大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E10

Part 5 May 6, 2021, 11:52 a.m.

"in, what, 30-40 years, to doing this,
沦落到现在这种
whatever this brown..." Look at...
不管这可是棕色看看吧
How have they done that?!
他们怎么做到的
And it's the same as Chevrolet.
雪佛兰也是
There was an Impala in there, 1960.
那里有辆1960年的Impala
Look at that! That is exciting not moving!
看看这个这叫兴奋而不是感动
That's a Chevy Impala from the '60s.
那是60年代的雪佛兰Impala
Let's have a look at one from today.
我们看看现在的样子
Oh, for God's sake!
可饶了我吧
How do they even have the nerve to call that an Impala?
他们怎么好意思管那玩意叫Impala
Because it isn't one.
这根本就不是啊
I was looking at a Corvette,
我当时看到一辆科尔维特
a '70s Corvette.
70年代的科尔维特
That's the C3 model,
C3款的
if you're a Corvette nerd.
如果你是个科尔维特脑残粉的话
This was a car that was driven
这是一辆所有宇航员
by all of the astronauts.
都开的车
Exactly. And Dirk Diggler.
确实还有炮王迪哥
Yep.
嗯
Ah, so it's a car
所以说这车是给
for porn stars and astronauts.
毛♥片♥演员和宇航员开的咯
What a strapline! What car is there today
这标语厉害了当今还有什么车
that could be driven by porn stars and astronauts?
是给宇航员和毛♥片♥演员开的
There isn't one. MAN: An Alfa!
没有了阿尔法
Actually, he's right!
其实他说得对
No, astronauts have to get there.
不对不对宇航员要能够顺利抵达
He's right! That's exactly
他说得对说的正是
what the Quadriplegio is! No!
Quadriplegio -别啊
For porn stars and astronauts, which is what I am.
专为宇航员和毛♥片♥演员量身定制的也就是我
Now, I would like to have
现在我想来聊聊
a conversation about the Nürburgring.
纽博格林
Go on. Because this is important.
说吧因为这很重要
Last year, I was delighted.
去年我很高兴的是
The people who run the Nürburgring in Germany,
在德国管理纽博格林的人
they said they were gonna ban car manufacturers
说他们要禁止厂家在那里
from setting lap records there.
给车测圈速了
Sorry, why were you delighted about that?
不好意思你为啥感到高兴
Because that's an excellent idea.
因为这想法很棒
If you make a car that is excellent
如果你制♥造♥的车好到
for doing a fast lap of the Nürburgring,
能在纽博格林测圈速
it would be useless as a car everywhere else in your life.
那么日常生活中这车会很没用
It's like... It's like setting your house up
就好比把你的房♥子装♥修♥成
to play Laser Quest.
专门用来玩室内真人CS
It will be brilliant for playing Laser Quest,
玩游戏还不错
but it'll be rubbish for a dinner party
不过搞个聚餐就很垃圾
because it's full of lasers,
因为屋子里全是激光
darkness, fog and music that goes...
漆黑一片迷雾重重而且音乐也是
...and people running around
而且人们跑来跑去
thinking that they're in Star Wars.
想象自己在星球大战当中
Or you could get a dog...
换个比方你养条狗
You could train a dog as an attack dog,
你可以把狗训练成军犬来看门
which is fantastic if you own a scrapyard
如果你有个废品场
and you need the dog to guard it,
这会是不错的选择
but take it home as a pet, it will eat your children.
不过要是在家当宠物它会吃了你的孩子
It's completely useless.
完全没用
That's what happens
这就是把车拿到
when you set a car up for the Nürburgring.
纽博格林的后果
This isn't really a conversation, James.
这可不是讨论啊詹姆斯
No, I think we've accidentally turned down Rant Lane this week.
我觉得这周不小心拐到了怨妇街
Well, there's more.
嗯还没说完呢
He's off again. - No, no.
他又开始了不
But the thing is, the bad news in all this
关键在于真正的坏消息是
is that they've decided
他们已经决定
that they will allow car manufacturers
将允许汽车制♥造♥商
to set lap records again.
再次去冲击圈速纪录
Well, that's good.
