欢乐一家亲（1993）
Frasier S10E16
Part 2
March 30, 2022, 11 a.m.
Two bouncy tires and a... taut chain.
骑起来肯定爽
That's good ridin'.
你从哪儿学到的 简直太棒了
Where did you learn all that? That was really good.
自信心问题 Niles
Just a matter of confidence, Niles.
都是自信心的问题 他说
All a matter of confidence, he says.
是啊 大概两个都不会骑自行车的人
Yes, well perhaps two people who don't know how to ride bikes
就不应该教对方骑车
shouldn't try to teach each other.
一个好老师不会向他的学生大吼大叫
A good teacher doesn't yell at his student.
一个好老师也不会向他的学生丢棍子
Nor does a good teacher throw a stick at his student!
我以为那样能让你更努力
I thought it would make you try harder.
你一定会成为一个极品爸爸
Oh, you're going to make a hell of a dad!
好了 我们怎么办 - 别恐慌
Oh, what are we going to do? - Let's not panic.
比赛前我们还有两天
We still have two days before the Bike-A-Thon.
图书馆肯定有好多关于这个问题的书
Surely the library has shelves devoted to this topic.
我没时间找书
I don't have time for that!
Daphne想要明天下午去骑车
Daphne wants to go biking tomorrow afternoon.
那么你就去告诉她
Well, then you're just going to have to tell her
你不会骑车
that you don't know how to ride.
不行 已经太晚了
I can't! It's too late!
如果我要那么做的话
If I was going to do that,
我应该在自行车店就说出来的
I should have done it at the bike store.
但是不可能 都是你 是你说我们可以教会彼此的
But NOOO! You, YOU said we could teach ourselves!
你说我们一样聪明 - Niles
You said no one would be the wiser! - Niles...
"两个弹性轮胎和一根很紧的链条" 你说的
"Two bouncy tires and a taut chain," You said!
Niles
Niles...
现在呢 我的轮辐弯了 我的裤子被卡住了
And now look! My spokes are bent, my pants are stuck,
前灯上还有血 到处都是血
...and there's blood on the headlight, and blood everywhere...
Niles 那不是你的错
Niles, that wasn't your fault.
那个慢跑的应该穿反光背心的
That jogger should have been wearing a reflective vest.
快来 来坐下 我给你倒一杯雪莉酒
Come on. Come and sit down. I'm going to get you a nice sherry.
嗨 Frasier - 哦 你好 Roz
Hi, Frasier. - Oh, hi Roz.
欢迎加入我和Niles - 哦 不了
You're welcome to join me and Niles. - Oh, I can't.
我正要去见Alice和她保姆
I'm on my way to meet Alice and her sitter.
Alice想为周六的比赛练习一下骑车
Alice wants to practice riding her bicycle for Saturday.
真的吗
Really?
嗯 她很喜欢骑车 我是说
Mm-hm, she loves it. I mean,
她骑了一天车就让我把辅助轮拿掉了
she had that bike one day before she made me take her training wheels off.
跟我说说
Tell me,
她有没有觉得她的脚被冻在踏板上过
does she ever find that she feels as though her feet are frozen to the pedals?
被困在一种向前和向后的混乱而没有节奏的搏斗中
Stuck in a confused, arrhythmic battle between forward and reverse,
直到最后哪儿都去不了
until finally, with no locomotive momentum whatsoever,
像被砍倒的树一样翻倒了
she keels over like a felled tree?
我觉得没有
I don't think so.
那好吧 因为
Well good, good. Because...
对一些孩子来说 那真的发生过
that's a real thing that happens to some kids.
嘿 Frasier - 你好 Daphne Moon太太
Hey, Frasier. - Oh, hello Daphne, Mrs. Moon.
有人偷了我们的新自行车
Someone stole our new bikes.
天哪 你确定
My God, are you sure?
帮我续个杯 那太糟了
Can I get a refill? That's terrible.
你懂的 这简直不可思议 Niles 那些售货员不是说
You know, that's curious. Niles, didn't that salesman say
没有东西能弄断那些钛金锁吗 - 没错
that nothing could break those titanium locks? - You're right.
我肯定没锁好 我真蠢
I must not have locked them properly. Foolish Niles.
话说 我在储藏室里看见了两辆自行车
You know, I spotted a couple of bikes in the storage room,
就在锅炉后面
behind the furnace.
说不定你们可以借过来 - 我不这么觉得
Perhaps you could borrow those. - No, I don't think so.
这起盗窃已经破坏我对自行车的兴致了
The theft has soured me on the whole bike experience.
话说你到底在锅炉后面干什么
And what were you doing behind the furnace anyway?
喝一杯
Drinking.
你好啊 Daphne Niles Frasier - 你好 Martin
Hello Daphne, Niles, Frasier. - Hello, Martin.
你们三个人在做什么
How are the three of you doin'?
不介意我加入吧 - 当然不
Mind if I join you? - Sure.
你还在生我的气 是吧
Oh, you're not still angry at me, are you?
请来一杯咖啡
Coffee, please.
