大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E11

Part 9 May 6, 2021, 11:53 a.m.

to be waiting for me in the harbour.
让它在码头等我
And there it is!
看它在那儿
I simply drive up, hop aboard,
我只要开过去跳上船
and then we'll be on our way.
然后就可以上路了
He lived, annoyingly. Hold on, hold on.
很遗憾他活了下来等一下
Hold on. Hammond.
等一下哈蒙德
I need to ask you about this.
你得解释下这个
Why did you stick "Déshabille"on my car?
为什么你要在我的车上贴一个"Déshabille"
Because you were disabled.
因为你当时残疾了啊
Déshabille means undressed, you moron!
Déshabille的意思是一♥丝♥不♥挂♥ 你个蠢货
Let's not get bogged down
我们就不要纠结于
with "Ooh, can't speak French."
噢我不会说法语之类的话了
Let's get to the point which is, James May,
言归正传詹姆斯梅
you lost and you broke the company yacht.
你输了还把公♥司♥的游艇撞坏了
You did. Hang on a minute.
是的等等
My car got closer to England than yours did.
我的车比你们的离英国更近
Yes, but the other thing it got closest to
没错但是我觉得
was the bottom of the sea.
它离海底更近吧
All of that is irrelevant
你们说那些都没用
because my car was the best,
因为我的车才是最好的
cos it didn't go wrong at all.
整段旅程它都没坏
Mine was perfectly reliable.
我的车也极为可靠
Mm-hm. Mine was as reliable as James's arms.
嗯我的车就像詹姆斯的胳膊一样靠谱
And the extraordinary thing is, no-one can work out
最离奇的是没人能弄清楚
what was wrong with it.
那辆车到底哪里有问题
It fell off the back of a lorry.
它从拖车上掉下去了
No- one can work out what fault it had
不没人能搞清楚它到底哪儿坏了
that caused it to be on the lorry in the first place.
以至于要上拖车
And even nine months down the line,
现在这段都拍完了9个月了
two trained Maserati mechanics are totally stumped.
两位专业的玛莎拉蒂技师被彻底难住了
It is an unfathomable fault.
这真是个令人难以理解问题
Yeah, so what we can conclude
是啊所以从法国北部的测试
from our exhaustive testing in the north of France
我们得出如下结论
is that if you buy a used Maserati,
如果你买♥♥了一台二手玛莎拉蒂
you have a 66% chance of it working.
有66%的概率能碰到台正常运转的
They're not bad odds.
听起来还不错嘛
You wouldn't say that
你要是在做眼科手术前
if you were having an eye operation.
听到这个成功率你肯定不会这么说
Exactly. And on that terrible disappointment, it's time to end.
是啊随着这个失望的消息节目也该结束了
Thank you so much for watching. Good night!
感谢各位的收看晚安