大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E03

Part 8 May 6, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

伙计们
What a yob.
真是粗野
I thought his Hellcat was bad.
我以为他的地狱猫就够糟了
Hammond, no.
哈蒙德住手
That's really inappropriate, Hammond. Don't do that.
你这样真不合适哈蒙德别这样
This is very wobbly.
这船非常容易晃别
Don't... Don't do that, Hammond.
别别哈蒙德
Who's hungry? Who's for doughnuts?
有谁饿了吗谁想吃甜甜圈
Hammond, stop it!
哈蒙德停下
Yah! Water doughnut!
水上甜甜圈
Stop it!
停下
Hammond! Hammond!
哈蒙德哈蒙德
What?
咋啦
Grand Tour. We can do it again next year.
大壮游明年还可以再搞一次
Next year? Do it again next year?
怎么样明年要不要再搞一次
Not only did you knock us into
你不光是把我俩
the sewage-infested waters of Venice...
晃进了威尼斯的污水里
you cut the present we gave you in half.
你还把我们给你的礼物拦腰折断
No, hang on a minute.
不等一会没有
No, it was only like a two-piece jigsaw puzzle
它就像是一个只有两块的拼图一样
and I put it back together again.
我又把它拼起来了
Look, there it is.
你看就在那
See? Perfect.
怎么样完好如初吧
Hammond? Yes.
哈蒙德干嘛
Art galleries do not saw artworks in half
人家艺术馆没人会为了把艺术品搬上楼
just to get them up the stairs, you moron.
而把它们锯成两半你个智障
Anyway, listen, before we move on,
总之听着在我们进入下一个板块之前
can I just say something about that Aston Martin?
我能再多说几句关于阿斯顿马丁的吗
Not to wind you two up. I genuinely mean this.
不是为了惹你俩生气我是真心的
It's an amazing car.
这真是辆好车
I know the steering wheel is square.
我承认它方向盘是方的
And it was brown Yes.
它还是棕色的没错
And I know the interior wasn't very nice,
内饰也不漂亮
but, genuinely, it's affected me.
但是它真的打动我了
It's been living up here
在我回来之后它
ever since I got back.
它就一直在我脑海中挥之不去
And talking of up here,
哎说到脑海啊
it's now time to play Celebrity Brain Crash.
现在应该是明星脑碰脑时间了
Yes, it's time for a top celebrity
是时候让明星们
to try their hand at our
在我们可怕的测试中
fearsome test of skill,co-ordination
展现他们的技巧
and observation.
协调性和观察力
Now, so far, I should explain,
我要解释一下
no celebrity has actually made it to the tent.
目前没有明星成功踏进我们的帐篷
No, they've all died.
没错他们都死了
Yes, but our fingers are crossed for this week,
但这次让我们一起祈祷吧
because our guest is a huge star.
因为这次的嘉宾是位巨星
You'll have seen him in Mission Impossible,
他参演过碟中谍
Star Trek,
星际迷航
Shaun Of The Dead,
僵尸肖恩
Hot Fuzz,
热血警探
and he's here to talk about his new movie -
他今天会在这谈论他新电影
Spielberg movie - Ready Player One .
由斯皮尔伯格导演的一级玩家
Ladies and gentlemen, we've got Simon Pegg!
女士们先生们西蒙佩吉
And there he is.
他就在那
There he is, ladies and gentlemen,
他就在那
with his Cornetto.
和他的可爱多
Always a Cornetto.
永远都有一个甜筒
He's battled aliens,
他和外星人干过仗
he's battled zombies,
和僵尸打过架
he should have no problem at all
所以他应该能顺利地
with a short stroll through this pretty little town.
在这美丽小镇溜达吧
Of all his films, it's Paul that I like best.
他电影里我最喜欢保罗
I think that stands out.
对那是一部很出色的电影
Paul was the forerunner of Ted, really.
保罗简直是泰迪熊的祖先
It was It was first. It came first.
没错它先出来的
Hot Fuzz It's Hot Fuzz for me, just because of the fight scenes.
我最喜欢热血警探那打斗场面
There he is He's on the bridge.
他来了他到桥上了
It looks like he's being hassled by seagulls.
看起来海鸥要找他麻烦
They're after his Cornetto, I think.
海鸥想要他的甜筒
Yeah, they're after his.. Oh!
对它们冲着噢
Oh!
噢
Oh, God.
啊天啊
There's literally nothing we can do.
我们什么也做不了
We're gonna get a reputation.
我们要背骂名了
Does that mean he's not coming on then?
就是说他来不了对吧
Well, James...
呃詹姆斯
...he fell into the harbour,
他掉了下去
and the icy North Sea waters are now filling his lungs.
北海刺骨的海水正灌满他的肺
It's a no He's not coming on.
对他来不了了
Oh, God...
哦天啊
Well, look, I...
瞧啊我
Oh I anticipated something like this.
我预料到会有这事发生
Did you? Yes.
是吗嗯
And so I prepared something else we can do to fill the time.
所以我另有个填补时间的方法
It's this. You know Google have been
是这样你们知道
trying to build a self-driving car?
谷歌♥正在造无人车吧
For seven years they've been at it.
他们造了七年
We've got a picture of it
我们这有张照片
It's absolutely hideous.
它看起来十分丑陋
I was thinking, "Well, how hard can it be?"
所以我就想啊这能有多难
Oh, God.
天啊
Ten days ago I thought, "I'll give it a bash," okay?
十天前我就决定试一试
And I've already finished it.
而且我成功完成了
Have you? Yes, it's here.
是吗没错它就在这
Is it? Yes, it's here.
是吗没错
Let's bring it out It's phone-operated.
让我把它带进来用手♥机♥控制哦
So, erm.. Hang on. Just set... What?
啊等等啥
No, here it comes Right, forwards.
没准备好了往右前进
Forwards.
前进
Please try not to be distracted
别让北海的悲伤
by the harrowing scenes.. of...
扰乱前进的方向
Left, left.
往左往左
Straight.
往前
...the harrowing scenes of Simon's lifeless corpsebeing fished
西蒙毫无生气的尸体
from the harbour.
被钓出水面的悲伤一幕
I know that's upsetting for some people.
我知道有些观众十分悲伤
Right, we need to make a bit of a a hole in the crowd back here,
后面的观众们让个道
cos I'm gonna bring it into the tent studio
因为我要把它带进我们的帐篷了
so you can see how brilliant I've been.
让你们膜拜机智的我
Forwards.
直走
Really?
认真的
That is brilliant!
这就是很厉害嘛
It's..
这
Cheer, everybody.
鼓掌吧大伙
Left. Left. Left.
左拐左拐
It's hideous! Left. Forwards.
看着真丑-往左直走
It's... So, hold on
太丑了等等
Stop. Stop.
停
It's not brilliant It's hideous, is what it is.
这一点都不天才太丑了真的
How can you say it's hideous?
你怎么能说它丑呢
I've copied Google's styling completely.
这可是原味山寨的谷歌♥设计
Is that a septic tank?
这是个化粪池吗
Yes, it is.
没错
Cut in half, and then I've mounted on the top this chaise longue,
切了一半然后扣上了这个躺椅
so the owner can recline in great comfort.
所以拥有者就可以舒舒服服的躺着了
Yeah, yeah How does it actually work?
好好好所以它到底怎么运作的
Brilliantly.
展示天才想法的时候到了
Down here, a very small little camera.
这下面有一个小摄像头
That feeds a view of the road ahead to the system inside.
给内部系统采集路面信息
What system?