美式主妇

American Housewife S02E09

Part 2 Dec. 10, 2019, 2:23 p.m.

That was in English.
感觉像国外的
It felt foreign.
但你是对的
But you're right.
我们不提孩子就成
We just won't mention the kids.
-我来说 -为什么
- Let me do the talking. - ‭Why?
因为你紧张时声音会变尖
Because your voice gets all high when you're nervous.
是吗
It does?
所以我在得来速点餐时
Is that why they're always calling me "Ma'am"
他们叫我女士
when I order at drive-throughs?
谁会在得来速点餐时紧张
Who the hell gets nervous at a drive-through?
压力好大
It's a lot of pressure.
后面有人在等里面的人听不到点单
People are waiting. They can't always hear you.
好吧
Okay, fine.
-打开扬声器让我听 -好
- But put it on speaker so I can hear. - ‭Okay.
-喂 -扎克我是凯蒂
- Hello? - Hey, Zach, it's Katie.
凯蒂
Oh, hey, Katie.
科特尼和我正在说你们
Courtney and I were just talking about you guys.
我们也说到你们
Us, too.
我们就想着何不打个电♥话♥做个安排
We figured why not call and make a plan to hang out.
明天吃晚饭怎么样
How about dinner tomorrow night?
科特尼我们可以去
Oh, hey, Courtney! Works for us.
我们找到一家非常棒的冷门越南餐厅
We found this great off-the-beaten-path Vietnamese place.
-你们喜欢河粉吗 -当然
- You guys like pho? - Fo sho!
完美明晚见
Perfect. See you guys tomorrow night.
-谁是爷们 -我是
- Who's the man?! - I am!
-谁是娘们 -没这种说法
- Who's the woman?! - That's not a saying!
不带你玩有些性别歧视
Feels sexist leaving you out!
我们明晚可不能这样表现
We can't do this kind of crap tomorrow night!
好的今晚的基本要求
Okay, ground rules for tonight.
泰勒负责
Taylor's in charge,
不能再发生灾难
and there can be no more disasters.
什么叫灾难
What do you mean by disasters?
上次让你照看孩子
Last time we let you babysit,
你们和安娜凯特玩捉迷藏
you guys played hide-and-seek with Anna-Kat
没告诉她就放弃了
and gave up without telling her.
她拉上拉链在旧行李箱里待了五个小时
She was zipped inside an old suitcase for five hours.
我们没放弃
We didn't give up.
我们只是没找她
We just never looked.
这是你最后的机会
This is your last shot.
如果你无法证明你是负责任的
If you can't prove that you're responsible,
那么下周你就不能和朋友去听演唱会
then you can't go to the concert with your friends next week.
-明白吗 -明白
- Got it? ‭- Got it.
我们要参加的晚餐非常重要
This dinner we're going to is important,
除非是真的有紧急事才能打电♥话♥找我们
so don't call unless it's really an emergency.
就是说只能从医院打来
That means only call from the hospital
还不能在候诊室打
and not just from the waiting room.
你们躺在轮床上了再打
Call once you're admitted and stretched out on one of those wheely beds.
等等你们不能走
Wait. You guys can't leave.
我想跟你们讲讲我看的《冒险猫》的情节
I want to tell you what happened on my show, "Adventure Cats."
我们快走
Let's get out of here
她会复述每一分钟的情节
before she recounts every minute in real time.
喵温顿上尉乘竹筏在亚马逊河上
So, Captain Meowington was leading an expedition
领导远征
down the Amazon River on a bamboo raft...
好激动快走
That's so exciting! Go, go, go, go, go!
然后一条蛇从树上掉下来
And then a snake just fell down out of the trees,
正好掉在喵温顿上尉的大腿上
right onto Captain Meowington's lap.
蛇的那一集
Oh! The snake episode!
奥利弗正在问后面怎样了
Oliver was just asking how it ends.
告诉他
Tell him.
别在我们身上浪费时间
