大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E11

Part 1 May 6, 2021, 11:53 a.m.

Hello, everybody!
大家好
Hello! Hello!
你好
Hello!
大家好
Thank you so much.
非常感谢大家
What a welcome.
真热情啊
Hello. Thank you, everyone.
大家好非常感谢
Welcome to The Grand Tour,
欢迎来到The Grand Tour
which this week comes to you from the shores of Loch Ness
这次我们来到了尼斯湖畔
in Scotland!
在苏格兰
Now...
现在
Exactly.
就是这样
Now, to most people around the world,
好了对于世界上大多数人而言
Scotland is just a bunch of scenery
苏格兰只是一堆美景
and Mel Gibson with some paint on his face.
还有脸上画着颜料的梅尔吉布森
But actually it's a bit more than that.
但实际上不止这些
What we have here is a list of all the important things
这里有一张表记录了在美国发明的
that were invented in America, OK?
所有重要的东西
This is what the Germans came up with.
德国发明了这些
Then we've got the English contribution.
这里是英国的贡献
And then let's have a look at what France did.
再看看法国人做了些什么
That's it. I'm not making that up.
就是这样我没瞎编
Actually and the pencil sharpener.
其实还有卷笔刀
Oh, and the pencil sharpener!
哦还有卷笔刀
Now let's have a look at the list of things
现在我们看看
that were invented by Scottish people.
苏格兰人发明的东西
It's just...!
这简直是
It's unbelievable! It's everything!
不可思议囊括世间万物
Cordite. Cloning. Colour photography.
无烟火♥药♥ 克隆技术彩色相片
Percussion cap.
雷♥管♥
Golf, lime cordial. I mean, the list goes on and on.
高尔夫浓缩柠檬汁数不胜数
Buick! Hang on a minute.
别克等等
Why is the US Navy on there?
为啥美国海军也算
Not joking, that was actually invented by a Scottish person.
讲真那还真是一个苏格兰人发明的
Was it? So was the BBC, so was the SAS.
是吗 BBC也是英国特种空勤团也是
All Special Forces, in fact. And I think I know why.
所有的特种部队都是我知道为什么
If you are from Mexico or France or Italy,
如果你来自墨西哥法国或者意大利
you wake up in the morning, open the curtains,
早上醒来拉开窗帘
it's a lovely day, think, "I'll go to the beach."
天气晴朗你就想我要去海滩
In Scotland you open the curtains...
在苏格兰你拉开窗帘
it's damp and cold:
外面又湿又冷
"I'll go to the shed and I'll invent something."
就会想我要去棚子里造点什么
That's what's going on there.
实际情况就是这样
I'm surprised, actually, the English,
事实上我很惊讶英国人
don't just say that those are British inventions.
从来不说这是不列颠的发明
Ah, yes, the Andy Murray syndrome.
对这是安迪穆雷综合症
Let's be honest, this does happen a lot.
说实话这经常发生
OK. Alexander Graham Bell,
好吧亚历山大格雷汉姆贝尔
when he was working away
当他在他的小屋里
with his Bakelite and his wires in his shed,
捣鼓他的胶木电♥话♥和电线时
he was a Scottish crackpot.
他是个苏格兰疯子
When he invented the telephone,
但他发明了电♥话♥以后
he was a British genius!
他就变成不列颠天才了
Exactly the same sort of thing happens with sport.
运动领域也有这种情况
Motor racing, Jackie Stewart.
搞赛车的杰基斯图尔特
Three times Formula 1 World Champion.
三次F1世界冠军
OK, he's British.
好的他是英国人
Jim Clark. Two times Formula 1 World Champion.
吉姆克拉克两次F1世界冠军英国人
British. David Coulthard... Scottish.
大卫库特哈德苏格兰人
That's how it works!
就是这个道理
It is, yes. Maybe we should explain
是的我们应该向美国观众
to people in America what's going on here.
解释一下发生了什么
Yeah, exactly. Let me just clear this up for you.
对的我来帮你们理清楚
This is how it works on this side of the pond.
大西洋彼岸的规矩是这样的
This is Britain. This bit is England, where we're from.
这是大英帝国这里是英格兰我们老家
This bit's Scotland, where we are now.
