美式主妇

American Housewife S02E11

Part 3 Dec. 10, 2019, 2:24 p.m.

Where are they?
我全吃了把盒子扔了
I ate them and threw away the boxes
因为我觉得很丢人
because I was ashamed of myself.
感谢你让我自我感觉这么差
Thanks for making me feel worse!
你去了图书馆借了书
You went to the library, you checked out this book,
放在我们女儿的枕头下
and you put it under our daughter's pillow.
所以大家都不想和你玩"线索"游戏
This is why nobody wants to play "Clue" With you anymore.
你喜欢趾高气扬地指控别人
You get all high and mighty with the accusations.
我去开
I have to get that.
谈话还没结束
This conversation isn't over!
奥图太太
Hey, Mrs. Otto!
抱歉打扰这是我拿给泰勒的
Sorry to disturb you, but I brought this over for Taylor.
这是我的著名鸡汤
It's my famous chicken soup.
秘密配方是友谊
The secret ingredient -- friendship.
谢谢你艾伦但我以为泰勒和你在一起
Um, thanks, Ellen, but I thought Taylor was with you.
她取消了她说她病得太重没法一起玩
Oh, she canceled. She said she was too sick to hang out.
慢着她不在吗
Wait. Is she not here?
不在
No.
她的定位系统表明她在你家
Her GPS says she's at your house.
-格雷格 -发短♥信♥给她
- Greg? - Text her.
怎么样
"How are things going?"
很好在艾伦家
"Great. At Ellen's.
刚拼出了"脚趾" 双字母4分
Just spelled 'toe' on a double-letter score. 4 points!"
真奇怪她没在我家
That's weird. She wasn't at my house.
而且她很少拼两个字母以上的单词
And she rarely uses words that exceed two letters.
我相信肯定有原因
I'm sure there's an explanation.
我们去弄清楚时你照看下
Do you mind looking after Oliver and Anna-Kat
奥利弗和安娜凯特好吗
while we figure this out?
没问题奥图太太你不介意
Sure, Mr. Otto, but do you mind
我做点卫生不乱想事情吧
if I do some light cleaning to take my mind off things?
艾伦你不必这样做
Oh, Ellen, you don't have to do that.
打开电视放松一下
Turn on the TV and relax.
我的天
Oh, my God.
定位说她就在艾伦家的后院
The GPS says she's right here in Ellen's backyard!
-游戏屋里吗 -我打赌她和男生在一起
- In the playhouse? - I bet she's in there with a boy.
祈祷只是爱抚一下
Finger's crossed it's just heavy petting.
你居然祈祷这样
You're crossing your fingers for that?
快进去吧
Oh, let's just get in there.
晚上好奥图先生和太太
Buenas noches, Mr. And Mrs. Otto!
你们在这里做什么
What in hell are you guys doing in here?!
-泰勒在哪里 -我可以解释
- Where's Taylor?! - I can explain everything.
小生意
Small businesses...
是美国经济的支柱
...are the backbone of the American economy.
就像所有爱国者一样
And like any patriot --
你简单的这个你说
You, the simple one -- talk!
奥利弗想到一个非常酷的生意点子
Oliver came up with this really cool business idea.
-伙计 -不他们会喜欢的
- Dude. - No, they're gonna love it.
你没我了解他们
You don't know them like I do.
现在的孩子没办法偷偷溜出去
You see, kids these days can't sneak out
因为家长会监视他们的手♥机♥
because their parents track their cellphones.
但只出一点小钱奥利弗和我
But for a small fee, Oliver and I will hold
会将你的手♥机♥保管在家长喜欢的地点
your phone in a parent-friendly location.
-艾伦的家 -没错
- Ellen's house. - Exactly!
如果家长打来电♥话♥ 我们会短♥信♥回复
And if a mom or dad calls, we'll text back for you.
就是这样
Ta-da.
我唯一没明白的地方是
The only part I don't get
你的手♥机♥定位说你在家
is that your GPS says you're at home.
谁为你打掩护
Who's covering for you?
你令他窒息
You're suffocating him.
认输吧她太懂我的心声了
Got to give it up. She really nailed my voice.
你真的想得很周到对吗
You really thought of everything, didn't you?
我知道你很生气
I see that you're angry.
我感觉你将浪费一个说
I feel like you're about to squander the opportunity
"儿子我为你骄傲"的机会
for an "I'm proud of you, son" Moment.
你说得太对了
You're so right.
为了交换宽大处理
In exchange for leniency,
