大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E01

Part 7 May 6, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

Is it? Yeah.
真的— 是啊
He's being killed. Quiet, everyone.
他在垂死挣扎各位请安静
Quiet, please.
请安静一下
There's literally nothing we can do.
我们真的什么都做不了
He's yards away from us.
他就离我们也不远
Snakes are like herds of them.
但毒蛇是一群一群的
They hunt in packs. Yeah, they're pack animals.
他们群体打猎 -他们是群居动物
Does that mean he's not coming on either?
这是不是说他也进不来了
No, James, he's finished writhing around in agony.
是的詹姆斯他在痛苦的抽搐中死去
And now he's dead.
现在他死翘翘了
So that is a no.
所以他也进不来了
Well, uh...
好吧额
maybe there's somebody famous in the audience.
也许我们的观众里有一些名人呢
That's unlikely.
不太可能吧
No. Seriously, you know Carol Vorderman?
怎么不可能你们知道卡罗尔·沃德曼么
She rang me this morning from an air show nearby
她今早给我打电♥话♥说她在附近看航展
and said, can she come to the show?
还问能不能来参加节目
I know you don't know who Carol Vorderman is.
我知道你们不知道卡罗尔沃德曼是谁
She's a huge, huge, huge star in the UK.
她在英国可是红得发紫啊
She started out on a program called Countdown
她从一档叫做Countdown的节目里发迹
and established herself as being unbelievably brilliant,
在剧中将自己打造成无比聪慧
a fantastic mathematician
美轮美奂的数学家
and very beautiful.
此外还漂亮
Yes, she's also dead.
是呢她也死了
What?
嘛
What? She's dead.
啥 -她死了
How did that happen? I don't know. I'm not a pathologist!
这是什么情况啊 -不知道我又不学病理的
But she's dead is what she is.
但是她像这样就死了
Seriously? Yes!
真的么 -是啊
Christ. Problem.
天啊 -出事了吧
What are we gonna do?
我们现在应该怎么办呢
Um...
额
Jesus, look at that out there. It's like a-
天啊看看这外面就像个
It's just littered with corpses.
简直横尸遍野啊
Lads, I don't think this bit is working.
弟兄们我觉得这环节没有存在必要了
Let's drop
我们就把
Celebrity Brain Crash this week.
明星脑碰脑这周的给切了吧
We'll do it again in South Africa next week,
下周去了南非再搞
and I think people will have forgotten all this.
等下周大家就把这事给忘了
They might not. I think they will.
不会吧 -我觉得他们会的
We'll just skip over it now. It's not gonna happen.
我们把这段跳过去吧这些事情从来没发生过对吧
That's okay, 'cause we can back to the cars.
好吧因为我们要回到车上来
Yes! Moving on!
是的继续
Don't look. Yes, don't look.
别看 -对别看
This week-
这周呢
This week we are trying to find out
这周我们要在新世代混动超跑中找出
which of the new breed of hybrid hypercars is the best.
他们中哪台是最好的
Yes. On day one at the track in Portugal,
是的第一天我们在葡萄牙赛道上
we established that the McLaren P1 is a mentalist,
我们发现迈凯轮P1是一个神经质
that the Porsche 918 is a very good milk float,
保时捷918是个不错的送奶车
and that the Ferrari LaFerrari can do nothing at all.
法拉利拉法什么都干不了
Some of that is true.
有些话是真的
But now, day two.
但是现在是第二天
We began by lining up
我们将寰宇中最热血澎湃的
the three most exciting cars on the planet
三辆速度机器依次排开
for the drag race of all drag races.
准备进行这个时代的巅峰之战
Naturally, this meant engaging launch control,
自然而然这就意味着要打开弹射起步了
which in the McLaren takes about a fortnight.
在迈凯轮里大约需要2周
I have to have the drive tray in track mode,
我要把驾驶模式调节到赛道模式
the aero package in sport mode,
空气动力学模块调节到运动
so that the rear end squats
在这个模式下车辆后部会降低
when I set off and gives me more traction.
