大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E10

Part 8 May 6, 2021, 11:52 a.m.

It's like his old table with his Bakelite telephone on it.
就像一张旧桌子上面还有个老式胶木电♥话♥
Yes. "Hello. Hammersmith 37 here."
是的你好翰墨史密斯37号♥
James's suit was so old,
詹姆斯的潜水服太旧了
it didn't come with air tanks, so, annoyingly,
没有配备氧气瓶所以麻烦的是
it was our responsibility to keep him alive.
我们要负责让他活着
How long have we got to do this for?
我们要干多久
Well, for as long as he's done there.
一直到他干完活吧
Honestly, I'm exhausted. I'm getting dizzy.
说真的累死我了我有点晕
We should keep going.
我们应该继续
No. Look, there's a generator.
不你看那里有个发电机
Why don't we just connect it to the generator?
我们为何不把它连上发电机呢
Now. Now.
快点
Yeah. You're an idiot.
知道了你个白♥痴♥
Life-saving air.
救命的空气来了
Oh, there we go.
这样就行了
On. And relax.
搞定我们去找点乐子吧
come on machine
加油啊机器
Nearly!
就差一点点
Come in, James.
回话船长
When our colleague finally surfaced...
当我们的同事最终浮出水面
he was very angry.
他非常生气
That was nowhere near the cars. Nowhere near.
我根本就不在车附近差得远了
What was nowhere near the cars?
什么不在车的附近
You might as well have dropped me off the coast of Los Angeles!
你不如把我放在洛杉矶的海岸上
I couldn't even see them! Just stop. Stop.
我根本看不见别说了
What do you... What do you mean?
你什么意思
How did you manage... You're the boat expert,
你怎么会你总是不停地说
as you're forever telling us.
你是船舶专家
How did you manage to put the cars there
你是怎么做到在这儿放下车
and then move the boat about 100 yards away?
然后把船开出去90米的
We drifted. We drifted a bit.
它自己漂走的漂走了一点
Have you done the job? No.
你的任务完成了吗没有
What? The cars are not anchored.
什么车没有被锚住
Because when I got there,
因为我刚一到车那儿
your drifting, stupid, orange biscuit-tin boat
你这四处乱漂的愚蠢的橙色罐头皮小船
yanked me back off it!
就把我拉走了
We don't have an afternoon
我们没有一整个下午的时间
to just throw away while you go paddling.
让你一边划桨一边浪费
You're saying... I'm gonna have to do it, aren't I?
你是说我得去完成任务不是吗
Soon, James Bond was ready to go in the water.
很快詹姆斯邦德准备下水了
Do I look like Roger Moore? Yeah, you do.
我看上去像罗杰摩尔吗像
You do, yeah. Yeah. Roger Moore, the greengrocer.
特别像像那个卖♥♥菜的罗杰摩尔
Let go. Yes! Yay!
下去吧耶
I've just handed Jeremy a welding iron.
我刚给了杰里米一把焊枪
Oh, dear God.
噢我的天
I'm not sure I trust Jeremy to do welding.
我不是很相信杰里米的焊接水平
I wouldn't trust Jeremy
我连他会去网上看
to watch a YouTube guide to welding.
焊接教程都不信
Oh! What's that?
噢怎么了
That's gone wrong. Jeremy?
出事了杰里米
Badly, horribly wrong.
出了相当可怕的事
How did that go? Very well.
怎么样了非常好
Did it? Oh, yeah.
是吗当然
We headed back to shore for an agreeable dinner,
我们回到岸上吃了顿庆功宴
happy that our important environmental work
很庆幸我们重要的环保工作
was, at last, going well.
最终还是顺利完成
But are the coral starting now?
但是珊瑚开始长了吗
Yeah. So they're down there now.
是的所以它们就在水下
A bit of coral's gonna... Yeah, it will have done.
一小块珊瑚会... 是的会长成的
It's not a big coral reef,
不是很大的珊瑚礁
but it's the start of a coral reef.
但这是珊瑚礁的开始
Well done, chaps. We have done...
好样的伙计们我们做到了
I don't clink glasses, as you know,
你们知道我不碰杯的
but we can raise a glass to our success today.
