大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E01

Part 2 May 6, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

"The trouble with the French is they have no word
他说法国人的问题就在于他们没有
for entrepreneur."
能够用来形容entrepreneur的词
It is difficult. I think the only thing we agree on
确实很难我认为只有一个词是我们都认同的
is "steering wheel." Yeah.
方向盘是的
But then they go and put it on the wrong side of the car.
但他们又把方向盘的位置放反了
It must be really annoying having to drive along like that all the time.
一直这样开车一定挺麻烦的
Why don't you just put it in front of the driver like we do?
就不能像我们一样把方向盘放到驾驶员面前吗
It's probably a good idea if we get on with the actual show.
我觉得我们还是继续节目吧
Yes, it is. But we had to clear all that up,
好主意但要先澄清一下
because contrary to what some people have been saying,
和某些人的说法不同
this actually is a car show.
这确实是一档汽车节目
Well, not next week it isn't. Next week is an exception.
但下周不是下周是个特例
Yeah. But not when we go to Barbados either.
是的我们去巴巴多斯那期也不是
No, Barbados is definitely another exception.
没错巴巴多斯绝对也是一个特例
But tonight couldn't be more "car-y" if it tried.
但今晚绝对是一档纯正的汽车节目
I'm gonna prove that point because we're kicking off with this.
我会证明的因为今天要以它开场
Bear with me, bear with me-
等一下等我说完
I agree!
我同意
The thing is, though,
我想说的是
various supercar makers have now taken
现在许多超级跑车制♥造♥商采用了
the polar-bear-friendly technology from a Prius,
和普锐斯相同的保护生态环境技术
and they are now using it to create raw, naked speed.
只不过是用来创造原始野蛮的速度
Now, I say the best of these hybrid hypercars
我觉得在所有这些混动究极跑车中最棒的是
is the mad, swivel-eyed McLaren P1.
那辆疯狂的斜着眼睛的迈凯伦P1
Whereas Richard Hammond, who's wrong-
而理查德哈蒙德错误地认为
I'm not wrong.
我没错
He is, because he says the best
他错误地认为最棒的是
is actually the rather boring Porsche 918.
那辆无聊的保时捷918
It's not boring! Yes, it is.
一点也不无聊无聊
It isn't. Mmhmm.
不无聊真的
It isn't. Well, whatever.
好吧随你怎么说
We decided to meet up with the cars
我们决定开着这两辆车碰个头
and settle this once and for all.
然后终结这场争论
The location we chose for this titanic duel was Portugal...
这场史诗对决的地点选在了葡萄牙
specifically, the international race track of the Algarve.
再具体点就是在阿尔加维赛道
When we arrived, mechanics from Porsche
我们刚到保时捷和迈凯伦的技术人员
and McLaren pounced on our cars,
就立刻扑向了我们的车
fettling them for what was to come.
为接下来的对决做准备
And this meant Hammond and I had some time to indulge
这也意味着哈蒙德和我有时间
in a spot of childish point scoring.
来做一些幼稚的评头论足
Which one of these is going to be the fastest around this track?
哪辆车在这个赛道上是最快的
This? Yeah.
这辆吗是的
Apart from this one, which will be faster.
除了这辆哪辆更快
It won't. Which one do you think will be the fastest?
不可能你认为哪辆车最快
This one. This one.
这辆这辆
Porsche think the Porsche will be fastest. McLaren say the McLaren.
所以两边都觉得自己的车最快
How much is it if I wanted to buy one?
如果我要买♥♥的话这车多少钱
I think one was sold in an auction for 1.8 million.
我记得有一辆被拍卖♥♥到了180万
1.8 million dollars. Hammond, how much is yours?
180万美元哈蒙德你的多少钱
838 euros.
838欧元
Thousand I'm guessing? Yes. It is thousands.
单位是千吗是的
Why has your car got a number on the side?
为什么你的车门上有个数字
It's the Weissach edition, this one.
这是Weissach特别版
You also get titanium chassis bolts. Stupid.
它还配有钛合金底盘螺栓太蠢了
For just an extra ?60.000.
只需要多花上6万英镑
And a carbon-fiber bonnet strut.
还有个碳纤维引擎盖支架
Look at that. How much does that save?
看看能省出多少重量来着
About 100 grams. Right there, 100 grams.
大概100克不错吧 100克呢
Has the McLaren got a carbon-fiber bonnet strut?
迈凯伦有没有碳纤维引擎盖支架
Doesn't need one. No, because my bonnet doesn't go up
我们不需要我不需要支起引擎盖
because it will never break down.