其实这也挺好
No, it's bad! OK.
不这很操蛋好吧
Think of the cars that have come out recently
看看那些最近推出的车
we've been developed
被不断调试研发
so that they would go fast around the Nürburgring.
就为了能在纽北圈速更快
BMW M4 GTS,
BMW的M4 GTS
you can't deny it, it's a terrible car.
不可否认它是一台很糟糕的车
Nissan GT-R, the Track Edition,
日产GT-R 赛道版
that is a terrible car.
也是一台糟糕的车
Even SEAT-- the SEAT Leon Cupra 280,
就连西雅特的Leon Cupra 280,
that's got a hatchback record for going around the Nürburgring,
曾是纽北最快的掀背车
and it's rubbish!
简直就是垃圾
The Nürburgring ruins cars.
纽博格林就是在毁车
I'm developing an app for the smart phone
我在开♥发♥一个手♥机♥应用
called Bomb The Nürburgring
叫做“炸掉纽博格林”
where you guide a Dornier 17 over it
遥控一架道尼17号♥轰炸机到纽北
and blow it up.
然后炸个满天飞
What are you doing on this programme?
你来这节目干嘛的
Talking sense!
来讲道理的
Good question. I don't know.
问得好我也不知道
We have this old woman who has a baking show in Britain.
英国有个主持烘焙节目的老奶奶
She's called Mary Berry.
叫做玛丽·贝莉
It would be... You probably know her.
你们可能知道她
It's probably the same
就像听她说
as her saying, "I hate cakes!"
“我讨厌蛋糕”一样
Yes.
没错
Mary Berry would agree with me,
玛丽·贝莉也会同意我的观点
because if she made a cake
如果她做了一个蛋糕
that had been developed on the Nürburgring,
然后在纽北赛道调试
someone would put fried onions on the top
就会有人在蛋糕顶上放一个洋葱圈
and completely ruin it. You'd have a Victoria sponge
也就毁了蛋糕你就有了一个
with onion on the top for no reason!
放了洋葱圈的维多利亚海绵蛋糕
James, you know you're weird, don't you?
詹姆斯你知道你是个奇葩吧
That's not weird. That's the most sensible thing
这不叫奇葩这是这个节目上
that's ever been said on this show.
最理智的说法
You are weird. I'm not weird.
你就是奇葩奇葩个毛线
He is weird! We were coming through the airport
他真的奇葩就前几天
here the other day, coming through Chicago,
我们穿过芝加哥机场
and he went, "Jeremy, smell my jacket."
他突然说 “杰里米闻闻我的夹克”
He said what?!
他说了啥
Yeah. I did.
没错我是这么说的
He said, "Smell my jacket." I said, "Why?"
他说“闻闻我夹克” 我说“为啥”
He said, "Because it smells of old record players."
他说“因为它闻起来像旧唱片机”
Mate, that is weird. But it did!
伙计这是真奇葩但真的像
You know record players don't smell of anything?
你知道旧唱片机是没有味道的吧
They do. Old ones do.
有的旧的那种有
They smell of old record players.
闻起来就像旧唱片机
Who knows what they smell like?
谁知道旧唱片机什么味儿
I'd like us The decaying...
我想我们要... 腐烂的...
I'd like us to move it on
我觉着我们要继续了
because it's getting scary now.
因为已经有点诡异了
That's not the record player!
和旧唱片机没关系
What are you on about?
你到底想干嘛
Does anybody have an old record player,
有人有旧唱片机吗
or anything old electrical?
或者任何老旧的电器
They smell, don't they?
它们有种味道不是吗
Has anybody ever smelled an old record player?
有人闻过旧唱片机吗
Really? You think you have?
真的吗你闻过
You've smelled an old...
你真去闻了旧的...
god, strewth!
哎哟我天
Did it have a wax cylinder on it, your old record player?
你的旧唱片机带蜡筒嘛
They smell like old plastic and warm rubber.
它们闻起来像旧塑料和热橡胶
Yeah, exactly.
对就是这个
That smells like his special drawer ,is that.
是不是闻起来像船长的羞羞抽屉
You're actually talking to Thomas Edison there.
你像是和爱迪生说话啦