大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E03

Part 6 May 6, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

多亏了他这趟路程
the journey from hell.
越来越见鬼了
As the sun rose over the silent,
当太阳在寂静且雾气朦胧的
misty Italian countryside...
意大利乡间升起之时
OK, let's get these out.
好了咱们出发吧
...and Hammond extricated his entourage
哈蒙德在酒店停车场
from the hotel car park...
解救了他的随行人员
...James lowered the roof on his Rolls-Royce.
而詹姆斯把劳斯莱斯的顶棚放了下来
Morning. Morning.
早早上好
That is the "silent ballet".
这是沉静的芭蕾舞
There's nothing silent about your lorries, Hammond. No, not those.
你的卡车一点也不沉静没说那个
That's how Rolls-Royce themselves describe the roof
劳斯莱斯就是这么形容
going up and down, in this, look.
顶棚开合的你看
What, "silent ballet"? "Silent ballet", that's what they say.
什么沉静的芭蕾舞对就是这么写的
They also talk about "the Dawn provides an erotic tingle on the skin."
他们还说曜影的手感性♥欲♥撩人
Whoa! This is all their words.
等一下他们就是这么说的
Actual RollsRoyce...? This is their words. Yeah, this is their bumf.
这真是劳斯莱斯的没错这是他们的手册
They also say,
他们还说
"The car is a contemporary take on the casino lifestyle.
这车赌场生活方式的现代演绎
It is intended to attract... people."
专为吸引那些人
What sort of people? People...
哪些人
People who put their seatbelts on?
那些喜欢用安全带的人
Exactly, people who put their seatbelts on and off
没错穿脱安全带的人
and relish both freedom and sophistication.
同时尽享人生自♥由♥与精妙
"Casino lifestyle"?Casino lifestyle.
赌场生活方式赌场生活方式
What?
怎么了
Can we go?
我们能走了吗
Have you got your seatbelt on?
你安全带系上了没有
We then set off
我们接着就出发了
and decided to do a bit more road testing of our cars.
同时决定对车进行更多的路测
I began by talking about the Aston Martin's interior.
我先说说阿斯顿马丁的内饰
On the upside,
优点是
Aston Martin have reprogrammed the Mercedes electronics
阿斯顿马丁重编了奔驰的电子设备
so the warning beeps and buzzers are now less...Germanic.
所以提示警告音不那么德系
If you don't put your seatbelt on,
比如你不系安全带
for example,you get a discreet cough.
你会听到矜持的咳嗽
rather than a klaxon
而不是高音喇叭
and somebody shouting,"Achtung!"
和一声大吼危险
On the downside is everything else.
缺点是其余的地方
Er... The centrepiece of this dashboard here looks like a...
中控中间看上去就像
How can I put this?...like a lady part.
该怎么说呢像女性体征
And then the door lining here, well, it's just hideous.
至于门线这里更是丑的可怕
It look like a footballer's...kitchen worktop.
就像足球运动员的厨房♥台面
It's annoying, cos Aston have done such a good job with the rest of this car.
很烦人阿斯顿这台车造得这么好
I was staggered
我都惊呆了
by how good it was at the track yesterday.
昨天它在赛道上的表现
And yet, they've let it all down with this ghastly interior.
而它就被这可怕的内饰拖累了
In the Hellcat, Hank J Hammondberger
在地狱猫中汉克 J 哈蒙德堡
hadn't noticed the quality of the fixtures and fittings.
并没有在意装配品质
He was too busy playing with the toys.
只是忙着捣鼓小玩意
Oh, now, look at all of this.
啊来看看这些
Timers, gauges...
计时器仪表盘
Oh.
噢
In my performance mode screen,
我的性能模式屏幕
I can measure G-forces, braking distance,
我可以测量 G力刹车距离
reactions times, quarter-mile timer,
反应时间四分之一英里计时
eighth-of-a-mile timer, lap history.
八分之一英里计时圈速记录
It's brilliant!
太棒了
Irrelevant twaddle.
无关紧要
"Irrelevant twaddle."
无关紧要
Oh, I've just seen my average MPG.
我刚刚看见了我的平均油耗
What is it?
是多少
6.6
42.8
Six miles to the gallon?
百公里油耗42.8升
I like to think of it as a healthy appetite.