当我起步的时候回给我更多的抓地力
I have to have the DRS button pressed with my thumb
我还需要将DRS按钮用我的大拇指按住
to keep the rear wing open which reduces drag obviously.
让尾翼变得水平以极大减小迎面的空气阻力
Launch control in the Porsche, left foot on the brake hard.
在保时捷里开弹射左脚踩刹车猛踩
Right foot on the throttle hard.
右脚踩油门猛踩
Light goes green, left foot off brake. Pa-ching!
绿灯一亮左脚一抬叮
Launch button, press for two seconds.
持续按住弹射起步按钮2秒钟
Left foot on brake. Right foot on throttle.
左脚踩刹车右脚踩油门
Press launch control, mash the throttle,
按下弹射起步狠踩油门
within four seconds release the brake.
四秒内松开刹车
Three seconds later, I have full boost,
三秒钟后我将达到最大增压值
and I have to set off within three seconds
并且在三秒钟内我必须起步
or the entire system disengages.
否则的话整个系统将取消弹射状态
I'm going to get this wrong.
我肯定会失败的
Just so you know.
通知你们一下
I've got a lot to do in here.
我的准备工作太多了
I wasn't ready.
我没准备好
Oh, my God! That is quick!
天啊那辆拉法真快
Holy mother! Did you see that?
亲娘啊看到了么
me! Jesus Christ!
我* 天啊
It's all over the place.
到处乱窜
Since it was clear I'd got all my buttons wrong,
既然大家都心知肚明是我按错了按钮
the chaps agreed to another run.
伙计们也都同意再赛一轮
Sit rep, the lights went green
情况报告增压还没好
before the boost was ready,
灯就变绿了
and I had the DRS button still pressed
我还按住了DRS按钮
when I got to the end, which meant I had no downforce,
所以到最后我没了下压力
which meant- Well, poo came out.
结果就是吓出了翔了
This time I'm gonna do it with more drag,
这次我要加大下压力
which will slow me down, but I will be able to stop
虽然会慢些但是刹车的时候
without killing myself.
我才没有生命危险
KERS system charged. Right.
KERS系统充电完成
Boost building.
增压中
Three, two...
3 2
And we are away! What a start!
出发了神起步啊
The Porsche has got off to a flyer.
保时捷后来居上了
Oh, balls!
啊我的蛋
180, 190, 210.
180 190 200 210
230 kilometers an hour.
230公里每小时
That wasn't very good.
这没发挥好
Because James had somehow messed up that time,
因为詹姆斯不知怎么搞砸了
and because this test was about the cars,
而且这测试的重点在车
we decided to go again.
所以我们决定再来一次
It's a rocket ship.
这就是个火箭
For England!
为了大英帝国
No, no!
不要啊
Okay, we have all three won this now.
我们都赢过一次了
Determined to find a definitive
为了最终确定
one-two-three finishing order,
一二三的排名
we ran again.
我们又跑了一次
Another totally different result there, gentlemen.
两位这又是一个完全不同的结果
And again.
又一次
That's a different result again.
又是个不同的结果
And again?
又一次
At this point, we decided to call
至此我们决定
a halt to proceedings,
不再继续下去了
because we had reached a scientific conclusion.
因为我们得出了一个科学结论
It turns out it doesn't really matter which car you buy,
原来这和你买♥♥哪辆没关系
it all depends on your shoes.
主要是鞋的问题
Now, this is a TOD loafer.
大家看这是一双TOD乐福鞋
Slightly worn to get a crisper jump
轻微的磨损能够让起步的瞬间
off the brake pedal, and it's immediate.
松刹车的动作更加干脆直接
This is a Converse. There's more sponge in there than I thought.
他的是匡威鞋底的填充物比我想象还厚
See, Adidas, they weren't thinking that through.
你看阿迪也是他们造鞋的时候也没考虑过这个问题
So, as you lift your foot up It's a millisecond.
所以在你抬脚的时候就已经损失了一毫秒
I know you've got KERS,
无论是你有KERS
I know you've got a 6.3-litre V12,
你有6.3升V12引擎
and I know that launch control system is amazing,
还有出色的弹射启动
but it's all let down
最终都被