大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E01

Part 8 May 6, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

by the sponginess of the Adidas shoe.
你的阿迪达斯鞋给耽误了
So they should sell you the car and the shoes.
所以车和鞋应该配套卖♥♥
No, have you got the correct shoes and have you worn them in?
不止首先你得有合适的鞋然后还要磨合一段时间
Exactly. Fresh shoes, lads.
没错新鞋的话不好意思各位
I just need to You need to skid about. There we go.
我需要你需要磨一下才行
With that sorted,
解决了这个问题之后
it was time to bring in a racing driver
就该请出我们的职业赛车手
to see which of our cars could do the fastest lap.
来试试哪辆车的圈速最快
Our resident American said he wasn't interested,
我们的常驻美♥国♥佬♥表示对此不感兴趣
because all three cars are probably communist.
因为这三辆车党性太足
So instead, we went for a Belgian chap-
所以我们找了一个比利时佬
...who's done Formula One and Formula E,
曾跑过一级方程式和E级方程式
Jerome d'Ambrosio.
他就是Jerome d'Ambrosio
Jerome took the cars out
为了了解每辆车的操控特性
to get a sense of how they handled.
Jerome进行了试驾
And when he'd finished,
在他完成之后
we were interested to hear
我们都想听听
his professional opinion.
专业人士的意见
At this point, word reached us that Jeremy
后来我们才知道
was taking liberties with the subtitling machine.
这段的字幕是杰里米自己瞎配的
So we moved on to the big event:
所以继续我们的壮举
the timed laps.
计时赛
Once the mechanics had finished their preparations,
一旦技术人员完成了准备工作
the three speed traps were activated.
这三个速度陷阱就会被激活
And the Ferrari LaFerrari took its place
法拉利拉法在起跑线上
on the start line.
找到了它的位置
Look how good it looks there.
这看上去多赞啊
This is just wasting time. It's wasting rubber and fuel.
这只是浪费时间浪费橡胶和石油
No, this is like an amuse-bouche.
不这就像是开胃小点
Yeah, it is. You have ordered the duck and sherry trifle.
是的而且你点了鸭子和雪莉蛋糕
And you're a melon ball. I'm not even listening.
你还有个蜜瓜我听都没有在听
Gentlemen, it is doing 231.4 kilometers an hour
伙计们它现在时速231.4公里
at the end of the straight.
在直线的尾端
It's about the same speed as a Golf diesel, something like that.
差不多柴油版高尔夫之类的速度
194.9.
Going down the hill using gravity.
利用重力一路下坡
Is he stopping off for shopping? He must be.
他停下来去购物了他肯定的
Here he is.
他来了
James, if you want to get a cup of tea. We've warmed the track.
詹姆斯来杯茶吗我们已经把赛道加热好了
Next it was the turn of the Porsche 918.
下面该轮到保时捷918出场了
How much faster will it go because of the stripes?
这些条纹会给它的速度加持多少呢
Much.
很多
231 point...
231点多
So he's faster than the Ferrari.
所以他比法拉利快
183.0.
Way, way, way slower than him.
比他慢了非常多
Don't forget between here and the next measuring point,
别忘了在这里和下一个测量点之间
Okay, you've got four slow corners,
好的你还有四个慢速弯道
and those are the ones where the Porsche is gonna make up time.
这些就是保时捷将要赶超上来的地方
Because of the four-wheel steering.
因为四轮驱动
Like a Honda Prelude? No!
像本♥田♥披露一样 -不
110 point what? One.
110点什么 1
So, almost to a tenth of a kilometer an hour, the same speed as you.
所以比你快了 0.1
Here he comes. He's firing noises.
他来了他这暴躁的声音
There it is. Look at that.
在这里快看那个
Finally, it was the turn of the psycho killer.
终于是精神病人杀手出马了
The trickiest, the edgiest of the three.
这三个中最难搞的最易怒的
But I was so confident it'd win,
但是我对它会胜利充满了信心
I was prepared to take a massive gamble.
所以我准备豪赌一把
If the McLaren isn't the fastest,
如果迈凯轮是最快的
you two can knock my house down.
你们两个可以把我的房♥子拆了
What? Knock it down.
神马把它拆了
What, your house? Yeah, and I mean that.
你的房♥子是的就是这个意思
That's how confident I am that that will be the fastest.