我觉得这应该算胃口不错
How many miles to the gallon has your Rolls-Royce been doing, James May?
詹姆斯你的劳斯莱斯的油耗怎么样
15.7 in the last 48 hours.
过去的48小时里是百公里18升
Mine's been doing 21 miles to the gallon.
我的车是百公里13.5 升
That's cos it's boring and that's because it's brown!
因为它无聊更因为它是棕色的
Oh, no.
又来
And, with that, the road test ended
就这样公路测试结束
and another day of Hammond-based irritation began.
又一天的哈蒙德式讨人厌开始了
and another day of Hammond-based irritation began.
又一天的哈蒙德式讨人厌开始了
There'll be brown birds over...
天上飞过棕色的鸟
Don't it make my brown eyes brown?
它让我棕色的眼睛更棕了
It's orange!
是橙色
You join us at another petrol station.
我们在另一座加油站见面了
I don't need any,but guess who does.
我是不要加油但猜猜谁要
This car is excellent for ornithologists.
这车给鸟类学家再好不过
It's so quiet going along here, I can listen to the birdsong.
这么驾驶太安静了我听的到鸟的歌♥唱
Hello, James.
你好詹姆斯
Oh, for God's sake.
噢老天爷啊
Party button!
派对按钮
Stop doing that!
别这么干了
Stop it!
停
Go away!
走开啦
I genuinely am worried about the sanity of Chief Inspector Dreyfus.
我真担心德里弗司探长的神志
Many frustrating miles later,
很多烦人的里程过后
we reached the next stop on our Grand Tour:
我们来到壮游的下一个目的地
the region around Modena,
摩德纳地区
which is home to three of the world's greatest carmakers.
世上最伟大的三个车厂的家
And, while Hammond sped off
当哈蒙德忙于
to give his cultural take on Lamborghini's history...
了解兰博基尼历史的时候
Oh, my God. That is pure filth.
哦老天这简直淫♥荡♥
...James and I went off
我和詹姆斯
to buy a goodbye present for him.
去给他买♥♥了个送别礼物
I think scissor doors actually make me horny.
我觉得剪刀门让我饥渴了起来
And when he'd finished his Brian Sewell routine...
当他结束布莱恩斯威尔例行活动的时候
...we met up to hand it over.
我们赠予了他礼物
We have had it done for you.
我们为了你做了这个
It's brilliant! I know.
它太棒了我知道
It's in the style, actually,
它的风格来源于
of an 18th-century Italian artist called Pompeo Batoni,
十八世纪意大利艺术家蓬皮欧巴托尼
who made a pretty good living
他活的很滋润
out of painting visiting Americans on the Grand Tour
给来壮游的美国人画画赚了很多
and making them look like refined,
让他们看起来像是优雅
cultured English gentleman.
文明的英国绅士
Yeah. Think of it as a souvenir of your trip.
把它当这次旅程的纪念品吧
Thank you. Except a souvenir is what you get at the end of a trip.
谢谢但纪念品是旅程最后才拿的
Yeah, exactly. Erm...
没错嗯
While Hammond struggled to get the painting in his car
当哈蒙德奋力将画放进车里
for the long trip back to England...
踏上漫漫回英路时
Er...
嗯
...James and I set off alone into the glory that is Italy.
詹姆斯和我独自开向了意大利的荣耀
Oh, my word. Look at that view.
难以形容看这景色呀
Holy moley!
我的天呐
That evening in Verona,
当晚在维罗纳
we dined well at a Michelin-starred restaurant,
我们在米其林餐厅里美餐
and then we went to see something called Carmen,
然后我们去看了一个叫卡门的东西
which wasn't at all what we were expecting.
但那和我们期待的东西完全不一样
He hasn't gone home, has he?
他没回家对吧
The next morning, we were up at first light
第二天早上天一亮我们就起了
to attempt another escape.
想要再次逃脱
James... that's his room.
詹姆斯他的房♥间在这里
This has a quiet-start facility on it, but I don't know how it works.
这车有悄声启动功能但我不会用
Push it.
摁它
I could... It's really quiet.
我可以这车很安静
You start... You'll be all right.
你启动吧你没问题
Don't bong!
别吵
That's amazing, isn't it?
很神奇不是么
That's firing 80 times a second, roughly.