大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E13

Part 5 May 6, 2021, 11:53 a.m.

How hot are the planes?
你们的飞机有多热
Well, there's a new rule.
好吧新规矩
I'm telling you. I'm warning you.
我跟你讲我警告你
I'm seriously warning you on this one.
我很认真的警告你
You land. If it's gone over 68 in the cabin,
如果机舱内温度高于20℃ 落地之后
straight to prison for 50 years.
直接进监狱判50年
Can I also say, since you're in here--
我能再说一句鉴于你人在现场
We've gone off topic.
我们有些跑题了
Since you're in here, when we're trying to sleep,
鉴于你在现场我们在飞机中试着睡觉的时候
don't tell us the outside temperature is 57 below zero,
请不要告诉我们现在机外温度是什么零下57度
cos we don't give a toss.
因为我们并不关心
Cos you can't open the window anyway.
反正我们也打不开窗户
We care about the temperature in the plane.
我们在意的是机舱里的温度
Just a few rules.
就这么几条规矩
Anyway, let's move it on.
无论如何咱们继续
Shall we get back on to some cars?
我们能回到车子上吗
Yeah, travel--
没错旅行--
Well, sort of travel-related stuff. OK.
我们说一些旅行相关的话题好么
I've got a photograph here
我这里有张照片
of Britain's idea of infrastructure investment, OK?
内容是英国人心中的基础设施建设
This is in Cambridge. It's erm...
这里是剑桥地区额...
It's a T-junction that they've designed,
这是他们设计的丁字路口
for reasons known only to themselves,
出于只有他们自己明白的道理
to look like a roundabout.
这东西看上去像个环路
Yeah, and let me guess.
没错让我猜猜
It cost 100 grand to do it?
造价要十万英镑?
No, it was £500,000.
不这东西要五十万英镑
Of course it was, yeah.
当然可不是
they charged the taxpayer for that.
纳税人的钱就这么花了
For some paving slabs.
就买♥♥了些步道板
Anyway, Dubai's idea of infrastructure investment is a little bit different,
无论如何迪拜的基础设施建设的想法跟我们不太一样
cos what they're planning is this.
因为他们在考虑这个东西
It's called the Hyper Loop.
这个东西叫超级高铁
It's like a tube train.
就跟地铁列车一样
And it'll go from Dubai to Abu Dhabi, which is about 100 miles away,
并且从迪拜到阿布扎比两地相距160公里
in 12 minutes.
只要12分钟
12 minutes. That's how long that will take.
只要12分钟
So how fast does it go?
那它该跑多快啊
500 miles an hour.
804km/h
I mean, that is just breath-taking. It really is.
真是太惊人了真的
Did you say it was 100 miles?
你刚才说两地相距160公里吗
It's going 100 miles at 500mph in 12 minutes.
这东西以804km/h的速度跑160公里只要12分钟
That means it accelerates to 500mph instantly.
这个数据意味着它要瞬间加速到804km/h
Mm.
没错
holding on to the drinks trolley in that.
装饮料的手推车是会出乱子的啊
When it sets off, you'll poo yourself.
当车子出发的瞬间你就会吓出屎的
Then, when it stops,
之后车停了
you'll wee yourself at the end.
又把自己给吓尿了
It's a... Are there any doctors here?
额...我们现场有大夫吗
I'm just saying. It's not a medical argument.
我就是说说这算不上啥医学问题
I'm just saying.
我就是说说
Well, think about Newton.
你想想牛顿定律
If you set off, you'll poo yourself, yes,
出发了你会吓出屎没错
but when it slows down, you'll un-poo yourself,
但是停车的时候吓出来的屎又回去了
because everything has an equal and opposite reaction.
因为两个物体之间的作用力和反作用力总是大小相等方向相反
I'm roughly right, aren't I? Any physicists here?
我说的大概对吧我们现场有物理学家吗
I think we should move on.
我认为我们该继续了
Right at the beginning of the series,
那么在我们本季节目的开始
Richard Hammond and I came up
鼹鼠和我想出来一个
with a rather brilliant idea called...
比较天才的主意名叫...
...Making James May
...让詹姆斯·梅
Do Things He Doesn't Want To Do.
做他不想做的事
Yep. A brilliant idea for an occasional feature.
没错一个偶尔会出现的天才主意
We made him go to a doughnuting festival in South Africa.
我们让他在南非参加了一个甜甜圈烧胎节
Yeah.
没错
Then he thought we'd forgotten about it.
