大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E06

Part 3 May 6, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

Yeah, but not a Double Decker.
是的但你不能吃双层巴士
Well, a Flake is worse.
我觉得雪花会更糟
No, Double Decker's worse.
不双层巴士更糟
Double Decker...
双层巴士…
Do you all know what I mean by the Double Decker?
你们都知道双层巴士吧
It is unique among chocolate confectionery items.
它在巧克力糖果类里是独一无二的存在
Take a bite as you're driving along,
在开车时咬上一口
and a bit about this big, OK,
然后大概这么大的一块
silently breaks away...
悄悄掉了下来
...goes down between your legs
然后掉到了你的腿上
and melts.
化了
So when you get out,
当你下车时
everybody thinks you've had some kind of trouser accident.
每个人都会认为你出了一些排泄危机
This big brown stain right...
这么大的一块棕色污渍正好…
I know what you mean.
我懂你的意思
A Flake is worse.
雪花会更糟
No, it just isn't!
不绝对不可能
A Flake is advertised as "the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate".
雪花的广♥告♥语就是"最酥最脆的巧克力"
It is worse.
它绝对更糟糕
It is!
是的
I think we should settle it here and now.
我认为我们应该就地解决它
I'm going to go into our travelling box.
我要去旅行箱里拿点东西
Our travelling box of chocolate confectionery, and I'm going to...
我们的旅行箱里装着巧克力糖果然后我们要…
Let's settle it with a competition, yes?
我们通过比赛决定对错吧
I'm gonna give you James's Flake
给你一个船长的雪花
and you the Double Decker.
给你双层巴士
I'll turn that over, so then you'll see how much spills off as I eat the Flake.
我把这张纸翻过来这样你们就都能看见我吃雪花时会掉多少渣了
Not much. Right, ready?
不怎么多准备好了吗
Here we go. Oh. Some of it's already crum...
开始了哦它已经洒出…
This is cheating, this one.
这不算数
OK, no, clear away the debris.
好把这些碎屑清理掉
No, I need to... Jesus!
哦我需要上帝啊
That's part of eating it!
这也是吃得一部分
But you've got to unwrap it.
但你总要拆开它啊
Cheat.
耍赖
* Only the crumbliest *
*只做最酥*
* Flakiest chocolate *
*最脆的巧克力*
Oh, God.
哦天啊
What?
什么
Girl in...
女孩…
Girl in the the field of poppies - we're not seeing that right now.
女孩站在罂粟丛中我们现在看到的不是那个
I am.
我看见的是
Right, ready? Watch this.
好了准备好了吗看着点
He's going in. First bite.
他要开始吃了第一口
Oh, it's a big fall of chocolate!
哦这掉下来的巧克力渣
It's a heavy sprinkling, that.
撒的实在太多了
That is just a light dusting of chocolate.
这些只是些小碎末
A light dusting, yeah, OK.
小碎末好的
Moving over to James May and his Double Decker. This is exciting, isn't it?
现在轮到船长和他的双层巴士激动人心不是吗
This is a great car programme.
这是一档伟大的汽车节目
Quiet, please.
安静一下
I can't believe this hasn't been done before.
我简直不敢相信居然没人这么做过
He's going in. He's taking a bite.
他要开始了他正在咬第一口
His poor old gnash... His teeth!
他狠狠的咬了一口…可怜的老牙
It's a catastrophic fall! The clear winner...
瀑布般的掉落胜负已经很明显了
The Double Decker is worse than the Flake.
双层巴士要比雪花更糟糕
There's the Flake. There's the Double Decker.
这是雪花的这是双层巴士的
So, there we are. Using science, we have now established...
好了我们用科学证明了
...if you've got a Volvo, don't have a Double Decker.
如果你买♥♥了辆沃尔沃不要吃双层巴士
Ever.
永远
Or an ice cream, because he... Oh, no, forget it.
或者冰淇淋因为他… 算了
Let's move a little further along Conversation Street, shall we?
我们进行谈话街的下一话题好吗
A few weeks ago, Amazon,
几周之前亚马逊
they ran an advert for our show, and we're rather pleased with it.
为我们的节目做了广♥告♥ 我们对它十分满意
See, it's got everything in.
看所有的元素都包括在内了
Yeah, the sense of travel.
是的旅行的感觉
And there's even the goat.
连山羊也在里面
Everything you need there.
我们要的都在里面
It's good, isn't it?
很不错吧
Yeah. All the essentials are there. Everything you need.