Don't waste another minute on us.
好了把头脑里的东西清干净
All right, let's clear our heads of all of that.
统统忘掉
Shake it off.
记住我们没孩子
Remember, we don't have kids.
给他们的钱足够买♥♥披萨吗
Did we leave them enough money for pizza?
-我想是的 -错
- I think so. ‭- Wrong!
正确的答案是"谁"
The correct answer is "Who?"
因为我们没孩子
because we don't have kids.
表现好点
Be better!
知道了
Noted.
-我们走 -格雷格
- All right, let's do this. - ‭Greg!
你的钥匙扣
Your keychain.
全世界最伟大的爸爸
我的天
Oh, my God!
我去拿备用钥匙
I'll get the spare.
好
Okay.
然后喵温顿上尉
Then Captain Meowington
放弃了军衔和指挥权去抚养他的小猫咪
gave up his rank and command to raise his kittens.
是吗我就知道他是个好人
Really? I knew he had a heart of gold.
格雷格
Greg!
抱歉
Sorry about that.
只是听起来第二季剧情太冒险了
It just sounds like they're taking a lot of risks in season two.
好了
Okay.
安娜凯特晚饭
Anna-Kat, dinner!
今晚太重要了
There's a lot riding on tonight.
你和安娜凯特是我的责任
You and Anna-Kat are my responsibility.
不能出错不能有人受伤
Nothing can go wrong. No one can get hurt.
-我有什么好处 -你什么意思
- What's in it for me? - What do you mean?
你有好处我也要好处
Well, you're getting something out of this. I want something, too.
-你想要什么 -好的
- What's your price? - ‭Okay.
我要你做爸妈拒绝做的
I want you to do what Mom and Dad refuse to do --
开车带我经过西港最大的房♥子
drive me past the biggest houses in Westport,
要慢
slowly...
我要同时在房♥产网上看♥房♥♥子的价值
while I look up their value on Zillow.
不可能
No way.
我现在就折断我的小指
I will break my pinkie right now.
好的
Okay, fine.
说定了
It's a deal.
那我的好处呢
Who's gonna wet my beak?
什么
What?
是这样的
Here's the thing.
我需要写一个故事明晚的儿童故事会上
I need to write a story to read out loud tomorrow night
我要大声朗读
at the Kid Lit assembly...
只是我不想写
only I don't feel like writing it.
明白我的意思吗
Do you get what I'm saying?
不明白
No.
她要你为她写故事
She wants you to write the story for her.
你要帮她因为她很笨
And you're gonna help her because she's kind of stupid.
好的
Okay.
如果我们不帮呢
What will happen if we don't?
我为这种情况留了些乳牙
I saved some baby teeth just for this situation.
泰勒让我从台子上跳下去
Taylor let me jump off the counter,
我摔掉了牙齿
and I knocked out my tooth!
写作愉快
Happy writing.
我们非常喜欢越南菜
We have been big fans of Vietnamese food
从我们去年夏天在河内市外背包旅游开始
ever since we went backpacking outside of Hanoi last summer.
我们系绳索下瀑布
Oh, yeah, we rappelled down a waterfall,
去隧♥道♥探险滑沙
explored this tunnel system, went sand-boarding...
你们呢
But what about you?
我相信你们也有很棒的旅行
I bet you guys have taken some great trips.
老天有啊
Oh, boy, have we.
你想先说哪一个
Which one do you want to talk about first?
选我们最喜欢的
Let's just pick a favorite.
我们最喜欢哪个格雷格
Which one is our favorite, Greg?
我们最后一次度假是什么时候
When was our last vacation?
家里爆水管后周末住在汽车旅馆
Does staying at the Motel Six for a weekend
算度假吗
after our pipes burst count?
我想我们最喜欢的旅行可能是
I think our favorite trip probably was...
我们在亚马逊乘竹筏
when we went rafting down the Amazon.
对吗亲爱的
Right, honey?
我们是探险的猫
We were some adventurous cats,
不是吗凯蒂
weren't we, Katie?