大世界之旅（2016）

The Grand Tour S01E02

Part 7 May 6, 2021, 11:49 a.m.

then we go in.
然后我就能进去了
Right, are you ready?
准备好了吗
I'm ready to lower the jacks.
我现在要支架子了
Absolute stealth.
打枪的不要
I think the terrorists
我觉得恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
are going to notice this assault.
发现我们了
I think the terrorists are going to notice this assault.
我觉得恐♥怖♥分♥子♥发现我们了
Which is why I shall now cause a diversion.
所以我去转移一下注意力
I'm gonna make a smoking doughnut in front of the plane
看哥绕着飞机烧胎
to distract the terrorists.
分散恐♥怖♥分♥子♥的注意力
Oh, no, this is a disaster.
太悲剧了
Even when you turn the traction control off,
即使你选择关掉牵引力控制
it isn't fully off,
它也不会全关掉
so you just get miles and miles of dreary understeer.
所以你就干在这推头
Bad mark for Audi here.
给奥迪再减一分
Come on!
给点力啊
The only good thing is the terrorists will be looking
唯一的作用就是让恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
out of the cockpit windows
透过驾驶舱
thinking, "Why is that Audi
想着"这奥迪
understeering around like that?"
为什么在下面推头打转"
Right! Go low!
全都趴下！
Here I come!
我来了
Cry havoc and let slip the dog of understeer!
发出屠♥杀♥的号♥令让推头的猛犬四处蹂躏
Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war".
*原句出自莎翁的《凯撒大帝》
Chaps, I have located the VIP
兄弟们我发现贵宾了
and it is the Queen of England.
是英国女王
I don't like the Royal Family.
我不喜欢皇室一家子
James, now is not the time for your republican views.
船长现在不是你发表共和主义言论的时候
Ma'am, we are an elite fighting force.
女士我们是精英部队
We have an Audi outside. We will...
我们准备了辆奥迪恭候在外面等着...
Why did you shoot Hammond?
你为什么射他
He was being annoying.
他好烦啊
That's how you do it!
就是这样
Ma'am, we are an elite fighting force.
陛下我们是精英部队
We have an Audi outside. We will...
我们准备了辆奥迪恭候在外面等着...
Did you shoot May?
你打了船长
That's how you do it!
就是这样
Somehow in our next attempt, Hammond ended up on the wing.
然而这次鼹鼠在机翼上被堵住了
Oh, I see. You wanna do this the old-fashioned way.
哦你想用老炮式的是吧
OK, let's dance.
行放马过来吧
Ma'am, we are an elite fighting force.
陛下我们是精英部队
We have an Audi waiting outside to get you to safety.
我们准备了辆奥迪恭候在外面等着护送您
And what do you do?
你是来干什么的
We are an elite fighting force.
我们是精英部队
We have an Audi waiting outside to get you to safety.
我们准备了辆奥迪恭候在外面等着护送您
You'll like it, it's German.
*您会喜欢的德国车
Thank you, James. Are all the terrorists dead back there?
谢谢你船长后面的恐♥怖♥分♥子♥都清光了
Everybody's dead back there.
后面的人都死光了
Your Majesty, if you'd like to follow us.
陛下请跟着我们
What was that?
怎么回事
He's just shot the Queen in the back of the head.
他刚刚爆了女王的头
Well, now what we gonna do?
现在怎么办
Go. I'll have that, thank you very much.
你的枪我没收了谢谢配合
Having finally got the Queen into the car,
好不容易把女王送上车
we were now faced with a perilous drive to the embassy.
我们踏上了去使♥馆♥的凶险旅程
However, this did at least mean I could get back to my day job.
路途凶险这好歹有机会做回主业
I'll talk you through the car. This is the S8 Plus.
让我来介绍这车这是一辆奥迪S8 Plus
Plus means it has 80 more horsepower than the standard car.
这个Plus意味着它比普通S8多了80匹马力
That means 0-60 in 3.8 seconds,