因为它永远不会抛锚
And it's got silly doors. Proper doors, silly doors.
而且它还有两扇呆门正常门呆门
Mine does 34 miles to the gallon.
我的百公里油耗只有8.3升
This does 94.
我只有3升
94 miles to the gallon? 94mpg.
百公里才3升吗 3升
Just remind me, Porsche is owned by?
提醒我一下保时捷的母公♥司♥是
That'll be Volkswagen.
大众
Soon the McLaren and the Porsche were ready for some shakedown laps.
很快这两辆车都已准备好下赛道了
And for these we decided we'd drive each other's cars.
我们决定先开一开对方的车
Straight away, I can tell you
一上来我就能告诉你
that this doesn't have the brutality or the savagery
这辆车没有迈凯伦的
of the McLaren.
那种残暴和野蛮
Because it has rear-wheel steering and four-wheel drive,
因为它有后轮转向和四轮驱动
it feels secure and safe.
让人感觉很放心和安全
And that gives you the confidence-
而这也会给你信心
...to play about.
让你自♥由♥发挥
If I went round this corner this fast in the McLaren...
如果我用迈凯伦以这个速度过这个弯
...a lot of poo would come out.
会有很多翔跑出来的
Whoa! There's poo coming out now!
已经有翔跑出来了
Jesus.
天啊
It's spinning its wheels in sixth!
轮胎在六档还特么的打滑
This is frightening, that's what it is.
这车太吓人了
Whoa! More poo.
哇更多的翔
I didn't think it was possible to shit yourself to death.
我从没想到一个人会因吓出的翔太多而死
The grip is genuinely incredible.
抓地力实在是太棒了
Oh, there you go.
这才对嘛
In the savage and unforgiving P1,
在这辆残暴而无情的P1里
my nerves were shot to pieces.
我脆弱的神经都碎成了渣渣
But I, too, was falling in love.
但也深深地爱上了它
903 horsepower.
903匹马力
Oh, my God!
上帝啊
Oh, you bad, bad, naughty car!
你这个淘气的坏家伙
Jesus.
天呐
This recalibrates your mind.
这辆车会刷新你的认知
I didn't think anything could be as exciting as that Porsche,
我本以为没有车能像918那样充满激♥情♥
but this- this is.
但是它做到了
This is brilliant.
这辆车太棒了
Absolutely brilliant.
真的太棒了
Oh.
噢
What a car.
一辆神奇的车
I love it.
我太爱它了
Well? This is rubbish!
怎么样真是辆破车
I was just thinking exactly the same about this.
巧了我也是这么想的
Were you? This was boring me to death.
是吗它无聊到让我想死
It was like being stuck in a Victorian woman's novel.
像维多利亚时期的女性小说一样无聊
I'd rather that than being stuck in a telephone box with a panicking gorilla.
总比和一只发疯的猩猩被困在一个电♥话♥亭里强
Rubbish. It was trying to kill me.
破车它想杀了我
It wants to hurt me. That's why I like it.
它一直想害死我我就喜欢这点
This is a missionary-position car.
这辆车就好比传教士体♥位♥
Razor blade in the hands of a surgeon.
外科医生手中的刀片
Sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant.
醉酒农民手中的镰刀
Downton Abbey. Breaking Bad. That's crystal meth.
唐顿庄园绝命毒师那是冰♥毒♥
That's some iffy weed.
这是一捆大♥麻♥
Fine wine. Crate of Newcy Brown.
一瓶上等红酒一箱纽卡索啤酒
Schooner of sherry. Absinthe.
大杯雪莉酒苦艾酒
James Bond specifying
詹姆斯邦德吩咐
his martini to be shaken not stirred.
马天尼是用摇的而不能搅
Begbie in Trainspotting
猜火车里的贝格比
lobbing a pint pot over his shoulder in a night club
在夜店把啤酒杯抛过自己的肩膀
and starting a bar fight. What?
然后干一架咋了
Hi.
你们好呀
What are you doing here?
你来干什么
I'm here because, gentlemen,
二位我来是因为
I have in the back of that lorry
在我卡车的后面有一辆
something that will make your McLaren and your Porsche
使你们的迈凯伦和保时捷
look like lumps of yesteryear.
看起来相形见绌的车
I cannot remember the last time a car,
我想不起来上次一辆车
or, indeed, any sort of thing,
或者其他任何东西
gave me a fizz like the Ferrari LaFerrari.
像拉法一样让我如此兴奋了
This has 950 horsepower.
这辆车有950匹马力