我愿意出♥卖♥♥♥泰勒谈条件
I would like to cut a deal by ratting out Taylor.
她在哪里
Where is she?
去北布兰顿一间废弃仓库里听演唱会
At a concert in an abandoned warehouse in North Branton.
你回家直接进你的房♥间
You -- go home, go straight to your room,
-带着恐惧等我 -我呢
- and wait for me in fear. - What should I do?
回家一个月没有权杖
Go home, and no scepters for a month!
讨厌
Aw, man!
泰勒在里面但排队的人太多了
Taylor's somewhere inside, but look at this line.
我们怎么进去
How are we gonna get in?
我有个想法
I have a thought.
你不能对保镖露胸部
You're not flashing the bouncer.
那我没办法了
Then, I don't know!
也许正好刮来龙♥卷♥风♥
Maybe a tornado will conveniently show up
把大家都吓走了
and scare everyone off.
我不喜欢你的暗示警官
I don't like what you're implying, Officer.
慢着我有办法了
Wait! I got an idea!
这是非法的仓库演唱会
This is an illegal warehouse concert.
我们想排到最前只有这样做
All we have to do to get to the front of the line is this.
条子
Cop!
条子哪里有条子
Cop? ‭Cops where? ‭Where?
我不是警♥察♥
I'm not a cop.
知道谁总是说"我不是条子吗" 条子
You know who always says, "I'm not a cop"? Cops!
有条子
Cops!
泰勒我让你染金发是为了让你融入你已经融入了
Taylor, I let you be blond so you could fit in, and you have.
现在你成了差劲市市长而且是压倒性当选
You're now the Mayor of Sucktown, and you won in a landslide!
-恭喜 -你的手♥机♥
- Oh, congratulations! - Here are your phones.
我已经打给了你们的家长
I've already called all your parents.
妈你怎么能这么做
Mom, I can't believe you did that!
-米琪会... -米琪应该这样
- Mitzy's gonna . - Mitzy should!
你想知道原因吗
And you want to know why?
因为这样做极其危险
Because it's extremely dangerous!
你们是16岁的少女
You're 16-year-old girls!
你们不能不告诉父母
You guys can't just go anywhere you want
就随便去什么地方
without telling your parents.
你们可能被迷♥奸♥
You could've been roofied!
凯蒂也许我们不应该吼别人家的孩子
Katie, maybe we shouldn't be yelling at somebody else's kids.
这正是美国的毛病
That's what's wrong with this country.
人们吼别人家的孩子吼得不够
People don't yell at other people's kids enough.
你们有可能被绑♥架♥ 贩卖♥♥去新加坡
You could've been kidnapped, shipped to Singapore,
被迫染上毒瘾沦落到妓院接客
forcibly addicted to heroin, and made to work in a brothel!
这是真事
That happens!
我老婆的意思是
What my wife is trying to say is
这个世界还算安全
the world is generally a safe place,
但意识到危险是好事
but it's good to be aware of dangers.
你们看过《房♥间》吗
Have you all seen "Room"?
-没 -很悲伤的电影
- No. - It seems sad.
当然悲伤但这是你们的未来女士们
Of course it's sad! But that's your future, ladies.
如果你们一直这样某个老男人
If you keep acting up, some old guy
将会把你们关在某处的小屋里
is gonna lock you up in a shed somewhere,
你们唯一的朋友将是灯床墙
and your only friends are gonna be Lamp and Bed and Wall!
我老婆想说的是
What my wife is trying to say is
尽管主题压抑
despite the depressing subject matter,
《房♥间》依然是部优秀电影
"Room" Is a fantastic film.
布丽·拉尔森的演技超群
Brie Larson is a tour de force.
泰勒你禁足一个月
Taylor, you are grounded for the next month.
慢着我们讲个条件怎么样
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. W-What if we cut a deal?
-奥利弗已经出♥卖♥♥♥你了 -见鬼
- Oliver already sold you out. - Damn it!
艾伦是你在西港的第一个朋友
Ellen was your first friend in Westport,
唯一一个愿意陪你的人
the only one who would give you the time of day,
但你有了更好的邀约就把她甩了
and you ditched her for a better offer.
骗我们这是叛逆少女会做的事
Lying to us -- that's a teenage thing.
甩掉艾伦这是人格问题
Ditching Ellen -- that's a character thing.
我读高中时非常受欢迎
When I was in highschool, I was popular --
太受欢迎了
like, so popular --
但我依然对每个人都很好