这是苏格兰我们现在的位置
This bit's Wales, which is next to where I live.
这部分是威尔士在我家旁边
Exactly. The rules are very simple.
很好规矩很简单
If you're English
如果你是英格兰人
and you become brilliant or do something brilliant,
当你功成名就的时候
you remain English.
你还是英格兰人
If you're Scottish or Welsh
如果你是苏格兰人或者威尔士人
and you do something brilliant,
一旦你功成名就了
the English decide that you are, in fact, British.
英格兰就认定你是不列颠人了
The English really are appalling, aren't they?!
英格兰人真是坏透了不是吗
They are!
就是的
I tell you what, I love being in Scotland
我告诉你们我喜欢待在苏格兰
because everyone here speaks their mind.
因为所有人都直抒胸臆
There's no ambiguity.
没有什么模棱两可
The town of Larkhall in Scotland, their welcome sign,
苏格兰小镇拉克霍尔他们的欢迎标语
here we go.
我们来看
This is Scotland.
这就是苏格兰
It's not just words, either, it's actions.
不只是说说他们还付诸行动
Do you remember that terrorist attack at Glasgow Airport
还记得几年前格拉斯哥机场的
a couple of years ago?
恐怖袭击吗
Somebody tried to explode... bomb didn't go off.
有人想自爆但炸♥弹♥没炸
He ran off and he didn't get very far
他就跑了但没跑多远
because this happened.
因为发生了这件事
The Scottish way. That is the Scottish way.
苏格兰人的处世方式
And um...
还有
Interestingly, there have been no terrorist attacks in Scotland since.
有趣的是自此苏格兰再也没有恐怖袭击了
Just thinking about that for a second.
好好想一想
When he kicked him, he must have broken his foot
当他踢他的时候他的脚一定是撞断
on the other guy's pelvis.
在另一个人的骨盆上了
Yeah. Which means the guy's plums
是啊这说明那人的蛋蛋
were in the middle of the impact.
就在冲击的中心区域
When that terrorist woke up that morning,
当恐♥怖♥分♥子♥那天早上醒来时
he must've thought, "Right,
他肯定想好吧
"The worst thing that'll happen to me today
今天我将遇到的最糟糕的事
is I'm gonna blow up."
就是我要炸了
It wasn't, though, was it?
这并不是最糟的不是吗
Cos the only thing to explode was his knackers.
因为唯一爆掉的东西是他的蛋蛋
Can we get on with the show? Yes. Good idea.
我们能继续了吗好主意
Because in tonight's car programme...
因为在今晚的汽车节目中
I urinate on an engine...
我在发动机上尿尿
Richard wears an anorak...
理查德穿了件滑雪衫
and James takes drugs.
船长磕了药
But first, I want to talk about Fiat.
但首先我想聊一下菲亚特
They're mostly known these days for the 500,
现在最有名的是菲亚特500
which is a small retro hatchback.
一辆复古的小掀背车
But after an absence of more than a decade,
但是缺席了数十年后
they are back in the sports car game.
他们又回到了赛车场上
So I went down to the Eboladrome
所以我去了埃博拉症赛道
to check out what they've come up with.
看看他们拿出了什么
Here it is. And as with the 500,
就是它了对比下500
you can tell straightaway
你可以立马看出
that Fiat are playing the nostalgia card
菲亚特打了怀旧牌
because this car is called the 124 Spider,
因为这辆车叫做124 Spider
in honour of their rear-wheel drive roadster from the '70s.
向70年代的后驱双座跑车致敬
Under the skin, though,
然而在外表之下
the 124 is based on the thoroughly modern Mazda MX-5.
124基于全新的马自达MX-5
Fiat supply some important things like the engine
菲亚特提供了一些重要的部件例如引擎
and the body,
还有车身
but both cars are built
但这两辆车都是
on the same production line in Japan.
在日本的同一生产线上制♥造♥的
On the surface, that is no bad thing.
从表面上看没有什么问题
You're gonna sleep a lot better at night
你晚上能睡得更安稳
knowing that your Italian car
因为知道你的意大利车
was actually put together by the Japanese.
实际上是日本人组装的
However, it does raise a question.
但这也产生了一个问题
Is that a sports car in its own right,
这是菲亚特自己的跑车