是的所有必须的都在那你要的一切都在
Everything you need to see.
一切你需要看到的
Actually...
事实上
All the important stuff.
所有重要的东西
Hammond, I'm sorry to do this,
鼹鼠我很抱歉这么做
but before the show launched, Amazon did another advert, OK,
但在节目开始之前亚马逊做了另外一个广♥告♥
which somebody sent to me on a tweet, which I screen grabbed,
别人在推特上发给了我然后我截了屏
so the quality's not good, but I have brought it along.
所以图片质量不太好带我还是带了过来
Here it is.
就是这个
Oh, for God's sake!
哦上帝啊
I like their marketing department a lot.
我非常喜欢他们的市场部
I think that's enough Conversation Street,
我想谈话街已经进行得差不多了
so let's get back to our film.
所以让我们回到影片
Yes. Earlier on, I was in the right-hand-drive Ford Mustang,
是的早些时候我开着右舵的野马
showing it the sights around our country.
向它展示我们国家的风光
Unfortunately, he turned up
不幸的是他来了
and tried to argue that the similarly priced Ford Focus was a better bet.
并试图证明类似价格的福克斯是更好的选择
Yeah, I did do that.
是的没错
A bit rudely, I thought.
我觉得有点无礼
I'm sorry, this is my film, my tour of England,
抱歉这是我的影片我的英国之旅
and I didn't want him spoiling it.
我不希望他来毁了它
This thing's bloody awesome.
简直太TM赞了
Listen to that bellow.
听听这轰鸣声
This thing squats on its haunches.
引擎低矮地置于机舱内
This is what it's built to do.
这就是它被制♥造♥出的目的
Every crackle, pop and bang is just connected to every synapse and sinew in me.
每个细微的声响都连接着我的神经突触和肌肉筋腱
Oh, no.
哦不
This is like a first date for me, and on a first date,
这就像是我的第一次约会在第一次约会时
you don't want a fat, balding uncle tagging along.
你不会想让一个又肥又秃的怪蜀黍跟着你
So what I'm gonna do now... is lose him.
所以我现在要做的就是甩掉他
It's Hammer Time! Shock and awe!
现在是哈蒙德专场浪起来吧
It's Bond versus Bourne.
这是邦德和伯恩的对决
He's got five litres. I've only got 2.3.
他的排量是5升而我只有2.3升
Is he going twice as fast? No, he is not.
但他的速度会是我的两倍吗不会
Corner coming up. There's no need to panic any more in a Mustang,
要进弯了开着野马没必要紧张
because, for the first time,
因为这是第一次
the Mustang has independent rear suspension.
野马使用了全独♥立♥的后悬挂结构
The cornering speeds this thing can achieve... beggar belief.
这辆车过弯能达到的速度简直令人难以置信
How does it grip that well?!
这车的抓地力怎么可以这么强
I'm in a car chase in a Mustang.
我现在是真真正正的开着野马玩追车啊
I am Steve McQueen.
我就是史蒂夫麦昆恩
Try that on.
看看我的本事吧
I've got it in Sport Mode,
我选择了运动模式
which makes the exhaust pop and bang.
这也使得排气管发出爆♥炸♥的声音
Woohoo! Mine!
哦小心点啊
Oh, my God!
上帝啊
Flat out, yeah.
油门踩到底
And it still grips!
并且居然依旧有抓地力
What is the point of traction control on this thing?
这车上的牵引力控制有什么存在的意义啊
It's like putting a nymphomania control on a nun.
这就好比给尼姑装一个慕男症性瘾控制器啊
Oh, God!
上帝啊
Where's he gone?
他跑到哪里去了
How did he do that? How did he get away from me
他是怎么做到的他是如何甩掉我的
in something from the 18th century?
并且还是开着18世纪的产物做到的
Especially when I'm driving
尤其是我开的车基本上
what is basically a turbocharged barnacle.
就是个涡轮增压的万能胶啊
This has the most sophisticated four-wheel-drive system fitted to any car.
它拥有装在汽车上最复杂的四轮驱动系统
Not even a Nissan GTR could live with this.
日产GTR的四驱都没有达到这个程度
The Mustang, well, that's for cruising down
野马那辆车是用来闲适地游走
the Pacific Coast Highway, listening to Don Henley.
太平洋海岸公路上的同时还要放着唐·亨利*的歌♥
*This is for storming up the Stelvio Pass, listening to the Clash.
这个则是一边听着Clash的歌♥ 一边用来疯狂的飞过Stelvio Pass