这让它0-96km/h加速3.8秒
top speed: 190.
极速达到304km/h
How very interesting.
有意思
The immense power is harnessed not only by all-wheel drive,
车上超强的动力不仅仅只靠四驱来控制
but also by ceramic brakes.
搭配的陶瓷刹车也有何很大功劳
And an electronic differential.
电子差速器也帮了很多忙
There's a time and a place for talking about that stuff, mate!
你先逃命以后大把机会讲这些
Sitting behind a six-foot-five-inch driver
坐在一个一米九的司机后面
means that rear leg room is rather at a premium.
意味着我没有多少腿部空间
Having said that, however, for a high-performance saloon,
即便如此对于一辆高性能车来说
the ride quality is really rather good.
行驶品质还是不错的
Will you two stop reviewing the car?
你们两能先别谈车了吗
Do you have an opinion, the Queen?
女王您怎么看
Not now!
闭嘴
Hold it steady, I'm gonna shoot them.
开稳点我要开始打他们了
Shoot him in the face!
干♥死♥他们
Have you come far?
年轻人你辛苦了
The Living Daylights. Transporter 2 and 3.
007黎明生机非常人贩2和3
Taken. Ronin.
飓风营救浪人
Why are you listing films?
你为什么开始扯电影
Because all those films had a big Audi saloon in them going quickly.
因为这些电影里主角都是开奥迪跑路的
It is the car of choice for the Hollywood hero.
好莱坞英雄都选这车
Shut up.
闭嘴
What's the top speed of that thing, James?
后面车跟得多快船长
About 90 miles an hour.
大概一百三
Well, here is a top tip for Hollywood heroes.
好莱坞英雄终极提示
If you're being chased by a car
如果你在被一辆
which is slower than the car you're in,
比你车还慢的车追击
simply drive faster than it.
很简单开的比他快就行了
See, that's what Nick Cage ought to have thought about, really, in The Rock.
你看尼古拉斯凯奇在勇闯夺命岛就该这么做
And that man in Ronin, with the S8 chasing the Citroen.
还有浪人里那个开S8追雪铁龙的那个
Stop talking about films!
别聊电影啦
There's a bogey waxing our tail.
又有一个敌人追上来了
Oh, God!
天哪
James, there's no point shooting it. Petrol only blows up in films.
船长这样没用的汽油只在电影里才会爆♥炸♥
Well, that's not strictly accurate.
额看来你说的也不太准确么
Where the bloody hell is the embassy?
卧♥槽♥大使♥馆♥在哪啊
No, this is rubbish.
屁嘞毛都不是
There it is!
看到啦
Right, you get the Queen to safety. I'll cover you.
你带女王下车我掩护你们
OK, I'm on it.
这就去
OK, I'm on it.
这就去
Your Majesty.
陛下跟我来
Really quickly, Your Majesty.
您快一点陛下
We can't see.
我们看不清啊
Come on, Jeremy, come on!
大猩猩给点力
I'm doing my best!
我在尽力
In the plums!
我的蛋蛋!!!
Oh, no!
不不不
Just keep moving!
继续前进啊
They've done it again!
又打到了
James, you're missing this!
船长搞什么飞机啊
You cannot modernise the royalty,
你不可能把王室现代化
because royalty is, at the very best, a medieval concept.
因为它说好听点是个中世纪的概念
Oh! Shooting!
还在开枪
That's gonna sting! He's still coming!
看上去好痛他还在赶过来
Keep going!
快来
Mind the mines!
小心地雷
He's still going!
他还活着！
James, he's dead.
船长他挂了
No, wait a minute. He's going again! He's moving again!
等等他还没死又开始动了
Jeremy, come on, you can do it!
大猩猩加油你能行的
Come on, keep going! Come on.
加油继续向前加油
This is it.
这快到了
There's the finish line!
这里就是终点
Am I going the right way?
我没走错吧
More or less. Roll over it. You can do it.
差不多滚过来你能行的
Yes! We have done it.
耶我们成功了
Have you come far?
小伙子辛苦了
A fighting force. An unbelievable fighting force.
一支战队一支惊人的战队
We actually managed to complete that course
我们完成了任务
in nine hours and 48 minutes.
只花了九小时四十八分钟