接着他还以为我们把这茬给忘了呢
But we hadn't.
但是才没有呢哼
This is the sort of countryside where people can do nice things,
这里是人们可以做一些美好事情的乡下
like go for a walk or a picnic.
比如散散步野个餐什么的
This, however, is the sort of countryside
然而这里的乡下
that will be my home for the day--mud.
将是我今天的主场—泥巴
Yes, I love mud.
是啊我爱泥巴
When I say I love mud, I mean I hate mud.
当我说我爱泥巴意思是我恨泥巴
But the people with me here today really do love it.
但是今天跟我一起的人们很喜欢玩泥巴
They dream of the stuff.
这是他们梦寐以求的娱乐
These people behind me are called winchers,
这些人们有个共同的名字—绞盘党
and what they like doing is winching.
他们喜欢做的事就是用绞盘
They will drive, deliberately, into something like that puddle over there...
他们会驾车故意的进入到类似那边的泥塘中
..until they get stuck, and then winch themselves out.
...直到车子彻底陷住之后用绞盘把自己拖出来
When they've done that, they'll find another one...
当他们搞定了一个泥坑会接着找下一个
and do it again, and again,
然后再玩一遍
and again, and again, all day long.
然后再来一遍再一遍玩一整天
Winchers seem to be obsessed with making life as difficult as possible.
绞盘党们痴迷于把自己的人生搞得尽量的艰难
They put orienteering punches in almost unreachable locations...
他们把比赛检查点的打点装置放在了几乎碰不到的位置
and then try to get their 4x4s right up to them,
并试着驾驶他们的越野车拿到它们
as Seamus Doyle, my winch buddy for the day, explained.
就像我的今天的同伴Seamus Doyle解释的那样
There are 50 punches dotted around in different parts of the site.
这片区域里有50个检查点
We have a punch card on the side of the vehicle.
我们车子的侧面放置了打点用的卡
You've got to get this punchcard to the punch.
你的任务就是拿着卡片去打点
The punch will be on a string maybe 2ft long from the tree, or maybe 1ft.
打点器会用一根30-60厘米的绳子栓在树上
So you've got to punch the number.
所以你要打上每个点对应的数字
Like a hole puncher?
就是用打孔器打孔咯
When you get stuck, because you're gonna get stuck...
当你的车陷住了因为你肯定是要陷住的
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
没错没错
and attach the winch to a tree?
帮你往树上栓绞盘是吗
Yes, you'll get out,
没错你要下车
and you'll get your strap with you.
背着牵引绳
The strap goes round the tree to protect the tree.
为了保护树木牵引绳带要绕着树干
Then you bring your wincher up to the tree,
你之后拿着绞盘到树那里
or whatever obstacle we attach it to,
或者是其他什么你缠绳子的东西那里
and I'll operate the buttons.
我负责操作绞盘开关
Your English is excellent.
你英语说得真不错
I've been practising for a long time now.
我练习了很久呢
A lot of practice has gone into that.
人家很努力的呢
As soon as the contest began,
一旦比赛开始之后
Seamus made it plain that my new role in life
Seamus跟我直说我今天的角色就是
was to be his winch bitch.
它的绞盘小婊砸
OK, got to go, go, go.
好了该下去了快快快
What, I've got to get out?
啥我这就要下去
Where the hell do you think I'm gonna go?
你认为我该去哪里
Go with the winch rope to that tree over there.
拿着绞盘绳然后去那边那棵树那去
Oh, man!
我的天
This is like being a...
感觉就像是...
(BLEEP) hippopotamus.
***的河马
OK, the clock is ticking.
快点抓紧时间
Having got our first punch,
打下我们第一个检查点之后
I was hoping the day might get a bit less terrible.
我期望着今天的情况也许会变得好转一些
But it didn't.
但是才没有呢哼
Oh, man!
哦我的天
I'm winching myself.
我在用绞盘拖自己
Oh, that's much better.
哦好多了
Well, I say it's "much better",
额我说"好多了"
it's less shit.
意思是不那么"操蛋"了
Go! We've got to make up time.
快点我们要抓紧时间
I've got a great idea.
我有个好主意
Why don't you get out and get the punch?
为啥你不能出来负责打点呢
No.
不
Why do I have to keep doing it?
为啥我要一直干这个
Me being the driver, it doesn't work that way.
我是驾驶员规则不是这样的
Right, where next on our lovely Sunday drive?
好吧我们下一个温柔可爱的驾驶项目在哪