这就是我有多坚定的认为它将会是最快的一个
You know we will do that? Yeah.
你知道我们真的干得出来的是的
It's a serious bet? Yeah.
这是个严肃的打赌是的
Fine. If that's not the fastest,
好的如果它不是最快的
we can knock your house down? Yup.
我们可以把你的房♥子拆了对哒
You know where it is. You've both been.
你们知道它在哪里你们都去过
I'd love to knock it down.
我很愿意把它拆掉
Here we go. A lot riding on this.
我们开始吧这影响很大
235.9.
Okay, it's fastest at the end of the first straight.
好的它在第一个直线的末端是最快的
Would you like to come to my house for dinner?
你们愿意来我的家共进晚餐吗
Yes. Can I bring a bulldozer?
好啊我能带个推土机一起来吗
188.3.
That is worryingly quick. Brisk.
这真是令人心惊的快啊 -利落
It's quite brisk?
这还是挺快的吧
We don't know how fast it's going around the tight turns.
我们还不知道它急转弯的时候可以开多快呢
Might have been doing two kilometers an hour around here.
也许在那里它只能做到两公里
Where is he?
他在哪里
Crashed.
撞车了
With that, back to the tent.
随着这个让我们回到帐篷
Thank you so much. Now...
谢谢你们现在
I want to make it absolutely plain,
我要让这变得简单易懂
'cause I know this matters to anoraks,
因为这对一些怪胎们很重要
all three cars were running on exactly the same sort of tires.
所有的这三辆车用的都是完全一样的轮胎
Yes, same tires, same track, same driver.
是的一样的轮胎一样的赛道一样的车手
So the times are down to the cars.
所以时间只和车本身相关
Yup. And now it is time to reveal those times.
是的而现在是揭晓答案的时候了
Let me just make it absolutely clear.
让我再说清楚一点
We don't know what they are.
我们并不知道这些时间
The producers have kept them from us.
制♥作♥人一直瞒着我们
They're top secret. Yup.
这是顶级机密 -是的
So, let's put the scoreboard up,
所以让我们打开记分板
and let's begin with
让我们从
the Ferrari LaFerrari, I believe.
法拉利拉法开始
Let's see what it did it in, please.
让我们来看看它做的如何拜托
We don't know if that's any good, do we?
我们并不知道这究竟好不好不是吗
Let's move on and do the Porsche next.
接下来让我们看看保时捷
What did the Porsche do it in?
保时捷到底开了多快呢
Oh, yes! 1:54.2!
啊万岁 1:54.2
Yes! Yes! You see?
耶耶你看到了吗
You said it would mince the Porsche.
你说它会把保时捷碾压成渣
And it didn't mince it. It was slower than the Porsche.
但是它并没有它比保时捷慢
I told you it's just a melon ball.
我告诉你了它就是个蜜瓜
It's slower than my car,
它比我的车慢
which was faster than your car.
换种说法比你的车快
0.2 of a second, and it looks better.
0.2秒而已而且它看上去更好
Yeah, it did in my mirror where it belongs getting smaller.
是在我后视镜里还越变越小
It's a melon ball, and it lost.
它就是个蜜瓜它输了
Hammond. What?
哈蒙德干嘛
Calm down. All right.
冷静下来好吧
Because now we must bring up
因为接下来
the time that really matters.
要揭晓真正重要的成绩
The one where a lot's at stake.
赌了大价钱了
The McLaren...
迈凯轮
The McLaren P1.
迈凯轮P1
Are you nervous? Sure? No. No.
你在紧张吗没有真的没有
A little bit? No!
一点点都没有没有
I'm not nervous. Why be nervous?
我才没有紧张 -为什么要紧张
You could get, like, a shopping trolley
你可以拿一辆手推车或者类似的
and keep all your things in it.
装上你所有的东西
Make some new friends under a bridge somewhere.
在桥底下交几个新朋友
Hammond. I'd say sell your body but don't do that.
哈蒙德我建议卖♥♥器官但别那样
Be quiet! Let's-
安静让我们
Let's bring up the time of the P1. Here we go.
让我们把时间给P1 我们开始吧
Oh, God. Where is it?
哦天哪在哪儿
Yes!
万岁
That is funny. Because you said...
这太逗了因为你说过
the fastest, but it's not the fastest.
它是最快的但它不是最快的
It's the slowest!
它是最慢的