大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E11

Part 8 May 6, 2021, 11:53 a.m.

Or we shall be last.
不然我们就要垫底了
And then I shall have to sell you, and I won't sell you to someone nice.
我就得把你卖♥♥了而且我绝对不会卖♥♥给好人
You know that man who has sex with his cars
你知道有人会艹车
and then puts pictures of it on the internet?
还会把照片发到网上
I'm going to sell you to him
我要把你卖♥♥给他
unless you get going. Now, come on!
除非你走起来现在走啊
Hang on a minute. No!
等等不
No, no, no, no!
不不不
Big road. Yes!
路况真棒
James, meanwhile,
与此同时
was dawdling along at the back.
船长还在后面闲逛
Yet he seemed strangely unconcerned about this.
他似乎毫不在乎这事
On the face of it, viewers, this isn't much of a race,
从表面上看这不太算是一场比赛
because I've got the slowest car, we already know that.
因为我的车是最慢的我们已经知道了
I only have the use of one arm
我只能用一只胳膊
and I'm steering
而且我还得握着
with a squeaky frog bolted to the wheel.
方向盘上的尖叫蛙来转向
However, it's not that simple.
然而并没有那么简单
In fact,
事实上
I believe I will be first.
我相信我会是第一
Because he who is last shall be first.
在后的将要在前
As we know.
圣经记载说
Coming up now to the motorway.
现在上高速公路
Come on, car. Please!
加油啊拜托
It's made it up the slip road.
我已经成功开上匝道了
Have you ever known a car with more spirit
你可曾见过比这辆
than this magnificent Maserati?
华丽的玛莎拉蒂更有个性的车
However, the gradient on the slip road was nothing
然而匝道的坡度比起前方的挑战
compared to what lay ahead.
根本算不上什么
Oh, my giddy aunt.
哦我的姑奶奶啊
Port, where is it?
港口在哪里
If I get there first, I've got to wait for the ferry.
如果我第一个到那里我得等渡轮
They could catch up, but I'll be ahead in the queue.
他们就会赶上我但是我在队伍前面
Whoever gets on the boat first gets off the boat first,
第一个上船的人也第一个下船
and you can't change that.
这是一定的
First on the boat is first off the boat.
如果他们先上船
They win.
他们就赢了
Right, calm, Jeremy, calm.
好的冷静点杰里米
You're on a motorway.
你在高速公路上
On an enormous bridge,
在一座大桥上
surrounded by many heavy lorries.
被很多重卡包围
Oh, no.
哦不
I can hear the exhaust spluttering.
我可以听到排气在噼啪响
Smoke. A lot of smoke now.
烟冒出了好多烟
Please! Please work!
拜托振作点
Mercifully, I reach the top of the bridge.
万幸我到了桥顶
But then...
但是
It's dead.
它挂了
Shit, I've lost braking. I have lost braking.
卧♥槽♥ 刹车失灵了
Bloody hell. Handbrake not working, either.
真♥他♥妈♥的手刹也不行了
I've lost all brakes.
我的刹车完全失灵了
There was only one thing for it.
我现在别无选择
I have no brakes!
我没有刹车
You've just hit our car!
你刚撞了我们的车
I haven't got any brakes!
我刹车坏了
They're not pleased
被当成刹车来用
about being used as a brake.
他们似乎不太高兴
This is totally illegal, by the way,
顺便一提在法国公路上
on a French motorway.
这是完全违法的
Right, so I've no brakes
好的我没有刹车
and no engine.
没有动力
Think, Jeremy, think.
杰里米好好想想
Port. Yes, hello.
港口你好
Unaware of Jeremy's problems,
对杰里米的状况毫不知情
I was keeping the hammer down.
我继续前行
Holiday-makers!
度假者
I hate holiday-makers!
我恨度假者
Trucks.
卡车
I'm going to get caught up with all the trucks.
我要超过所有的卡车
Meanwhile, back in the land of Captain Cryptic...
与此同时回到船长那边
Do you know, I'm so relaxed about this,
你知道吗我很享受这个过程
I think, in a short while,
我想再过一会
I might stop for a pleasant coffee
我可能会停下来喝一杯咖啡
and a read of the newspaper.
读读报纸
Not got time for you, mate. I'm sorry.
我在赶时间抱歉了伙计
Car! Car!
有车
Oh, God. Another roundabout.
天啊又一个环岛
It's like I'm in the middle of bloody town.
好像我在市中心一样
I need to find my own route.
我得自己找条路
There must be sneaky ways through.
这里肯定有小路能穿出去
This could be good. This could be good.
会好的会好的
Down there.
走这边
Oh!
噢
Dead end.
死胡同
Not that way. Bloody hell.
不是这边见鬼了
My shortcut wasn't going well.
我抄近路的计划并没奏效
Where are they and more importantly where am I?
他们在哪儿更重要的我在哪儿
This was a mistake. This is making things worse.
这招走错了我搞砸了
It's just costing time.
这只是浪费时间
And, as it turned out,
事实证明
time was something I didn't have.
我现在最大的敌人就是时间
I am now down to one turbo charger,
我现在只剩一个涡轮了
but I'm back in the race.
但我又回到了比赛里
Yes, I'm at the wheel of a Renault DCI 120 tow truck.
是的我在开一台雷诺DCI 120拖车
And what's more, I've decided
更重要的是我决定
to head for the port as the crow flies.
飞奔至港口
Oh, yes!
太棒了
Oh, God, no!
噢天啊不
This looks good.
这边好像对了
Yes. Ferry terminal.
没错渡轮码头
This is all correct.
这就对了
That is Jeremy!
那是杰里米
There's Hammond!
那是哈蒙德
What is he doing?
他在干什么
Kill him!
干掉他
I have to win. I have to win.
我必须要赢
A roundabout. Oh, bloody hell. Really?
有个环岛哦天啊真的么
The problem was that the port of Le Havre is so vast
问题是勒阿弗尔的码头太大了
and so complex, it was very easy to get lost.
又复杂很容易迷路
This was still anyone's race.
谁都有可能赢
Where is Hammond? Where is May?
哈蒙德在哪里梅在哪里
Where is the boat?
船在哪里
Come on, come on, come on.
加油啊
This is wrong. This is wrong.
这条路不对这条路不对
It's got to be down here.
应该是沿着这条路走
Yes!
是的
Did I have some carpet stuck under the throttle?
刚才油门被地毯卡住了吗
Cos my DCI 120's going like a bastard!
我的DCI 120简直快得飞起啊
Yes! This looks good. This is the place.
啊没错就是这里
Good van. Good van. The boat is there.
好货车乖货车船就在那里
There is Richard Hammond. Is James May here?
哈蒙德已经到了梅到了吗
No, he is not!
不他没到
He is not.
他没到
Yes!
好棒
Ha-ha! No May?
哈哈看到梅了吗
No, and there wouldn't be,
不他们不可能看见我
because I was in another part of the port
因为我在港口的另一边
with my own travel plans.
我有自己的计划
Last night, after the other two had gone to bed,
昨晚在他们两个上♥床♥之后
I arranged for our company yacht
我预定了一艘我们公♥司♥的游艇