你好 - 你好 Roz - 哇 大家都在啊
Hi. - Hey, Roz. -Wow, everybody's here today.
来坐吧 我很高兴有位女士坐在我身边
Yeah, grab a seat, I'd love to have a lady sit next to me.
谢谢 但是不行 我正要去公园
Thanks, I can't. I'm on my way to the park.
我刚接到保姆的电♥话♥ Alice表演了后轮支撑车技
I just got a call from the babysitter. Alice did a wheelie!
一会儿见 - 太棒了 Roz 再见
Well, I'll see you guys later. - That's great, Roz. Bye-bye.
有人还真是在炫耀啊
Well, someone's raising a real little showoff.
没事儿 又不是所有人都天生会骑车
Now, now, not everyone was meant to ride a bike.
什么意思
What's that mean?
我只是在说我的儿子们比较擅长其他事情
Well, I'm just saying my boys are good at other things.
室内活动
Indoor things.
不是吧
Oh, no.
你是说 - 没错 Daphne
You don't mean... - Yes, Daphne.
Frasier不会骑自行车
Frasier doesn't know how to ride a bike.
你也不会啊 - Frasier
Well, neither do you! - Frasier!
她迟早会发现的
Well, she was bound to find out!
我们从没学会过 - 我试着教过他们
We never learned. - I tried teachin' 'em,
但是我带他们去医院太多次了
but I had to take them to the hospital so many times,
以至于社工开始怀疑我虐待儿童了
social services started sniffin' around.
这么些年了 这一直是我们无法言说的耻辱
All these years, it's been our secret shame.
是的
Yes.
说真话也不是那么容易
And it hasn't been easy concealing it, either.
大家总是轻轻松松地比喻
People are always saying in conversation:
"就像骑车那么简单"
"It's just like riding a bike."
我能微笑 点头
I can smile, and nod.
但我只能从理论上理解它
But I only understand it in theory.
昨天晚上我们打算自学
We tried to teach ourselves last night.
你能想象一个更悲伤的场景吗 两个成年人
Oh, can you imagine a sadder tableaux: two grown men
努力想控制一个小孩的玩具 还一败涂地
trying to gain mastery over a child's toy and failing miserably.
更可悲的是 一个成年人
Even more pathetic: a grown man
伪造了他和他妻子的自行车失窃案
faking the theft of his and his wife's bicycles.
我都觉得自己恶心
I disgust myself.
我很抱歉 Daphne - Niles 你不用道歉
I'm so sorry, Daphne. - Niles, you've no need to apologize.
很多人不会骑车的 - 真的吗 - 假的
Lots of people don't know how to ride. - Really? - No.
没关系
It doesn't matter.
我可以去停车场教你 我可以教你们两个
I can take you to the park and teach you. I'll teach you both.
真的吗 Daphne - 真的 - Daphne 我太爱你了
Really, Daphne? - Yes. - Daphne, I adore you.
不 说真的 还有谁不会骑车
No, seriously. Who?
谢谢你 Daphne
Thank you, Daphne.
但是我觉得我的自行车可能被撞得不能骑了
You know, I'm afraid my bike may be too damaged to ride.
那我们就问楼里的人借一辆吧
So we'll borrow one from someone in the building.
我向你保证 你们两个都能学会骑车的
I promise you, you two are going to learn how to ride bikes.
你是一个好妻子 Daphne
You're a good wife, Daphne.
我打赌你妈还活着的时候
And I'll bet you were a good daughter
你也是一个好女儿
when your mother was alive.
头盔 - 完好
Helmet. - Check.
护膝 - 完好
Pads. - Check.
护档(水杯) - 完好
Cup. - Check.
好的 记住把眼睛睁开然后快速踩动踏板
All right. Now remember: keep your eyes open and pedal quickly.
我只是想知道你们的水平怎么样
I just want to get an idea of your individual skill levels.
好了 准备好了吗 出发
All right, everyone ready? And...go!
很好 开始得不错
Okay, good start.
我们再试一次 只不过这次你们分开一些
Now, let's try again, but this time further apart.
好的 我觉得这次一定能行
Okay. I think this is going to be all right.
是的 这没那么糟糕
Yes, this isn't so bad.
预备 出发
All right. And...go!
非常好
Yes, very good.
都怪那棵该死的树 它像有磁力一样把我吸过去
It's that damned sycamore! It's got a magnetic hold on me.
那是因为你一直在注意它
That's because you keep focusing on it.
无论如何 别去想它
Whatever you do, put it out of your mind.
你越想它 情况就越糟 - 你就是一片云
The more you think about it, the worse it gets. - You're a cloud,
在晴朗的蓝天中笔直飘过
scudding across a clear blue sky.
我就是一片云
I'm a cloud.
我就是一片云 我在飞
I AM a cloud! I'm flying!
看哪 我在骑车
Look, I'm riding a bike.
我听见了 我来了
I heard ya. I'm comin'.
你好
Hello.
天哪
Oh, geez!
真抱歉 我还生着气呢 为此我并不自豪
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