但让我们为今天的成就举杯
Yes. Well done, us.
是的我们干得好
Maybe that's what Volkswagen were doing--
可能这就是大众在做的
building a reef.
造一片珊瑚礁
That could be it. That could be it.
很有可能
We're gonna pick up our important marine biology work later on.
稍后继续我们重要的海洋生物工作
But now it's time to play Celebrity Brain Crash!
现在是明星脑碰脑环节
That doesn't get any better.
这没法更好了
That really doesn't get any better, that sting.
这片头真的没法做更好了
But anyway, my guest tonight is from...
但无论如何今晚的嘉宾来自
Well, how can I describe it, really?
这要怎么形容呢
...the second biggest
世界上第二大
and most important part of the world,
也是最重要的
as far as music is concerned: the Northeast of England.
音乐重镇英格兰东北
Oh, come on!
噢拜托
Well, hello?!
怎么了
Mark Knopfler, Paul Rodgers,
马克·诺弗勒保罗·罗杰斯
Gordon Sting, a couple of people out of Little Mix.
戈登·斯汀小混混乐队的几个妹子
Lindisfarne. Mm, lovely. Yes, Lindisfarne. We'll gloss over that.
林迪斯芳很棒嗯林迪斯芳我们先跳过
But then we've also got... the main man.
但我们也有核心人物
The man we have lined up for you, he is the lead singer
我们把他带来了他是世界上最大的摇滚乐队
of the biggest rock band in the world, AC/DC.
AC/DC的主唱
Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Johnson!
女士们先生们布莱恩·约翰逊
There he is! There he is!
他在那儿
There he is! Here he comes!
他在那儿他来了
What are we gonna talk to him about?
我们要跟他聊什么呢
Well, he's taken up motor racing. Yeah.
他开始尝试赛车运动了是啊
He's got a new TV show. Yes, on the road.
他有个新的电视节目对在路上
He's on the road.
他在路上
I'm gonna talk to him about being at the front
我要跟他聊聊他在世界最顶端
of the world's biggest rock band.
摇滚乐队担任主唱的感受
Where is he? Hang on, where is he
等等他在哪儿
Here he comes! Oh, there he is!
他来了他在那儿
There he is. The man himself. What a legend!
就在那儿是他本人一个传奇
I can't... I've always wanted to meet him. I'm thrilled.
我一直想见见他我太激动了
Yeah. That is a legend. Proper...
是啊那是一个传奇
Oh, hello. Oh, no.
等一下哦不
What? Oh, my...
什么我的天
Oh, God!
我的天呐
We killed him. We've killed Brian Johnson.
我们害死了他我们害死了布莱恩·约翰逊
That's...
那真是...
OK.
好吧
Brian Johnson has been run over
布莱恩·约翰逊被一群
by some people who think they are playing football.
以为自己在踢足球的人碾过去了
But they're not. It's not football, is it?
但这不是足球不是吗
That's not football.
那不是足球
That's just people dressing up.
只是一群穿奇装异服的人
That's... We play football.
那是... 我们才踢足球
We play football. Yeah, with our feet.
我们踢足球嗯用脚
That is football.
那才是足球
Soccer! It's soccer! What?!
那叫皮球啥
It's not soccer! It's football that we play!
这不是皮球我们踢的是足球
It's 6.75 billion people in the world call it football!
世界上67.5亿人都叫它足球
You can moan and shout all you like.
随你们怎么抱怨
The fact is, we're British and we edit this show,
事实是我们是英国人我们做的节目
and you'll just get cut out.
你们都会被剪掉的
This is a rugby ball!
这是个橄榄球
Look on the screen.
看大屏幕
They're only playing
他们只是在用
with the padding they were born with!
他们的胸肌玩的这个
This is not a football!
这不是足球
They call it football.
这些人叫他足球
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
美♥利♥坚♥ 美♥利♥坚♥
So...
所以...
Brian Johnson has been run over by erm...
刚刚踩踏布莱恩·约翰逊的是
...some supremely brave and talented footballers.
一些极其勇敢和天才的足球球员
Does that mean he's not coming on, then?
这是不是说他来不了了