not parked in the Teacup in the next 60 seconds,
我就告诉财务你一直在用公♥司♥信♥用♥卡♥买♥♥早午餐
I'm telling accounting you've been putting brunch on the P card.
这些比赛将对所有人无障碍开放
...and the games will be universally accessible...
2024不仅仅是辉煌的一年
2024 isn't just a banner year for...
布莱德莉 60秒
Bradley, 60 seconds.
听着艾丽克丝我很抱歉稍后跟你解释
Listen, Alex, I'm sorry. I'll explain it all later.
是重要的报道吗
What is this all-important story?
是UBA电视网掩盖的事
It's something UBA covered up.
我们都在职期间他们把此事封♥杀♥了
They killed it when we were both here.
就在我们眼皮底下
Right under our noses.
封♥杀♥了什么
Killed what?
哎呀呀这不是布莱德莉杰克森嘛
Well, well, well, if it isn't Bradley Jackson.
害得我的发型师几乎约都约不上的人
Reason my colorist is damn near impossible to book.
你想怎样都不寒暄几句
What do you want? What, no small talk?
寒暄什么我们是朋友吗艾什莉准备好了
Why? Are we friends? Ashley, we're ready.
好我只有30秒
Okay, I have 30 seconds.
在2019年你们播出过
I-In 2019, y'all ran some stories
一些关于俄亥俄州沃夫河的一名环境律师的报道
about an environmental lawyer out of Wolf River, Ohio.
他叫肯尼思斯托克顿
His name was Kenneth Stockton.
我只需要消息来源
I just need the source.
肯尼思斯托克顿
Kenneth Stockton?
这名字我有印象但我得问问
Name rings a bell, but I'd have to ask around.
请帮我问问好吗等等我有什么好处
Can you do that please? Hold on, what do I get?
UBN门口那件事
That incident outside UBN.
警笛大作乱做一团我要内♥幕♥消息
Sirens. Mayhem. I want the scoop.
我当时不在场我帮不了你
I wasn't there. I can't help you.
那就上我的节目跟你那个爱国的弟弟视频连线
Then come on my show and bring your patriot brother on Zoom.
你知道我不可能那么干的
You know I'm never gonna do that.
好吧那看来你也不是真需要我帮忙
All right, then I guess you don't really need my help.
莎拉
Sarah!
十秒该死
Ten seconds. Fuck.
这都是你的私人藏品
This is all from your private collection?
本来都在仓库里吃灰
They were gathering dust in the warehouse.
天啊
Oh, wow.
席琳这个作品价值连城啊
Celine, you could bail out a bank with this one.
要是能给斯黛拉的AI部门买♥♥单就好了
If only it could pay for Stella's AI.
每个首席执行官都会追逐难以实现的目标
Every CEO chases their white whale.
斯黛拉追AI 我当时追UBA+
Stella's got AI. I had UBA+.
你追的不是UBA+ 而是布莱德莉杰克森
Your white whale wasn't UBA+, it was Bradley Jackson.
是吗
That right?
她并不适合你